n00dlesbff314 In reply to ??? [2008-08-16 04:10:01 +0000 UTC]

*me* Hey, you better stop shooting. Georgie Bushy is here with his wife. OH NO!! hes heading for the couches!!!!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-16 04:11:23 +0000 UTC]

STOP HIM!!!! IT'S FULL OF LUUUBE!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-16 15:18:20 +0000 UTC]

*i sit back sipping a Mountain Dew, watching the scene unfold not concerned about the present situation*

*george sits* *POP* Ooops i popped! wats this? OH NO ITS IRAQ GETTING BACK AT US!

*murdoc* hahahahahahahahahahahhah *whispers* loser

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-16 22:26:00 +0000 UTC]

DIDN'T I TELL YOU CRAZIES TO GET OUT!!!!
*I get the shot gun out and shoot the couch*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-17 00:32:57 +0000 UTC]

*you hit me and i start bleeding all over the floor*
MOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*2d* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*bush*
*laura* uh....call the security!
*murdoc* 'onestly id just call the emergency number
*noodle* NUUUUU!! WAAAAAAHH shes dead.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-17 01:06:01 +0000 UTC]

Awsome!! *I eat n00dlesbff....because I can* YUUUUMY

2D: GAAAAAAAH!!! SHE ATE ER!! PLZ DON'T EAT MEE!! *hides behind Murdoc*

Murdoc: You didn't save me any?? Not even an arm???

Me:

Murdoc:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-17 02:52:34 +0000 UTC]

*splodes and devours exploding zombies*

*2d* MUH MUH MURDOC....dont you like eating me?
*noodle starts crying*
*russel* YOU BITCH!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-17 14:21:53 +0000 UTC]

LOLOL!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! *tries to bust out of your tummy like an alien baby....but can't*

Murdoc: NO!! I don't eat morons 2D, GOT IT!!!

2D: Right boss........heeey, I'M NOT A MORON!!!!!!

*Noodle comes at you with a knife and tries to cut your tummy open*

Russel: NOODLE NO!! YOU'LL KILL THEM BOTH!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-17 18:59:19 +0000 UTC]

2d: Buh But...i thought you loved me!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!! *attacks murdoc with a scissors*

me: Noodle, dont dont kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russel: NOODLE STOP!! IVE GOT A DRUM HERE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!! *pulls her into an embrace*

*i somehow reach into my belly and try to get you out, but i end of just pulling an arm* Gosh its stuck

ewwww!lol

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-17 21:40:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: I CAN'T THINK IN HERE!!! HEEEEELP!! Oh.........and I'll explode in like.....10 minutes if I'm not outta here soon. yay

Murdoc: GET OFF ME YA MORON!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM??? *Murdoc and 2D start fist fighting*

Russle and Noodle:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-18 01:37:52 +0000 UTC]

*pulls and pulls and then somehow gets you out of there, you stand up looking pissed*

*russel and noodle start play fighting*

*me* STOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!

*george w bush* IRAQ SAID THAT...

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-18 02:57:09 +0000 UTC]

I WAS ALMOST DIGESTED!!! YAAAAAAY!!!! *I explode for no reason*

*Murdoc punches 2D in the nose* Huh??

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-18 03:19:12 +0000 UTC]

*ducks*

murdoc:
2d: heeeeeyy! dont punch me there! noo..not there either,, MINE hey dont pull

me: I dont wanna know.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-18 03:26:05 +0000 UTC]

Me: Oh.....I wish I didn't know.

*Murdoc pulls*

2D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU F****ING BASTART!! YOU &*^$##$%&*&%!!!!!#$%$!@#%^&!!!! *blacks out*

Murdoc: oops...ah well. *steps out of the room and sits on the couch*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-18 03:30:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG LOL!!!!!!! omg, that totally brightened my laptop and my day now(psst..its not his hair. *clamps hands over eyes*

me: OH WELL? oh well?? huh? is that all you say? oh well? apologize to him for pulling his thing right now!

*pop* a tube of lube spurts all over murdoc and gets in his eyes somehow*

noodle: you deserved it.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-18 03:53:44 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: MY EYES!!!! NO I WON'T APOLOGIZE!! HE SHOULD'VE BEEN WEARING PANTS!!!!!

Me: you're so mean.

Murdoc: Yeah..and?

*Noodle throws random stuff at him*

2D: *weak voice* I was wearing pants....someone call 911.....please?

