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# Statistics
Favourites: 211; Deviations: 141; Watchers: 1071
Watching: 207; Pageviews: 222801; Comments Made: 6780; Friends: 207
# Comments
Comments: 3133
onestar [2006-07-05 16:23:42 +0000 UTC]
For this day, I decided to turn my attention outward...and Googled hump.
Some of the websites were shocking, Not Safe for Work, and somewhat surprising.
Our first was a website called ihumpthings.com . No, this isn't my personal website. There are random humping pictures there, and recommendations of things to
.
Next up was Hump Granny. No, you pervs, it isn't what you think, but I dare you to look anyway.
Venturing into the NSFW waters was Ask Dr. Hump. Sex advice with a , eh? Why not...
Another website I can take no credit for but I had to include anyway was ihumppillows.com . Although there was no content to speak of, it made me smile...
An older article was included about Georgie-porgie called The Emperor's New Hump. Once again, I rather doubt he'd know what to do with a even if he had pictures...
There's Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia entries that have nothing to do with each other, but included just for the sake of including them.
All in all, Google has 9,490,000 results for , but no matter how you look at it, there's nothing better than a Happy
Day greeting!
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-06-28 15:12:24 +0000 UTC]
We here at are so lucky, fortunate and blessed.
But there are some who aren't as lucky.
Hello. I'm Onestar, and I'm here today asking for your support.
We spend each Wednesday each other, but there are those individuals out there who cannot
. These poor souls have never experienced the pleasure and wonder of
...they've never known the satisfaction each
day can provide.
But there's a way you can help.
For the cost of a a day, you can help sponsor a
-less individual. The Society For Helping
has, over the years, allowed countless :hump-less folks learn how to
, and in doing so, lead more productive and fulfilling lives.
Even now, councellors are assisting those who've never
in their lives to enjoy the benefits
bring.
Won't you please help? It takes so little, and it means so much.
The Society For Helping We're
ing the world, one person at a time.
Onestar is a paid spokesman for The Society For Helping
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NoodleShady In reply to ??? [2006-06-24 22:57:26 +0000 UTC]
hey wazzup! you got a really amazing gallery!
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-06-21 15:13:33 +0000 UTC]
The last few weeks, the day messages have become rather...grand.
This week, tho, we're just gonna cleanse the palette with something a little more...simple.
Happy Day!
There. Can't get any more simple than that.
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chezza-t18 In reply to ??? [2006-06-20 06:25:16 +0000 UTC]
so like.. when are you gonna rock up for a devMeet?
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Sadisticbarbiedoll In reply to ??? [2006-06-18 10:10:49 +0000 UTC]
Saw your pictures in Reakt, hence I thought I'd come and have a squiz, great gallery you have, so I think I'll watch
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matic In reply to ??? [2006-06-14 16:08:29 +0000 UTC]
I thought I'd drop in and say "hey" to one of my old-time DA friends I still love DA but miss the tighter community we had back on 2001-2
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fuzzydemon In reply to matic [2006-06-14 16:12:53 +0000 UTC]
yea, i think we all do
we still have the memories
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-06-14 14:15:47 +0000 UTC]
Request for urgent Day Partnership
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this . This is, by it's very nature, a confidental and "top secret"
.
I represent a top official from a government of Humpadalia, and I have been authorized to deposit into your account One Hundred Thousand . However, in order for me to be able to
you thusly, we will need secure access to your
account.
However, rebel insurgents who would rather not see our s leave our country, have made this transaction extremely difficult. At this time, before we can
you, we are also asking for you to
us to the amount of One Thousand
. These
s will be refunded to you at the close of our transaction.
I look forward to ing you, and hope that our
transaction will benefit you as greatly as it will benefit me. Once again, I must ask for complete cconfidentiality in this
, and also, I hope we can
again in the future.
Yours fully,
Dr. Humpadore Humpster
P.S. Please reference this when replying to the
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KylieKeene In reply to ??? [2006-06-09 08:52:01 +0000 UTC]
there is a lot of humping on your page....
>_>
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onestar In reply to KylieKeene [2006-06-14 14:15:44 +0000 UTC]
And there's more coming now...
