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# Comments
Comments: 2535
MattxNearForeber In reply to ??? [2010-08-03 23:08:12 +0000 UTC]
MY. LIFE. HURTS.
*offsself*
Naw, I don't do that. :C Sadly. Mah friend of nearly three years threatened a harassment charge on my arse because she was fucking with me. Yeah, I didn't do anything. = w= I deserve this...?
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-04 01:40:54 +0000 UTC]
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I dun get eet... If you didn't do nuthin then why does she wanna place charges on ya?
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 01:19:55 +0000 UTC]
For not deleting her number. o 3 o
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 03:31:18 +0000 UTC]
...Sounds very "high school" to me.
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 06:25:52 +0000 UTC]
I didn't delete her number because I was teasing her. = w= What do you mean by that?
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 16:20:03 +0000 UTC]
So it was your fault? I don't understand.. You say you didn't do anything but you admit to teasing her. Maybe she took it as bullying
By "high school" I mean that this situation sounds so trivial. Like some kiddy shit.
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 18:03:10 +0000 UTC]
XD Erm...well this kid kept bothering me on her phone so when she told me to delete it I didn't think it was her so I said I'd keep it. So it's considered harassment in da south. o 3 o
She's, like 12.
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 18:40:04 +0000 UTC]
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard XD Tell her to suck your balls and fuck off. Metaphorically of course~ :3
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 19:45:23 +0000 UTC]
I told her to lick my taint but she got two other people to beat me down. :U *Shrug*
So, if they text me sometime, I'ma save it and whatnot so I can use it against them. = w= It's three against one. Not the first time this happened either.
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 20:37:12 +0000 UTC]
You got beat up? Get your big sister to whoop some ass!! Shit, I've beat up a few people for picking on my brother. Even had to leave town and stay at my mom's for a while, but fuck that shit. You don't fuck with family.
You're too adorable to get hurt! ; w;
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-06 02:31:49 +0000 UTC]
Not exactly. XD To me, beat down is when someone verbally throws shit at you. e we
Does it count if it hurts right here? ; A; *pointsatheart*
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-06 04:29:50 +0000 UTC]
Oh XD Well you can handle shit like that. You seem to be a real good shit talker lol.
; w; *snugglecrai* That is too sad.. even for me XD
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-07 03:19:10 +0000 UTC]
I bettar be. ; 3; I wanna seem tough but on the outside I'm just pudgy. 8D
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-07 15:56:21 +0000 UTC]
Pudgy is cute damnit! ....On some o wo
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-08 05:12:38 +0000 UTC]
My boobs are HUGE.
I joke.
They are grape fruits. = w=
*throws around belly fat* D8<
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-08 18:08:22 +0000 UTC]
XD Wth?!
Most of my guy friends have big boobs = w= It's pretty fucking distgusting.
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-08 21:38:02 +0000 UTC]
o 3 o
More cushin for the pushin'- UNF
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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-09 05:03:36 +0000 UTC]
You can fuck'em if you wanna = w= I'm probably the only one who isn't a virgin.
I'M NOT PURE! D8<
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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-09 06:35:37 +0000 UTC]
Are you calling me a chub chaser? >:C Oh ho ho ho how you've stooped so low. I joke. = w=
Virginity is for the WEAK.
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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-28 21:43:40 +0000 UTC]
IM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME RESPECT
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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-28 21:48:11 +0000 UTC]
But....what do I do with these spices...?
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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-28 22:11:46 +0000 UTC]
MAKE SOME DAMN TACOS!
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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 00:30:44 +0000 UTC]
Tacos give me the poots. D:
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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 19:08:50 +0000 UTC]
I SAID NO AND NO MEANS NO!
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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 20:21:20 +0000 UTC]
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 23:49:33 +0000 UTC]
YOU QUIT THAT SHIT
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HISdarkANGEL13 In reply to ??? [2010-07-16 21:55:24 +0000 UTC]
soranokira: OMFM WTFM MAN????!!!!?? where are you? remember, b-day party? I did man nine AM!
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MattxNearForeber In reply to HISdarkANGEL13 [2010-07-16 22:17:08 +0000 UTC]
I can't come over for the sleep over but I can for zhe party. :U Shit came up.
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HISdarkANGEL13 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-16 23:32:07 +0000 UTC]
soranokirak then u be surrounded by little shits tomorrow then lol drowning man
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Geekypixie In reply to ??? [2010-07-16 02:56:52 +0000 UTC]
Well just heads up running a contest check out [link] it dealing with points. Welcome to enter it <3
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Quetzil In reply to ??? [2010-07-14 01:54:07 +0000 UTC]
I would thank you, but seeing as you are against it, i'll give you this manly brofist:
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MattxNearForeber In reply to Quetzil [2010-07-14 02:08:30 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the love, brotha.
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Quetzil In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-14 02:13:26 +0000 UTC]
No problem, homie! *Weak nerdy laugh*
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Ayu-Dev In reply to ??? [2010-07-13 23:40:14 +0000 UTC]
*realizes i was looking at the group stats*
Sorry about that... well, you get a random llama
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MattxNearForeber In reply to Ayu-Dev [2010-07-14 00:20:17 +0000 UTC]
= w= If you say it on accident and say sorry it's fine, dawg.
I give you a llama as well for being AWESOME! D8<
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Ayu-Dev In reply to ??? [2010-07-13 23:38:26 +0000 UTC]
*reads journal*
Okai, I'll just give you a llama
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