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MattxNearForeber [8130288] [] "...plays games with her feet."

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Comments: 2535

MattxNearForeber In reply to ??? [2010-08-03 23:08:12 +0000 UTC]

MY. LIFE. HURTS.
*offsself*
Naw, I don't do that. :C Sadly. Mah friend of nearly three years threatened a harassment charge on my arse because she was fucking with me. Yeah, I didn't do anything. = w= I deserve this...?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-04 01:40:54 +0000 UTC]

<.>"
I dun get eet... If you didn't do nuthin then why does she wanna place charges on ya?

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 01:19:55 +0000 UTC]

For not deleting her number. o 3 o

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 03:31:18 +0000 UTC]

...Sounds very "high school" to me.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 06:25:52 +0000 UTC]

I didn't delete her number because I was teasing her. = w= What do you mean by that?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 16:20:03 +0000 UTC]

So it was your fault? I don't understand.. You say you didn't do anything but you admit to teasing her. Maybe she took it as bullying

By "high school" I mean that this situation sounds so trivial. Like some kiddy shit.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 18:03:10 +0000 UTC]

XD Erm...well this kid kept bothering me on her phone so when she told me to delete it I didn't think it was her so I said I'd keep it. So it's considered harassment in da south. o 3 o

She's, like 12.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 18:40:04 +0000 UTC]

That's the gayest shit I've ever heard XD Tell her to suck your balls and fuck off. Metaphorically of course~ :3

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-05 19:45:23 +0000 UTC]

I told her to lick my taint but she got two other people to beat me down. :U *Shrug*

So, if they text me sometime, I'ma save it and whatnot so I can use it against them. = w= It's three against one. Not the first time this happened either.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-05 20:37:12 +0000 UTC]

You got beat up? Get your big sister to whoop some ass!! Shit, I've beat up a few people for picking on my brother. Even had to leave town and stay at my mom's for a while, but fuck that shit. You don't fuck with family.

You're too adorable to get hurt! ; w;

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-06 02:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Not exactly. XD To me, beat down is when someone verbally throws shit at you. e we

Does it count if it hurts right here? ; A; *pointsatheart*

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-06 04:29:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh XD Well you can handle shit like that. You seem to be a real good shit talker lol.

; w; *snugglecrai* That is too sad.. even for me XD

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-07 03:19:10 +0000 UTC]

I bettar be. ; 3; I wanna seem tough but on the outside I'm just pudgy. 8D

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-07 15:56:21 +0000 UTC]

Pudgy is cute damnit! ....On some o wo

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-08 05:12:38 +0000 UTC]

My boobs are HUGE.
I joke.
They are grape fruits. = w=
*throws around belly fat* D8<

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-08 18:08:22 +0000 UTC]

XD Wth?!
Most of my guy friends have big boobs = w= It's pretty fucking distgusting.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-08 21:38:02 +0000 UTC]

o 3 o
More cushin for the pushin'- UNF

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-09 05:03:36 +0000 UTC]

You can fuck'em if you wanna = w= I'm probably the only one who isn't a virgin.

I'M NOT PURE! D8<

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-09 06:35:37 +0000 UTC]

Are you calling me a chub chaser? >:C Oh ho ho ho how you've stooped so low. I joke. = w=

Virginity is for the WEAK.

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supernatural90 In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 21:14:01 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-28 21:28:45 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-28 21:43:40 +0000 UTC]

IM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME RESPECT

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-28 21:48:11 +0000 UTC]

But....what do I do with these spices...?

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-28 22:11:46 +0000 UTC]

MAKE SOME DAMN TACOS!

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 00:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Tacos give me the poots. D:

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 00:32:10 +0000 UTC]

SALSA

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 00:40:58 +0000 UTC]

I SAID NU

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 00:51:17 +0000 UTC]

YUS!

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 05:23:24 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 05:48:10 +0000 UTC]

ORLY?

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 05:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Maybe...

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 11:35:24 +0000 UTC]

YUS

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 19:08:50 +0000 UTC]

I SAID NO AND NO MEANS NO!

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 20:21:20 +0000 UTC]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 21:06:33 +0000 UTC]

How are you? :3

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-29 22:17:18 +0000 UTC]

dead

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MattxNearForeber In reply to supernatural90 [2010-07-29 23:49:33 +0000 UTC]

YOU QUIT THAT SHIT

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supernatural90 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-30 14:34:04 +0000 UTC]

okay byby

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HISdarkANGEL13 In reply to ??? [2010-07-16 21:55:24 +0000 UTC]

soranokira: OMFM WTFM MAN????!!!!?? where are you? remember, b-day party? I did man nine AM!

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MattxNearForeber In reply to HISdarkANGEL13 [2010-07-16 22:17:08 +0000 UTC]

I can't come over for the sleep over but I can for zhe party. :U Shit came up.

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HISdarkANGEL13 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-16 23:32:07 +0000 UTC]

soranokirak then u be surrounded by little shits tomorrow then lol drowning man

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Geekypixie In reply to ??? [2010-07-16 02:56:52 +0000 UTC]

Well just heads up running a contest check out [link] it dealing with points. Welcome to enter it <3

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Quetzil In reply to ??? [2010-07-14 01:54:07 +0000 UTC]

I would thank you, but seeing as you are against it, i'll give you this manly brofist:

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Quetzil [2010-07-14 02:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the love, brotha.

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Quetzil In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-14 02:13:26 +0000 UTC]

No problem, homie! *Weak nerdy laugh*

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Ayu-Dev In reply to ??? [2010-07-13 23:40:14 +0000 UTC]

*realizes i was looking at the group stats*
Sorry about that... well, you get a random llama

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Ayu-Dev [2010-07-14 00:20:17 +0000 UTC]

= w= If you say it on accident and say sorry it's fine, dawg.
I give you a llama as well for being AWESOME! D8<

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Ayu-Dev In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-14 00:23:15 +0000 UTC]

awe thanks

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Ayu-Dev In reply to ??? [2010-07-13 23:38:26 +0000 UTC]

*reads journal*
Okai, I'll just give you a llama

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Moose-sama In reply to ??? [2010-07-13 21:27:09 +0000 UTC]

ty for teh watch :3

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