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Okay, so I was looking through the HS Aspects (for an event planned in the adoption agency I co-own with my siter) and doing some actual reading up so I can understand them better, inevitably I started applying things to our boys and just okay wow, I will be commenting on each boy as I read their aspects.. so the thoughts might sound a bit choppy.
First of all, I was not aware that both the Time and the Space aspect are essentials to each session. Which means that Ven and Kaden are essentials and that's actually kinda sweet I can't even.. but that also means there is something wrong with the poke!troll session because they have a Space but not a Time.. *shrug* we are already dabbling on inaccuracies considering the whole 6 6 thing but whatever. On a side note though, That made me start thinking about what the alternative might have to have been (like if they had to scratch or even if they ARE the scratch like who would the other set of people be, I can think of someone for Noire and for Ven, but when it comes to Kain I am drawing a blank. This also relates to the person who had to make the ecto babies because the DNA had to come from somewhere, If you're curious for Noire it's his mom and for Ven it's Eoin. But the closest thing for Kain is his dad or some shit and that's kinda lame because they don't have a significant relationship as opposed to his mom.)
Also, before I get into actual analysis of my characters and their titles/aspects, I just a want to make a note on how adorable the couples are when you put them together:
Life and Breath This is utterly adorable to me because these two seem to relate to each other so well, I will dwell further on these when actual analysis but for now I just want to point out that Life and Breath kind of coincide and kind of fit Noire and Haru perfectly with how much they just WORK.
Space and Time ... While ultimately this feels like it explains ITSELF lets just talk about how those two things kind of make up the fabrics of the universe. It's so painfully obvious that I don't even have much else to say about it. Like if anyone asks me how or why Kaden and Ven work together I will ask them why Time and Space are always seen together and just be like "yeah, that's why, bitch"
Void and Light These two are legitimately POLAR OPPOSITES like they are actually antithesises and I feel like this reflects their actual relationship and how perfectly dysfunctional they are to a tee.
We have somehow created not one but THREE pairs of Soulmates and it is showing through via other fandoms that we are thrusting them into. These are the exact reasons that I cannot comfortably ship them with other people and have it be anything other than crack because the canon is just so strong that I can't help but think that we tapped into some sort of unkown, unseen power and created three different couples from it. I think this also might be the reason that our other couples/characters just aren't as strong in the forefront of my brain. And because of the length of this comment I am posting the analysis in a separate one.
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Can I say I love how much detail you've put into this, this is the kind of detailed thinking I'd expect from myself lol.
I love all of the ideas. I've also never really got, is ecto babies even neccessary for the game? Because I know it happens to the kids, but it always just seemed like a thing that just sorta "accidentally" happened. accidentally as in it probably wasn't a thing that would be necessary, but necessary because that's how John and the others came into existence. I mean if they ever explained that it was a thing for the game, then yeah, I just don't remember it being a necessary thing. Granted even if it's not necessary I'm not really against the idea of their ecto parents and stuff. I also don't care if they scratch or not, so many time lines so many gaming sessions all the possibilities.
Also I think Kadens ecto person would be his dad simply because he gets his looks 80% from his dad so it would make sense to come from his material more then coming from his mama who doesn't look as much like him. Though slightly clingy obsessed teen with anger issues in the alpha verse would be "fun"
now my problem is I have NO IDEA who Paris or Haru would have. Neither of Harus' parents have much of a personality, his father is a push over and his mother well we know his mother, and I seriously can't imagine them being part of the game in any form. It could be his eldest brother, but you know the idea of his parents taking in 2 meteor babies is a bit weird to say the least.
And for Paris he really doesn't have anyone with enough characterization in my head to work. His parents are like the same person in my head split into two. and I don't see either of his siblings working well. MAybe his sister but I never really fleshed her out past she loves her brother and doesn't like how their parents treat him.
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u v u ~
The trolls also made ecto babies, so I assumed it was required :U idk *shrug*
I imagined Haru's older brother
yeah I don't have a clue for Paris, I barely had a clue for Kain ;v;
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yeah Hayate could work for Haru, but then Paris is just one gigantic blank. The closest thing would be suddenly in this AU him and felix are related.
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That was my thought too XD I was just like OH FELIX and then I realized that wouldn't make any sense X'D
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I went to find your name on my friends list so I could type you my thoughts and had a mini-crisis when you were missing from the I section, this is what happens when both you and my sister change their usernames at the same time >:I
ANYWAY
random, and I don't really need to say it cause I figured it was obvious, but please tell me Haru's habit of talking explaining too much is transferred over to Homestuck!Verse via big blocks of text with no breaks also meaning slower response time(not all the time of course). cause not gonna lie the idea is adorable and I imagine it's slightly aggravating to the others on his team.. like Kain wouldn't have a problem with it too much but if he is in the middle of something he'd rather not wait on a response from someone... and Ven just has trouble keeping track of it, he's not an insanely fast reader and he kinda forgets what Haru's point even was mid-paragraph. (if you can't tell, Ven isn't all that well educated, he is actually pretty slow.. like he CAN read and do maths he's just not great at them, especially since he didn't really have much schooling at all.) Meanwhile Noire just finds it endearing and he will usually wait to have a down moment to read through and actually give a decent response.
