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Comments: 400

springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-06-26 22:39:40 +0000 UTC]

OH YES
I also have Leeches
would you like some?
*dumps a bucket of leeches on you*

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 22:46:42 +0000 UTC]

miss lucy had some leeches the leeches liked to suck and when they sucked up all her blood she didn't give a funny when the doctor had locked her inner cell miss lucy screamed all night that they could go to bloody hello to the surgeon with scalpel old and blunt he'll tie you to the table then he'll mutilate your come it's nearly tea time the lunatics arrive the keepers bleed them all until there's no one left a lively little rodents are eaten up by cats we're subject to experiments like laboratory rats i've dropped a tea cup how easily they break i'm on my hands and knees until i pay for my mistake off all your clothing we've only just begun we have anesthesia it's eighteen forty one thing i should tell you before you try again the tests are all invented by a lot of filthy mentally historic she's failed the exam don't bother telling lucy for she doesn't give a damn that nitrous oxide for when you can't escape they say the surgeons oft commit a murder or a razor blades are rusty and not a lot of fun so when they try to amputate your legs you'd better-

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 22:50:16 +0000 UTC]

oh god. xD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 22:57:35 +0000 UTC]

I didn't type the whole thing o_o

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 22:58:33 +0000 UTC]

i know.
thats what scares me.
its that long already. XDD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 22:59:25 +0000 UTC]

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 23:02:14 +0000 UTC]


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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 23:03:31 +0000 UTC]

excellent! Ima go take a shower, so we shall have to continue this conversation later.

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 23:06:35 +0000 UTC]

OKAY.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-27 00:00:12 +0000 UTC]

I'M ALMOST BAAAAAAAACK

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-27 00:01:02 +0000 UTC]

HONHONHON~

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-27 00:01:25 +0000 UTC]

why the french laugh?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-27 00:18:29 +0000 UTC]

CAUSE I CAN

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-27 00:22:40 +0000 UTC]

okaaay

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xXWitherXx In reply to ??? [2012-06-25 18:42:15 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav

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springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-06-20 18:32:33 +0000 UTC]

[link]
Iggy no likie Once-ler.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-20 18:35:04 +0000 UTC]

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-20 18:36:34 +0000 UTC]

..no? owo
why no?

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-21 13:47:13 +0000 UTC]

because! he MUST like Oncie!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-21 17:54:13 +0000 UTC]

..derp
okay
poor Iggy

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 01:31:56 +0000 UTC]

Iggy, you better smile, or Romano will kick your little british-

OH ICECREAM!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 01:32:59 +0000 UTC]

im obsessed with lucy and her leeches

THANKS ALONDRA
>:C

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 01:37:22 +0000 UTC]

EMBRACE THE LEECHES!

also, I have a BRAND NEW SONG OBSESSION! it's called Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone [link]

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 01:39:26 +0000 UTC]

i almost dont even wanna click o_o

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 01:43:10 +0000 UTC]

PLEASE?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 01:43:45 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFINE GIMMIE A SEC

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 01:51:41 +0000 UTC]

oh! you might like this hetalia version better (POLAND!!!): [link]

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 01:52:33 +0000 UTC]

oh ive heard Numa Numa before. XDD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]

did you see the Hetalia version i just sent you??

. . .it has Poland <3

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 01:59:59 +0000 UTC]

yes. CX

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 02:01:54 +0000 UTC]

I can't stop watching it, although I've probably seen it at least 20 times today (most likely more)

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 02:02:54 +0000 UTC]

oh goodness, Alondra.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 02:04:21 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T STOP SHYENNE, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T. THE SONG IS ON A FREAKING REPLAY IN MY MIND, AND THE VIDEO IS SO AMAZING T_T

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 02:31:20 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD ALONDRA CALM DOWN

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 20:32:05 +0000 UTC]

'is okay now. I just bought Dragostea Din Tei on iTunes. I now have both the original Romanian version, and the english version

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 20:40:30 +0000 UTC]

wow. XD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 21:03:36 +0000 UTC]

what?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-22 21:06:12 +0000 UTC]

nothing, nothing.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-22 01:45:44 +0000 UTC]

YAY! Thank you Shy ^_^ <3

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springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-06-17 17:18:05 +0000 UTC]

I thought maybe you'd appreciate this.~

[link]

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-18 01:55:58 +0000 UTC]

OHMYFREAKINFGOSHILOVETHATSOOOMUCHO!!!

Thank you for showing me that! (how did you know I love Once-ler?)

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-18 02:03:36 +0000 UTC]

..You told me you loved Once-ler. When he were trying to find a thing for your website. Remember, mine was Hetalia?

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-18 02:08:34 +0000 UTC]

oh, right
and the Y.O.L.O. thing too, I guess

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-18 02:10:16 +0000 UTC]

..wat

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-18 02:14:52 +0000 UTC]

You
Only
Love
Once-ler

You said "YOLO!" at the rehearsal for awards nights, and I responded with that

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-18 02:17:35 +0000 UTC]

OH YEAH! :'D

awww, memories. XD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-18 02:22:19 +0000 UTC]

lawl~

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-18 02:23:36 +0000 UTC]

name 3 couples and i might put them in a Hetalia video i'm making~

NO PRUSPA. I KILL YOU.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-18 02:25:44 +0000 UTC]

no PruxSpa?! YOU MONSTER D:<

Okay, so CanxFin
Spamano <3
and, um, how about . . . oh! pRussia!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-18 02:34:45 +0000 UTC]

okay. owo

i'm doing a video with 6 couples. you pick 3 and i pick 3.

I chose Itacest, UsUk, and China x Russia. XD

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