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Lexithecat
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"this is garnet back together"
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DANANANA!
Yeah my name is Link,
man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne!
hi zelda! ....
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
THAT'S A F KING GIRL'S NAME! !!
I've saved the world like fifteen times
and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen!!"
Hey, look, listen!,
you f king
annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition,
don't you think?
Legend of Zelda?
SCREW THAT!
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'Cause he's the to the to the to the
Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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I'll break all your pots and
I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH!
So you better listen ( that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker
and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down,
can't slack now,
the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and
let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
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'Cause he's the to the to the to the
Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? ( Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style!
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child? nyeh?
You're a ginger with no soul and
you look like a f king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
???
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled!"
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'Cause he's the to the to the to the
Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
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watching 1000 ways to die
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really : o how that working out for you?
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play with this song ! C: [link]
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through !
but we have to go on! OON! ONNNN! and ON!
We are the champions my friends!!
And we'll keep on fighting
till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers loser--->
'Cause we are the champions
of the world !
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
but we have to go on! OON! ONNNN! and ON!
We are the champions!
my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers <--loser
'Cause we are the champions - of the world
We are the champions!
my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers <--loser
'Cause we are the champions
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play with this song !! ^^[link]
oh~
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
And aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away
and make it OK
I swear I'll behave
You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a shit
And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me
'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the mooooooooooooooooves like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the mooooooooooves like Jagger
Baby it's hard
When you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I make you believe
That I've got the key
OH~
So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer?
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
ALL YEAYEA!
And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me
'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the mooooooooves like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moooooooooves like Jagger
You want to know how to make me smile?
Take control
own me just for the night
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe
, oh baby, rub me right
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
And it goes like this!~
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me
'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
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play with this link ^w^ [link]
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
To sing along to my stereo
If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else?
If I asked you to scratch my back, could you manage that
Travie?
I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any skipping tracks
It's just the last girl that played me left a couple cracks
I used to used to used to used to, now I'm over that
Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts
If I could only find a note to make you understand
I'd sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hands
To keep me stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
To sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, to my stereo
Oh oh oh, to sing along to my stereo
LET GO!
If I was an old-school, fifty pound boombox
Would you hold me on your shoulder?
wherever you walk
Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops
And crank it higher every time they told you to stop
And all I ask is that you don't get mad at me
When you have to purchase mad D batteries
Appreciate every mixtape your friends make
You never know, we come and go like on the interstate
I think finally found a note to make you understand!
If you can hear it , sing along and take me by the hand
T' keep me stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you (<-- lol you can tell by now that my fav face )
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
To sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, to sing along to my stereo
I only pray you'll never leave me behind
(never leave me )
Because good music can be so hard to find
(so hard to find )
I'll take your head and hold it closer to mine
Thought love was dead, but now you're changing my mind!
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote
Make me your radio
'N turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
To sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, to sing along to my stereo
YEA
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work allllll night on this what you think?
play with this song :U[link]
this is the greatest and best song in the world
Tribute
long time ago me and my brother kyle here kyle<--
where hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road
all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road
AND HE SAID!
play the best song in the world or i eat your soullll~ (soulll)
well me and kyle,we look at each other
and we each said
okay
and we play the first thing came to our head just so happened to be the best song in the world
it was the best song in the world
LOOK INTO MY EYES~ and it easy to see well make and two make
it was destiny
once every hundred thousand or so
when the sun doth shine
and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grooooow~
needless to say the beast was stunned!
A whip-crack went to his whoopy tail!
and the beast was done
he ask us (snort) be you angels ?!
and we said nay we are but men! ROCK!~
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH,AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH,AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! OOOOOOOOHHHH,WWWHHHOOOAH! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-OH!
this is not the greatest song in the worlddd noooo~
this is but a tribute
couldn't remember the greatest song in the world no,NO
this is a tribute oooohh, to the greatest song in world alriiight!
it was the greatest song in the world all right! yes it was the best motherferking song the great song in the world all right di too babgooon bee go bogobo ebgoogbeel !
and the peculiar thing is my friends
the song we sang on that fateful night,
it didn't actually sound anything like this song!
this is a just tribute
you gotta believe me
and i wish you could have been there
and it just a matter of opinion, oh what the freak!
good god!
( <-- god)
god is loving now?!
i'm so surprised to you find can't stop me now!
the fiery ring of fire
THE BEST FERAKING SONG IN THE WORLD
ALL RIGHT
ALL RIGHT
END do you like it C:> ?
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did you like the songs C>?
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hay sorry i disappeared. ill be right back
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You should enter my contest
([link] ) and tell your friends! YOU could win!!
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mmmm >w< hi alexa how you doinnng ? :<
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good but we want you to help us write a story
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i want to jeane said to note you on how,and i want talk to some one maybe then some one could help me, my head hurt so much :<
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here note me the eail you use to get onto youtube and i can send you the link
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will oookk silverwilvy10@yahoo.com
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ok now go to the google home page and log in like you would for youtube
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did you log in if so then here [link]
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