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sharpblaz3
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"Don't think just do"
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"Oh yeah? Well you didn't have the likes of me or my offspring on cybertron! Well.... technically, you did have me back on cybertron... I just wasn't.. me. Ya know?"
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"Right, I see your point, haha. I still haven't met your offspring, or your sparkmate yet."
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"Well believe me, they aren't so different. My sparkmate and most of my children piss off the commanders as much as I do. But I'm proud to say... I have a few who have proven to be quite wise and capable warriors."
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"...Most of your children? How many do you have?"
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"I have 10! Pretty awesome, huh?"
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"How are you not sleep deprived, man?"
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"Because I'm always full of energy! I have just enough in me to manage all the sparklings, and do a lil mutilating on the side"
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"Wow. Even I don't have that much energy. I'm TEEERRIBLE with Sparklings. One time, I was such a bad influence a grounder who had back armor that looked like rotors jumped off a cliff while trying to imitate me. I must say, though, it was really funny."
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"Oh primus.. that's actually pretty terrible. Got admit... that does sound pretty funny.. haha!
Well, fortunately for me, my little ones are a bit wiser than to try and go around fighting bots three times their size with no precautional plan, cuz that's what I do!"
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"Remember, kids. Don't take after your sire." Laughs, flaring his rotors. "Aren't I just the best influence?"
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"Hah, that's what my sister tells the sparklings all the time!
But she doesn't realise... being like me also means you're a fearless badass, smart mouth and idiotic actions are just part of the dealio"
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"Wait, you have a sister too?" Leans in, "IS she single?" Optic ridge wiggle
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"Ahhh.. not too sure if that's somethin ya wanna go after. She's the stern type that would only be into one of those high ranked douche bags" leans in closer
"But hey... if ya really wanna know how to pick up some chicks, just show off your severed helm collection! Drives em' crazy! 80% of the time, it works every time"
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"Hehehe. I'm a high ranked douchebag, just I know how to have fun. And trust me, I got quite the collection of dismembered corpses. Some are still alive. I just removed their voices so they wouldn't wake me up while recharging with their begging for death."
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"So am I my friend! Can ya believe I'm like third in command?! Thats crazy!
I admit, at time I can be pretty smart and tactical, but other than that I'm just a violent and deranged kid.
Ahh well, take what ya get"
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"I can be smart, but Ons is my tactical guy. No but seriously, is your sister single?" Laughs, flaring rotors.
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"Hah. Well.. I think it's safe to say she is, but goof luck on making her crack a smile, bucko"
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"What's her name? I can make ANYBODY smile."
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"Her name is Stormester Prime, we're both dependents of Optimus Prime, though she rightfully was the one to get the Matrix"
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gasps
"She's a Prime? Is she hot?" xD
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XD
"Yes shes a prime! And uh... if I had to answer that question, I'd have to say yes"
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"Ooooooooh, high rankings normally mean good frame. And if you're a reliable source... hehehe."
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"Good luck gettin that one bro-bro, I'd pay you a hundred cyber-bucks if you pull it off"
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"Alright, I got this."
I can totally pull off a flirty vortex
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"heh, just flare your rotors and show off those sexy propeller blades,youll be making a home run my friend"
That would be very entertaining XD
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ngifudojaign gotta comment xD
"Oh, I definitely will. Every femme I've met that I've flirted with likes them."
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"I never really did much flirting... I just preferred to watch movies and do some killing! My relationship was one of those "found you when I wasn't looking" scenarios, pretty neat how things work out eh?"
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"Yeah, haha. But seriously, I say introduce me to your hot prime sister."
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"And just how should I do that?? I can't exactly bring a combaticon into the elite guard base"
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"Oh please, yeah you can. Just maybe add some cuffs and take away my weapons to make the Autobots feel safe, even though my legs are just as dangerous as my arms."
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"Genius! They'll totally buy that one.. no telling how many times I did that to the enemy back in the day.
I'm assuming you'd want the prime to "interrogate" you personally, Mr.vortex?"
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"Ehhh, sure! But you should be there to "make sure nothing happens", since you're one of the most dangerous Autobots, if not the most."
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"Haha, I have a feeling that's already in play!
Stormester always calls upon me to assist her in these situations, if anything goes down I'm the only one who can handle it"
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"Oooooh, let's go then!"
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"Whoa whoa! Don't you wanna get any pickup lines ready before you go after the girl??"
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"Dude, I got quite a few right now. I think I'm good."
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(Sorry for taking so long, a lot has been going on)
"Oh really? Would you consider them to be good enough to pick up a prime? Because if this doesnt work, your aft is scrapped"
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Same here : (
"Please, I'll be fine. I have a bunch of them. And I doubt anything bad would happen to my aft, especially with my-" ahem queue dramatic voice "cOMBATICON CHARM."
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I'm Sorry bro DX
"Heh, you got me with that one! Speaking of the whole combaticon thing, I always wondered.
are you like even aware when you're being used as an arm? Or does onslaught take control of everything?
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"We all know what's going on, we each have a little bit of ourselves inside Bruticus. For instance, my love for shooting, Onslaught's love for being brutal, Brawl's love for explosions... etc."
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"Ahhh I see, that's badass!"
*Sharpblaze leans in close and slides 20 bucks to vortex*
"Say.. bruticus isn't in need of a third arm, is he?
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"Oh god-" Vortex laughed, "No, but we can find somewhere to fit a car..." optic ridge wiggle
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"Frag! It would've been so cool to be apart of bruticus!
Ahh well.. I'll take what I can get" Sharpblaze shrugged it off
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"Hey, I did say we can find a place." Optic ridge wiggle some more. "Anyway, you'd need to go through a really painful process of being cut open and worked on, have combiner parts stuck inside you and then given a completely new spark, which I don't think you'd want."
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"Ahhhh.. I could deal with The being cut open part, I mean I've been through that plenty of times.
But being given a completely new spark... nah, that wouldn't be worth it"
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"Well hey, you keep your personality components, but it would kinda suck, seeing as I was built this way and you weren't. I'd say, if I were you, it would NOT be worth it at aaaaaaaaaall."
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"Doesn't sound Like it... I'd never want to abandon this beautiful form!
Besides, I have two boys of my own who can do the combining for me"
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"Hehe. Anyway, lets go visit your sister, shall we? You got any cuffs?"
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"Of course I do, I always carry an extra pair in case I lose the ones my sparkmate and I use in the berth!"
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"Uh yeah okay then!" xD "To be honest I've used cuffs in a berth before, but it ended with me being cuffed to the berth and left there. It was fun, ripping out of them and blowing a hole in the wall to escape. Good times."
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