OH THE CRAZINESS!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-18 04:02:14 +0000 UTC]

george w bush: i will call the authorities. *whisper* darn you Gorillaz.
me: 2d, remember, you ripped your pants down before? heeey! look over there, theres your hello kitty thong.
murdoc: THATS MINE!! *beats 2d up*
2d: YOU MEANIE! *crunch*
me: murdoc, why would 2d wearing pants change anything?

noodle(drunk): Russel knows how to give me a good time in bed!!! except once he- *trips* ouch!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-18 04:18:14 +0000 UTC]

911: Thank you for calling 911. This is a recording. Your call is very important to us, please hold while your call is transfered to the nearest operator.

*everyone waits by the phone for an answer*

Murdoc: These morons suck balls!! They never take our calls seriously!!

Me: They never take our calls, period.

*2D snatches the phone from Bush* HELLO? HELLO? SOMEBODY GET OVER HERE NOW!! I'M IN PAIN!!! YOU HEAR, PAAAAAAAIIIN!!!

911: Thank you for holding. This is a recording. We are experiencing a high-call volume and all lines are busy at this time. Your call is important to us, try again later. *end of message and call*

2D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-18 04:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Bush: Lemme call secret service

murdoc: They cant fix anybodies balls, or noses

me: call the non emergency numbner! ok, hang on lemmy see if you called the right numbber.

noodle: NUU you didnt, you called 991. omg

*calls the right number and the same thing happens. WTF??

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-18 04:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Me: I think they hate us....or just you four *points to the Gorillaz*

2D: SHUTUP

Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!

Murdoc: LOL

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-18 15:30:26 +0000 UTC]

*bush stamps his foot* HURRY UP!!
me: i think they hate gorillaz. *runs over to gorillaz and gives them a big group hug*

Murdoc: MY BEAUTIFUL th-*slips on some lube and runs into noodle, knocking her to the ground.

you:noodle, noodle you ok?

noodle: mooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-19 02:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: MURDOC, YOU TURNED NOODLE INTO A ZOMBIE!!!!!

Russle:

2D: .......I'm still hurting if anyone cares

Murdoc: *is drinking....something* gulp gulp gulp BUUURRRRP! Huh?

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-19 03:07:24 +0000 UTC]

me: NOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *starts giving her CPR and crying and stuff*

russel: YOU ASS!!!! MURDOC! IMMA GET YOU FOR THIS

murdoc: oh i care 2d! come here, my body is warm *holds him tenderly*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-19 12:05:55 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: ..........hungry.....need food...

*Russel runs in the kitchen to find the cookies*

Russle: HERE!!

Me: MINE MINE MINE!! *I snatch the cookie and eat it*

2D: ....That was mean zombie. Poor Noodle will starve now.

Murdoc: Ah well.....*eats the rest of the cookies*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-19 16:27:33 +0000 UTC]

oh well? *slaps him hard in the groinal area and picks him up and flings him out of the window. He somehow changes direction in midair and then slams through to the winnebago.* OUCH FUCK!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-19 21:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: YEAH....*grabs his shot gun* OH WELL!!! *starts shooting at random places*

You:

Me: EEEEEEEEEPS!!!

2D: Heeeeeey......you almost shot me man!!!

Noodle: aufhyowuEhdfuafhau43u!!!! *she's having a mental breakdown*

Russle: aw man..

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-20 01:39:05 +0000 UTC]

*i grab noodle and hoist her in the air and pull her to safety.*

Murdoc: soooo?

me: *gasp* soo?? soo??

2d: I thought you...*bursts into tears*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-20 14:06:58 +0000 UTC]

Me: dude....if you shoot 2D, Gorillaz won't be the same!!!!

2D: Yeah, I'll probably die 'n stuff. Don't you care about that??

Murdoc: eh, not really *shoots randomly again*

Russle and Noodle: wha?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-20 14:59:04 +0000 UTC]

*Bullet hits 2d in the leg and he falls down* Murdoc.....dont..please

Murdoc: OUch! *he accidently grazes his arm somehow and he falls over ontop a bleeding 2d*

*Russel and noodle: tend to the people!!!

*I get out the magic bullet remover*

murdoc:...I care........

2d(getting more weak by the second) I forgive you

me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-20 22:26:39 +0000 UTC]

Me: OMG HE'S GONNA DIE!!!

Noodle:

2D: I am? Oh no!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Murdoc: No stupid, I just shot your leg.

2D: Oh, okay!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-21 00:20:43 +0000 UTC]

(lol does murdoc really care?)

Murdoc: Stand still so that noodlesbff can get it out

*2d clasps murdocs hand in his own*

Noodle: Murdoc wake up. Its clear that he-*a zombie comes and kidnaps you*

Noodle: he likes you, please try to treat him with respect

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-21 01:32:59 +0000 UTC]

*I love the randomness,LOL*

Me: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP!!

