n00dlesbff314 In reply to ??? [2008-08-27 15:23:31 +0000 UTC]

(lol)
Damon: Hey!! nooo i wanna be on the top
Jamie: Sorry, i think that i will be better on the top, im stronger.
Damon: You bitch
Me: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

murdoc: i knew it!!!'

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-27 18:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Me: *cover's my eyes* Aww come on!!!!

2D: HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-27 18:47:06 +0000 UTC]

(im sorry if you dont like jxd, if you dont, tell me..im just curious)
Jamie: omg 2d! i did not see you there!! *thrusts* yep, there. Um...we are busy, we will record the song later.
2d: you guys are fricken adorable, ya know that???
me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVE IS IN THE AIR!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-27 22:35:32 +0000 UTC]

(Well, I don't go looking for it, but I don't mind if you like it. I WON'T JUDGE YOUUUS!!)

Me: OMG GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!!

2D: The rooms are filled with lube....I don't know why.....

Murdoc: HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!......I didn't do it.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-28 02:40:25 +0000 UTC]

me: obviously, murdoc feels that jamie is (omg) sticky, and so the extra lube is neccessary
murdoc: HEY I DIDNT DO IT!! I said that before!!!!!!
damon/jamie: AAHHH....
noodle: what the heck?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-28 03:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: Oh, okay.

2D: You so did that Muds, only you buy this brand!!

Murdoc: SHADAAAAP!! I'm tellin' ya I didn't-

Noodle: I DID IT, OKAY!!! I took it from Murdoc's winnie.

Murdoc: There now ya see.........YOOOU WHAAAAT?!!!!

You and Russ:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-28 03:57:45 +0000 UTC]

noodle: I thought you guys needed it. And i knew that Murdoc wouldnt get it..and i needed some anyways FOR something and...so i snuck in.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-28 04:06:01 +0000 UTC]

2D: Aww, how.....sweet

Murdoc: NO!! NO, YOU STOLE FROM ME YOU LITTLE B-

Russle: Ahem!!!

Murdoc: Grrrr...woteva.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-28 04:08:36 +0000 UTC]

noodle: come on russel lets go leave these lovers and start our own little party

2d: See murdoc? i told you i saw them

murdoc: you what??????????

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-28 04:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: LIES!!

2D: NO REALLY, I DID SEE!!!

Me: sigh....this is a mad house!

Zombie:

*wait........OMG ZOMBIE!!!*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-28 12:36:22 +0000 UTC]

*noodle and russel leave and go to do whatever*

murdoc: soo what you are saying 2d, you saw their little love fest????? Liar, they wouldnt do that

2d:yes they would. hes alwaays holding her hand, massaging her butt, it doesnt surprize me.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-28 21:34:27 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!

Murdoc: I dunno D, it just seems soooo wrong.

2D: That's ironic. Some people think it's wrong that you and me are together.

Me: haha yeah...

*Murdoc hits me with his shoe* QUIET YOU!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-28 21:49:22 +0000 UTC]

2d: I dont think its wrong...*glomps*

meMG!! *goes off to find them*

you: Ouch murdoc! that hurt!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-28 22:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: Yeah, so if ya don't like it E.Z., GET LOST!!!! *throws a crystal bowl at me*

Me: STOP IT!!! You'll make my head fall off.

Murdoc: Oh really? *throws something else*

Me: *runs out of the room* I HATE YOU....'N STUFF!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-28 23:51:01 +0000 UTC]

Me: MURDOC NICCALS JUST HAVE SEX WITH 2D and leave her alone!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-29 00:17:28 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: NO!! Let 'er cry I don't caaaaaaare!! *throws a beer bottle down the hall while I run* HA!

2D: Murdoc, cut it out man. You're gonna hurt 'er.

Murdoc: Yeah, yeah..

*2D hugs Murdoc*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-29 03:50:33 +0000 UTC]

OMG CRAZINESS!!!

me: murdoc stop. Now

*a beer bottle hits you in the back of the head and you fall down on the floor*

now look what you did you asses

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-29 11:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: I....I scratched me kneeeeee!! AND MY HEAD IS BLEEDING!!

2D:

Murdoc: SCORE! So what, you deserve it, HAHAHAHAAAA!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-29 18:59:28 +0000 UTC]

me: we better get you to the hospital place

you: h-how did i deserve that??????????

murdoc: you *hic*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-29 20:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Me: I what?

You: Yeah, explain yourself Muds.

2D: Should I call the 911 people?

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-29 20:42:52 +0000 UTC]

*murdoc barfs all over noodle*
noodle: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
my roommate: thats awkward!
me: lol! go take a shower noodle

*a horrible screeching sound is heard from the shower area, in the tune of my humps by black eyed peas*
me: whats that?
murdoc: idn
me: Dennis hopper does not do an awesome imitation of fergie.(dennis hopper is awesome btw)

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-29 20:57:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: HAHA!!

Murdoc: *coveres his ears* Somebody get that guy outa my shower!!

*a giant cookie walks in the room* ELLO BOYS N' GIRLS!! IT'S ME, THE CHOCOLATE COOKIE!!! *it starts doing the Soulja Boi*

Murdoc: *is freaked out* WHAT THE F***!!

