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"LET ME BORROW THAT TOP, BETCH"
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OMG Since you are now reading this, you can't get out!!! My name is Justin Bieber, I'm a nine year old girl. I was murdered by having a water bottle thrown at my head. I suffer from an unreasonably high voice and write terrible songs.
If you don't post this to 94759460gg other pages in five seconds, I will come into your room tonight at midnight and sing "Baby" to you. However, if you do achieve sending this to 94759460gg other pages in five seconds, then I shall spare you and sing to Miley Cyrus instead.
I'm gonna betch slap you
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I've already been to the mall
AND IT SUCKED
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Im gonna betch slap you, you shet bag
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I'm Sure about that.
Good News Everyone! I sense a cat fight going to start!
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To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with
3 times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that
wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and
if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this
same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden.
when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just
thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and
her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of
that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to
ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for
years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen
to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check
his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he
was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact
letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could
happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy
list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a
phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and
his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin'
wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......
ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
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Don't spam it gets you banned.
A little story:
A girl was reading this and thought "What kind of people don't know how to spell?"
Seriously, don't spam
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God, if people are going to fucking send this to other people then, WHY CAN'T YOU AT LEAST SPELL RIGHT!
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Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Stupid Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of sewerage, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
Stupid Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his girlfriend. They both died. Their families were so upset that everyone related to them (even by marriage) went crazy and pent the rest of their miserable lives in an institution. This Could Happen To You!!! Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be OK
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IM GONNA BETCH SLAP YOU, SHETBAG!
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! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! ......MM...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................................................M M..............................NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.NowFind TheMistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTU VWXYZ Now Wish For SomethingYouReallyWant AfterTheCountdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close YourEyes AndMake A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now paste this To 9 Peoples wall And Your Wish Will ComeTrue!YouHave 19Minutes! Or What YouWished For Will Be The Opposite
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Kelly, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
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IM GOING TO GET WHAT I WANT.
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This girl's name is two syllables, 5 letters, rhymes with smelly, and she loves shoes!
BETCH!
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Jesus loves me in my pants.
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kelly! o3o wheres meh award cookeh betch? x3
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i ate it!
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Jesus loves me in my pants.
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AAHHHHH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHH -goes on 4 3 days :3
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