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KylieKeene In reply to onestar [2006-06-15 09:07:01 +0000 UTC]
lol i see you humping everyone EVERYWHERE!!!
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onestar In reply to KylieKeene [2006-06-15 12:43:58 +0000 UTC]
It's Wednesday. It's what we do on Wednesday...over-the-hump day.
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klf In reply to ??? [2006-06-07 19:00:05 +0000 UTC]
stopping by to say hi to all the deviants I remember from back in the day after my long hiatus
so hello and hope you are well
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fuzzydemon In reply to klf [2006-06-08 03:34:23 +0000 UTC]
ah, well enough
thanks for dropping in
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-05-31 13:17:06 +0000 UTC]
Currently, the Onestar System is offline.
Upgrades are currently being introduced to increase your day
experience. While the system is offline, we'll introducing some long-overdue
upgrades to make your faster, more efficent, and better than before.
The Onestar System...improving the
for you, each and every
week.
...what? I'm working on four hours sleep. They can't all be winners...
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B3ANBAG In reply to ??? [2006-05-28 06:55:16 +0000 UTC]
hehe love all ur little destressed and disturbed characters!
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-05-24 14:44:29 +0000 UTC]
A day in the life...
whasa time is it... ...guess I'll get up...
Okay. Man, I am . Better get something to eat.
That felt better. Off to the to see what's going on
Okay...conquering the is coming along fine...the
situtation is looking decent...the
need a little cleaning, but I can wait another day or so...but why do I feel like I'm forgetting something?
AW CRAP IN A HAT! IT'S DAY! I've gotta go!
Time to spread joy, love and to everyone!
Have a Happy Day!
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-05-10 13:13:30 +0000 UTC]
For this Happy Day...
I was about to dip back into the well of glorious movie quotes that is Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I, but then I heard a song by...The Black Eyed Peas.
Jeez. I thought I used the concept, but they've taken it to another level.
Consider this...
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my .
My , my
, my
, my
, my
,
My , my
, my
, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
Ye gods.
There's no way I can top something like that. Have a good day!
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-05-03 15:47:24 +0000 UTC]
Today, we ask the question: What would Shakespeare have said, had he celebrated Happy Day?
"Alas, poor Yorick! I ed him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
"Good night, good night! ing is such sweet sorrow."
"A ! A
! My kingdom for a
!"
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!
I come to bury Caesar, not to him."
"The lady doth too much, methinks."
",
, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man's ingratitude;"
"When you do , I wish you
A wave o' th' sea, that you might ever do
Nothing but ."
So ends today's presentation.
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onestar [2006-04-26 13:41:51 +0000 UTC]
Because the , belongs to
ers
Because the , belongs to lust
Because the , belongs to
ers
Because the , belongs to us.
...don't look at me. I was listening to 10,000 Maniacs this morning on the ride to work, and I love Natalie Merchant's voice...
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onestar [2006-04-19 14:12:52 +0000 UTC]
or Death?
Humperdinck?
No, not Humperdinck? or Death.
Death
Death
Death
!
...It's good to be the King...
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onestar In reply to ??? [2006-04-12 15:21:13 +0000 UTC]
Thought for the day...
If Rhett Butler had a account, would he have said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a
Have a Happy Day!
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krash [2006-03-16 10:46:04 +0000 UTC]
Thank You
Yes it has been a while, but I do not want you to think I forgot, I never will.
Thank You
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Winny-fan [2006-02-22 21:16:53 +0000 UTC]
Hey You!
Your Key Pic that got DD is very nice! lol i think you ahve the best pic of every
keep it rolling dude! ;D
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C-E-R-I-D-W-E-N [2006-02-21 04:02:00 +0000 UTC]
Hiya I featured [link] in my journal, hope u don't mind.
If it's a problem, let me know and i will remove it.
many thanx
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b33lz3bub In reply to ??? [2006-02-09 07:05:28 +0000 UTC]
leavin some friendly lovins bro, hope all is well
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fattyfattybowler In reply to ??? [2006-02-07 18:18:21 +0000 UTC]
Aw man, its a shame you've got nowt new here since I last checked...you have serious style!
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