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freestyling seems hard tho.. like trying to rhyming off the top of the dome. i wonder what goes on in eminem's brain lol. he's constantly thinking about rap 24/7 even in his sleep he dreams of raps and rhymes haha. like its no wonder
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Well, being the best takes dedication : D
Lemme ask ya, do you take time out during the day to just walk around pondering your thoughts?
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it does, it does
no ?? is that what you do ??
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Well, I can't say for sure. But today when I was riding home in the car I was just thinking to myself. Not thinking of anything in particular, just seeing what thoughts would come to mind as I waited to arrive home. Somehow, I made the connection in my head that "nigger" rhymes with "trigger". So I just assume that the more you in touch you are with your own mind, the more spontaneity you'll experience. Sometimes thoughts just come outta nowhere.
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and thats how you came up with the freestyle : D
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I guess. Maybe this'll work; when you see an everyday object, try to find a rhyme for it. Make it a game. I might try that for these next few days and see if I come up with something.
Hm..."computer"...looter...scooter...erm...hooter?
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okay and heres a challenge, make a rap about that ; D
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Make a rap with those four words? Pfft, piece of cake
Sittin' at home, staring at m'computer
If it was a crime to steal time, this thing would be a looter
Now I just can't stand it, go hop on my scooter
Can't keep it in my pants, I'm headin' off to hooters!
A little risquΓ©, but how could it be not? It has "hooters" in it ._.
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OMG why do i love your lil rhymes I LOVE IT
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i do i do !! you should totes write these. maybe you'll be a rap artist in the near future if you keep going at it : D
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I don't know about that 
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i think you do. you could have the potential o v o
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You won't develop a celebrity crush on me like you did with Eminem, will you?
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where is this goinnnng ?? ~
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Where it's goinnnng is you seem to be rather emotional, and so am I, and if I can't spare the money for a PS4, there's no way I can spare the money for a wedding.
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haha i dont have a ps4 either... i have enough to buy it but im fuckin stingy with my money o.o no joke
wedding ? MIKE WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
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I kinda wanna save a college fund and save for other important stuff before I go spending on luxuries for myself.
I'm kidding, don't kill me ^o^'
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thats the best thing to do with money. remember em's advice ?? |'DD
boi you scared me
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Ah yes, good ol' Em.
Scared you? What's so scary about being with me? .-. I can make you laugh, you love my raps, I'm hot as fuck andimclearlyfreakingyououtwiththisimsosorryyoumayslapme
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oh my god i cant stop laughing
and btw you dont SCARE i was just messin
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Yeah, I was just playing around with my old joke
The "I'm dashing as hell and smooth as fuck yet no woman wants me" joke.
I've gotten at least three years out of this one.
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is it bad if i say i want a man like eminem ?? o w o
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You want a woman-hater? (Oh yes, I went there)
Nah, it's clear you admire him. It's only natural you'd want someone like him.
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someone is CLEARLY jealous
are you srsly jumping on the bandwagon that he's a misogynist ??? Thats bullshit and that's a typical thing for haters to say π
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But...I thought he said it? "They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate, but if ya take into consideration the bitter hatred I had, then ya may be a little patient to the situation and understand the discrimination."
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you do know his long time girlfriend cheated on him, they married and divorced twice, he was a victim of abuse by his mother when he was a kid right ?? plus he has a daughter, three daughters who he loves more than anything in the world. Whatever em says in his raps he clearly doesn't mean it. He just says it for the sake of rhyming and creating a spark of controversy and attention. In fact he did this a lot more when he was on drugs. Now that he's clean and sober, his raps are more motivational. And even if he does include hate in his raps towards anything he clearly dont meant it okay ?? I think you shouldve known this by know mike !!! I can't believe i have to justify it for you. He's changed. A lot. He fucking didnt pull a chris brown move on anyone ffs. He's actually dont wanna marry bc kim broke his trust in woman. He did say it would be nice to marry someday but not right now as his only loves are his daughters and music
Oh i remember he said he'd rather give birth through his penis than marry π What i meant is he wouldn't mind being in a relationship with a woman he TRUSTS bc rn everyone fucking seems to cheat like its some fucking trend yo
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OK then, it was an honest mistake. I'm sorry, Star.
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its okay sorry if i sounded like a bitch but i couldnt believe you'd say something as petty as that. All is forgiven tho β€οΈ
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Standing up for what you believe in doesn't make you a bitch.
I didn't really mean what I said, I was just running my mouth.
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aww its okay /huggles
i know you didnt dw ^ ^
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Back on what he said about cheating, I totally get that. I was in love once and during that time, the very thoughtΒ of my...erm...particular...being with anyone else was crushing.
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yeah.... Its horrible tho. Like i get jealous so fucking easily..... Kim truely broke his heart. He was at his worst. I never have been /truely/ in love with someone so i wouldnt know what cheating does to you. It messed him up pretty bad. Poor em baby
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Mhmm. I've never been cheated on - technically - 'cause the girl I liked didn't like me back. But there was this one guy we knew who liked to slander her behind her back. He'd tell me of the guys she wanted to be with, and I won't delve into more detail, but even though I knew it was bullshit, I still felt like breaking his nose.
Typically when a guy is cheated on, it's not so much jealousy that crushes him, but the feeling of betrayal and the feeling if inferiority. He feels as if he's actually not good enough for the girl he likes.
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yeap. I'd never cheat on my man. Wtf is up with that anyway
ANYWAY
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Anyway...erm...I'm learning how to mix a martini...? That's all the news I got right now ^-^'
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oh are you ?? Cool i guess !
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Yeah, I'm trying to find employment as a bartender. Sent out a CV yesterday and I wrote in it that I could mix a Martini, LIIT and Tequilla Sunrise. You're not supposed to lie in a CV but...well, by the time they read it (if they read it at all) I will know all that, right? Right!
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right! better get cracking then !!
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*slaps on a trainee badge*
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james bond voice: dry martini shaken not stirred
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But a shaken martini becomes overly diluted with a less smooth texture.
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i was quoting bond lol
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I know \^o^/ I was finding so many James Bond references on websites that I was searching through...
I've never seen a James Bond film (in full). But I'm not much of a movie guy.
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i havent either. you know mgs3 is heavily based on james bond films. kojima is a movie nerd
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That would explain why Snake gets laid at the end 
James Bond is the inspiration for so many things. The Spy in TF2 is based on him.
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OTP OTP OTP
because it basically created espionage and all these spy flicks look for inspirationΒ
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Bet I could play James Bond
Thousands of people across the world dream of playing Bond for a multitude of reasons, and the only reason I can think of is "the suit" ._.
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and does he have those amazing spy gadgets ?? i'd love to get the kiss of death like eva had
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I totally forgot about the Kiss of Death ._.
Bond has more gadgets than stars in the sky. Like grenades disguised as coins, a laser disguised as a wristwatch, recon cam disguised as a cigarette lighter, the list goes on and on.
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