Deltamike In reply to ??? [2012-07-12 14:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Thanks so much for the fav!

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 00:14:15 +0000 UTC]

Chris Martin during a concert, before playing a song called Trouble:

Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can see young women and then go off into the night and have children. [people laugh]
...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom [people laugh]
Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for you, this song is called Trouble

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-07-11 18:56:36 +0000 UTC]

"We could also play our other song, So It Seems You Knocked Up Your Girlfriend, but we already played that one earlier. Now that I think about it, I should have made this joke then."

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Fotugraphy In reply to Fosterpython [2012-07-11 22:22:41 +0000 UTC]

I hope they actually make a song with that name.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-07-12 14:07:14 +0000 UTC]

They will. Famous artists keep stealing my ideas.

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ryan04ryan In reply to ??? [2012-07-06 16:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-07-05 20:30:11 +0000 UTC]

One of the brilliant C&H creators

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-07-06 13:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Actually, "Higgs boson" is today's (and for us, yesterday's) Wiktionary's word of the day. He coulda checked.

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Fotugraphy In reply to Fosterpython [2012-07-06 15:29:37 +0000 UTC]

IT'S NOT A WORD. IT'S TWO WORDS
THAT ARE A THING

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-07-06 18:30:24 +0000 UTC]

They don't know that.
Wiktionary isn't very good with words, apparently.

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-07-03 14:23:52 +0000 UTC]

An interviewer says the word "penetration" in the middle of a question (unrelated with sex) in an interview with Chris Martin

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-07-03 14:37:46 +0000 UTC]

"Ooh yeah fuck that Imma Chris Mart - THE WHAT NOW"

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SoulLostAtSea In reply to ??? [2012-06-29 23:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank ye fer the favourite!

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-28 17:06:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-28 18:18:54 +0000 UTC]

High-ranking feller, he was, he was.

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-26 22:19:10 +0000 UTC]

This is actually a thing that exists and it's true.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-27 17:09:18 +0000 UTC]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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Fotugraphy In reply to Fosterpython [2012-06-27 19:07:09 +0000 UTC]

What, why? No, it's cool. John Lennon man.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-27 20:37:46 +0000 UTC]

But I pee in a lot of places and nobody cares...

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-26 20:36:13 +0000 UTC]

[link] WOWZA

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-27 17:08:30 +0000 UTC]

HO. LY. SHIT.

The seconds it took me to realize what that was!

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remiya In reply to ??? [2012-06-26 16:36:40 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav. Have you seen the new OOTS?

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Fosterpython In reply to remiya [2012-06-26 19:43:33 +0000 UTC]

No problem
Poor V. I like how competent Blackwing's become over the years, though.

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-25 20:48:24 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-26 14:03:36 +0000 UTC]

In the words of Adolf Hitler, Sean Bean is a "fucking two-legged spoiler".

I saw a copy of 2 comments from a youtube video:
User 1: If you have a black man and Sean Bean in horror movie, who dies first?
User 2: Sean Bean would play the black guy.

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Fotugraphy In reply to Fosterpython [2012-06-26 20:31:25 +0000 UTC]

HAHAAHAH OMG

ALSO

[link]

BLESS THE PERSON WHO SPENT VALUABLE TIME MAKING THIS

CAPS

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-27 17:06:44 +0000 UTC]

Oooh Taco.

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Fotugraphy In reply to Fosterpython [2012-06-27 19:07:44 +0000 UTC]

A tweet by Kanye West

No as good as Bob, o Macaco.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-27 20:40:18 +0000 UTC]

I weep for his children.
I hate when I wake up with a kid next to me and he's all like i'm your son and then it's all like oh great now i'm responsible for this little bastard

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-25 13:19:32 +0000 UTC]

A post on Tumblr:

my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME”

i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-25 14:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Isso vão ser as discussões da casa do puto daqui a uns anos. And then we all a-laugh, high five!

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-23 21:50:32 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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NuBearEull In reply to ??? [2012-06-22 09:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much for all the faves! I appreciate it!