2D: YAY! *dances with the cookie*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-30 17:53:32 +0000 UTC]

murdoc: omg...2d..im sorry.

me: omg wats with the cookie

voice belonging to dennis hopper: MAYBE IN TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!*in a squeaky voice*

russel: stick with narrating things!*he goes and turns the light off on Dennis.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-30 21:26:20 +0000 UTC]

2D: sorry for what Muds?? *continues dancing*

Cookie: CRANK DAT SOLJA BOI!!!

Murdoc: Somebody kill that bloody cookie!!

Me: RIGHT! *bites the cookie*

*Oh man, this is a long RP LOLOL!!*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-30 22:59:02 +0000 UTC]

person inside the cookie: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: AUGH! Falls and gets trapped behind a growling dog

murdoc: I...m just sorry. *knocks up*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-30 23:46:38 +0000 UTC]

2D: Dunno whatcha did Muds, but okay *hugs*

Murdoc: mmmmmmm

2D: ?????

Me: GET THIS DOG AWAY FROM ME!! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? HEEEEEELP!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-31 17:02:36 +0000 UTC]

2d: i..iloveyou!
murdoc: jesus is a whore.
2d: why?
noodle: because he loves everybody!
*vaporizes dog with a stick*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-08-31 18:59:45 +0000 UTC]

Me: SHUT UP MURDOC!!!

Murdoc: Grrrrr!!

2D: um......

*the burnt, vaporized dog runs away*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-31 21:15:32 +0000 UTC]

2d: wat...was that
you: why cant you just be nice to me?
murdoc: i dont know

*vaporized dog comes and eats russel's food*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-01 02:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Me: Murdoc, do you hate me 'cuz I'm not a satanist??

Murdoc: mmmmmmaybe.....

Russle: THIS DOG IS EATING MY HOT WINGS!!!

Noodle: y..you had hot wings? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-01 18:25:08 +0000 UTC]

me: murdoc you ass.
murdoc: its true
you: so you do hate me
murdoc: maybe...
*noodle punches russel in the crotch, only to be startled by the lump*(OMFG)

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-01 18:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Me:

Murdoc: GOD LOVER!! HAHA!

Russle: owwwww......:dies:

Noodle:

*2D explodes for no reason*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-01 23:45:03 +0000 UTC]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is everybody dying!!!!!!!!!1

paula: YOU WHORE!!*saves 2d*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-02 00:05:43 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: WOT'S SHE DOIN' 'ERE!!

Paula:

2D: 'elp!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-02 03:45:38 +0000 UTC]

paula: idn...*makes a move on 2d*
murdoc: STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Me: i have to pee

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-02 18:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Me: Oh no, someone help 2D!!!

Paula:

2D: NO KISSING, PLEASE NO!!! IT BURRRRNS!!!

*Murdoc grabs me and throws me at Paula*

*you're finished in the bathroom* Did I miss something??

LOL

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-02 19:00:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Blondie's "one way or another" starts playing as i try to throw meat pies at the kissing people*

me: we need a plan
murdoc: what is it?
noodle: meat pies
me: already tried that
russel: i think i saw paula and jerome making babies behind the *spice girls start playing* omg.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 00:02:43 +0000 UTC]

Me: Why'd you throw me Murdoc?!! *I eat everyone* yummy

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-03 00:10:44 +0000 UTC]

*no answer*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 00:11:59 +0000 UTC]

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-03 00:17:07 +0000 UTC]

*bursts out of intestine and starts stripping*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 00:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: WOO-HOO!! ALRIIIIIIIGHT, THROW ME A BRA!!!

2D: HEY!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-03 00:23:58 +0000 UTC]

*throws the tub of old cookie dough at him and laughs as he sputters around*
2d: you.........asshole.
me: Murdoc you egocentric, self centered, dullardy asshole!
murdoc: what?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 00:32:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: has anyone seen my spleen?

*Murdoc is yelling at 2D* WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM?!! SHE WAS F***ING STRIPPING!! I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORMONES WHEN LADIES STRIP LIKE THAT!!!!!......you know that D.

2D: Yeah, woteva. *walks away and steps on something* SPLAT!

Me: MY SPLEEEEEEEN!!!:dies:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-03 00:47:08 +0000 UTC]

me: oh darn, not again.
you: moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 21:51:27 +0000 UTC]

Me: I need a spleen...NEED!! *looks around the room for my other body parts*

2D: Sorry 'bout that......AY, I found your heart!

*Murdoc squishes the heart* HAHAHAAAAA!!

Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!:dies:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-03 22:01:20 +0000 UTC]

*eats squished heart* (eww thats so gross)
you: *silence*
me: oh dear, she's dead. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
murdoc: lol
me: how is that funny?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 22:04:06 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: Because I hate 'er, THAT'S HOW!!

Me: MOAN!

2D: AAAAH!!

You:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-03 22:18:57 +0000 UTC]

noodle: you assssss

2d: shes not dead you ass

murdoc:how many times are ya gonna say ass you faceach

2d: ass ass ass ass

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-03 22:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: Yeah, well.........I STILL DON'T LIKE 'ER!!! *shoots me in the head*

Me: ouch! The pain.....

Murdoc: HAHAHAAAAA!!!

*you bite Murdoc on the arm, LOL!!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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