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# Comments
Comments: 544
KaidokJ In reply to ??? [2018-11-18 22:52:55 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Its-Me-Coolie In reply to ??? [2018-08-20 16:26:24 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the llama have one in return
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FDComics In reply to ??? [2018-04-20 23:50:44 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the Llama Have one in return
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MetalBeowulf89 In reply to ??? [2018-03-09 07:14:00 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for the llama. I shall reciprocate!
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magicengr In reply to MetalBeowulf89 [2018-03-10 20:58:12 +0000 UTC]
Thank you and you're welcome!
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Ejderha-Arts [2018-02-13 11:44:52 +0000 UTC]
Thank so much for sharing a lovely Lama Glama with me.
I'm always happy to return the favour!
Have a wonderful day (^_^)
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magicengr In reply to Ejderha-Arts [2018-02-25 16:02:44 +0000 UTC]
You're very welcome! Happy to provide happiness.
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bear48 In reply to ??? [2018-02-11 01:04:26 +0000 UTC]
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Thank you for the fine Camelidae
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ChipmunkRaccoonOz [2018-02-10 00:22:33 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the , whatever your reasons may be.
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magicengr In reply to ChipmunkRaccoonOz [2018-02-10 20:50:43 +0000 UTC]
Only to give llamas to brighten people's days. You're quite welcome!
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NothingGain In reply to ??? [2018-01-27 13:21:45 +0000 UTC]
I'll give two llamas if I could but it's impossible .At least you'll recover a llama ,and of course thanks for the llama !
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magicengr In reply to NothingGain [2018-01-28 21:10:17 +0000 UTC]
Hah, I wish I could give multiple llamas. Thank you!
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magicengr In reply to Jonathan-Orlov [2018-01-25 23:08:44 +0000 UTC]
Enjoy the happy little llama!
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xMissFortunex In reply to ??? [2018-01-17 11:44:15 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much for the llama! I'ma love it and hug it and call it Kuzco!
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magicengr In reply to xMissFortunex [2018-01-21 17:57:26 +0000 UTC]
Hopefully it will treat you right, and not get you in trouble! You're very welcome!
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