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Glass-no-E In reply to ??? [2012-06-19 14:54:21 +0000 UTC]

thanks for faving my "going postal" artwork !!

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Fosterpython In reply to Glass-no-E [2012-06-19 19:30:49 +0000 UTC]

No problem

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-17 17:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-17 20:03:02 +0000 UTC]

Actually, even though it's a gay joke, the humor comes from the fact that Mrs. Fry is dumb, not that her son is gay. Also from the simple fact that it's Stephen Fry dressed as a woman.

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Fotugraphy In reply to Fosterpython [2012-06-18 14:22:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I know I didn't even read the text. It's Stephen Fry dressed as a woman, that's good comedy.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-18 16:45:27 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YEAH IT IS

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-17 16:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Also [link]

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-17 20:03:41 +0000 UTC]

Haha I guess so.
"I should have listened to Appendix Steve".

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-17 16:12:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-16 00:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I don't even know how I got to it or why, but I watched this 2 minute interview with Jay-Z on the David Letterman show where he talks about Eminem and for some reason it's really really funny [link]

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-15 23:34:13 +0000 UTC]

I want to bang my head on a wall until I die. There's this twitter account of a Bieber fan that is really famous right now because of the retarded shit she says omg just copying/pasting some:

"Justin Bieber is much bigger than Kurt Cobain, so shut up. Did Kurt Cobain ever have the biggest fanbase on Twitter? NO." (Kurt Cobain was the leader of the legendary band Nirvana and he died before Twitter ever existed)

"LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?"

"People hate "Baby" because it's the most iconic song of this generation. It's the most watched Youtube video ever so please fuck off."

And she puts her name as "Amanda Bieber", and her url is MandaSwaggie. And there's this one tweet where she quotes Justin:

"All you gotta do is swag." - Justin Bieber

I don't even wish this person to die, just to never have existed.

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AyamaSullivan In reply to ??? [2012-06-15 19:39:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav

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Fotugraphy In reply to ??? [2012-06-14 16:36:49 +0000 UTC]

Wait you know those posters with the different Doctors advertising the Doctor Who 50th birthday episode?

I just saw some gifs on Tumblr of that episode when Rory goes to get River, and it's her birthday so she's coming back from Venice or something, where the Doctor took her (and they heard Stevie Wonder sing, and she made that horrible blind joke). They say this:

Rory: I've come from the Doctor too.
River: Yes, but at a different point in time.
Rory: Unless there's two of them.
River: Now, that's a whole different birthday.

This is a joke, but it could be a hint, like, DOCTOR WHO'S BIRTHDAY.

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Fosterpython In reply to Fotugraphy [2012-06-15 14:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Why did you start all that with "Wait"?

Ooooh that'd be nice. And dirty of River. And homoerotic.

The Doctor probably doesn't have a birthday in an Earth date (and he's probably lost count of his own age by now as well), so what they could do was make an episode with River's bday where a few different regenerations show up... that'd be nice. Of course, if Ten appeared, it'd have to be the Ten when he was off travelling alone (between the library episode and Ten's last episode), and if Eccleston appeared, they'd have to delete his memory, which I'm sure they'd have no problem doing.

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AyamaSullivan In reply to Fosterpython [2012-06-15 19:39:33 +0000 UTC]

The Doctor knows his age, so he probably does remembers his burthday.

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Fosterpython In reply to AyamaSullivan [2012-06-15 20:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Knowing the Doctor, nobody'd be that surprised if it turned out that he lost count centuries ago and just makes up a number whenever anyone asks him xD

What I meant was that even if he does remember his birthday, it probably wouldn't be compatible with our calendar or our astronomical year, since he was born on Gallifrey, which quite probably has years and days of different durations. Like, Gallifrey could take only half an Earth-year to go around its star, and it could take 2 weeks to go around itself once (which would mean the Doctor's birthday would last 2 weeks...he probably would have let us know if it did, though).

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