*the zombie throws me in it's grave and buries me*

Murdoc: You think so Noodle?.....uh..did you guys here something?

2D: No.....um, noodlesbff is hurting me though *pain*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-21 21:18:00 +0000 UTC]

Me: im trying to get the bullet out! sit still 2d!!
Noodle:uh oh! toni's buried!
Russel: Yum this stuffing is good. ACK WHAT??
You: GACCACA! AYUDAME!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-21 22:22:45 +0000 UTC]

2D: B....but it hurts, I'LL BE FINE STOP!!!

Murdoc: Did you say something Noodle?

Noodle: sigh......THE ZOMBIE BURIED TONI!!! SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!

Murdoc: so?

2D: oh no......OWW!!*pain*

You: The bullet's out!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-22 04:28:37 +0000 UTC]

*I leap up and save you*
Noodle: YAY! LETS PARTY!!!!!
2d: Gimme some bandages!
Murdoc: 2d! here!
Laura Bush: HI! i wanna call pizza hut

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-23 00:35:34 +0000 UTC]

*I'm gasping for air* I need to rest a bit now....sigh.

2D: These bandages are boring lookin'....I WANT SMILEYS ON MINE!!!!

Murdoc: GROW UP TWERP!!!!

Me: I'm calling the pizza place! *calls and waits for a reply*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-23 05:48:53 +0000 UTC]

Me: I would want smileys on my bandaids
(guess what, so it looks like we have a jesus channel, and then the one right next to it looks like pron. lol. I wont be visiting either of those channels, just thought it was ironic)

Murdoc: Toni, you just called the pizza place. Didnt you?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-23 14:32:04 +0000 UTC]

(You mean they actually put those channels right next to each other?? OMG that's funny!!)


Me: yup, but the guy on the other end sounds high. He won't let me order anything.

Murdoc: For the love of...GIMMME THAT PHONE!!! *snatches the phone and starts yelling at the pizza dude*

2D: Take it easy man, they might spit in our food if your mean 'n stuff.

You, Russle, and Noodle:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-23 19:53:17 +0000 UTC]

(yes,although i think its only porn at like midnight or summink LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!)

Murdoc: DUDE? DUDE? DUDE! ARE YOU FRICKEN LISTENING TO WAT I AY????????

pizza dude(on speakerphone: what the...i want cheese

2d: he wants...

russel: cheese...

me: thats awkward.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-23 20:21:00 +0000 UTC]

(omg that would scare me if I saw it...I'd be like, OMG NOO I'M BLIND!!)

Murdoc: OI!!! JUST GIVE ME MAH F***ING PIZZA YA ZIT FACE TWERP!!!

Noodle: With hot wings!! (lol)

Murdoc: NO!!

Noodle:

2D: Aww Murdoc, get the girl her food.

Murdoc: sigh....

Pizza dude: We don't deliver sir, HAHAHAHA!

Russle: Say what?!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-24 04:08:15 +0000 UTC]

(LOLNESS!!)

Murdoc: ill give it to you only if you give me a lapdance(ewwwww)

Noodle: EWWWWW no!

2d: Hey!!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-24 19:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: How about I give you a box of cigs instead??

Murdoc: Make it two boxes....with a pack of beer and ya have a deal.

Noodle: FINE! JUST ORDER MY HOT WINGS!!!

2D: hmmm

Murdoc: WOT?

Me: what's going on?????? RANDOMNESESESSSSS

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-25 02:29:38 +0000 UTC]

2d: You smell funny when you smoke

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-25 13:46:09 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: I DON'T CAAAARE!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-26 00:40:56 +0000 UTC]

2d:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHh

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-26 17:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: SHADAAAAAAP!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-26 18:19:55 +0000 UTC]

noodle: you broke his heart now murdoc. *spies damon and jamie talking* HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
jamie: hey noodle, whats going on! *he runs over to the quarreling couple and slips on a banana peel soaked in lube and gets knocked out*
Damon: JAMIE! mate, are yo ok?
jamie: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-26 23:26:17 +0000 UTC]

(you and lube, LOL!)

Me: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!!! I have enough trouble with these four *points to Gorillaz*

Jamie: who put that banana peel there?

Damon:

Murdoc: HAHAHAHAAAAHA!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-27 00:27:54 +0000 UTC]

Jamie: Damon
Damon: Jamie!
me: OMG!
miff: you are still writing that fanfic right?
me: yes
you: Murdoc you naughty boy!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-27 14:39:19 +0000 UTC]

*your fics come to life and burn me*

Me: NYOOOOOMGNOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

Murdoc: ooookaaay....

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