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definitely.
Paris would HATE it because he's dyslexic and hates to read in the first place. I imagine here he doesn't have as much of a problem reading like he normally does simply because of all the messaging and stuff they do. but when it comes to big chunks of text he gets really lost and words get messed up for him and it is just upsetting and annoying, so he yells at Haruki that if he's gonna say so much at least hit send after every sentace so he can read it easier.
Kaden wouldn't mind it he's a patient fellow.
Also this isn't so much of a quirk but I imagine Paris will often mess up typing words. Not like mispelling them per say (though he does do that with words he doesn't know or are big) but like will occassionally instead of saying I don't know, pancake he might spell it pneacake just accidently moving letters around. and he generally doesn't notice until someone points it out.
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Kain is probably the type to correct people on spelling or grammar because he's an ass =A=
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Like Ven Paris isn't the most intelligent person. Because he's a high school drop out, he's never been good with numbers, he's dyslexic and never got the proper help, and all of this has lead to him not even wanting to learn. But I imagine he's also quite self conscious about his intelligence. Because he isn't very good with big words, he'll often mispell words he knows, his grammar isn't the best, he can only do very basic addition, subtraction and multiplcation, has a harder time with division but can do it. I imagine he was sorta made fun of in school for being dumb. I imagine whenever he makes mistakes when talking to the others they'll correct him depending or try to explain it to him or even ignore it. But regardless of what they do he always feels very self concious about it on the inside but always plays it off cool when messaging.
But I imagine when he finally meets the others in person, particularly Kain, he's blatantly more self conscious about it. and I imagine with his first mistake, maybe he mispronounces a really common word, or gets a known fact really wrong. And he has that uneasy shrug looking away like "o-oh, right" not even really trying to play it off because it's much more embarassing getting stuff wrong in person. And I imagine at one point when he's alone with Kain he just sorta awkwardly asks, "Kain? Uh, D-Do you... Do you think I'm stupid?"
I imagine Paris has the same slight self-consciousness normally, but it's not nearly as bad. I imagine it has more to do with reading then anything else (that just doesn't work here because of all the typing and reading neccesary XD) he knows he's bad at everything else but doesn't really care, it's just the reading that REALLY bothers him. maybe math to an extent.
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Kain would look up at him and it probably wouldn't show well or if it did it would kind of be like 'oh his face is doing a weird thing' but he would be such an internal mix of surprise and sadness and general 'no babbu no'
He would, despite the awkwardness between them from Kain rejecting him and his building stress, pull Paris in front of him and just look him in the eyes but barely even say anything, like just look at him for a minute and after a while is just like "Paris, having slight dyslexia doesn't make you stupid" and I feel like it's not mentioned before that point, like Kain just picked up on it ya'know? cause he's an observant fellow 
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Paris would look surprised then look away awkwardly and be like, "I-I never to-... hn... Y-You know, you're the reason I can read better and shit. You've always been an interesting guy, and you wouldn't cam with me no matter how much I asked so... it was the only way I could talk to you. I'm... Really glad you don't think I'm dumb."
I feel like the tension with the failed confession and stuff only added to his self conciousness, so with the tension his mess ups seemed so much worse to Paris when they were in front of Kain.
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Kain's social awkwardness would show through after this and he would just like take his hands off of his shoulders and do a slightly weird finger twiddly thing before awkwardly dropping his hands again and like actually flounder where he opens his mouth then closes it again and repeats, before finally settling on "I'm glad we met Paris" *cue moment where they stare at each other meaningfully and Kain almost says something more intimate before they both get a message from Noire that's just like 'I hate to break up the asshole convention but we could really use your help on [enter planet name here]" *
and even though I don't need to tell you this but I want to anyway, Kain floundering like this is most likely because he has so many other things he wants to say but he is afraid to either because it seems intimate and slightly cruel because of his rejection or because Kain is afraid that he actually means them and might be bordering on returning those feelings and that scares him even more (spoiler alert: it's both) some of the other things he wanted to say include but aren't limited to "I'm who I am because of you" "You give me confidence"(response to Paris saying he was inspiration to read better) "I'm proud of how far you've come" "I care about you" Obviously, he vetoed all of these because they are confusing statements to him, a lot of those emotions don't normally grace him.
Now I kinda want to know how everyone met and got to chatting because I feel like this is important.
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Kain is the cutest fucker you know that? If he had come out and said that paris probably would have semi ruined the moment because hed be surprised, look up and smile at kain but then sorta frown again and be like, "but, you still dont return my feelings... do you..."you of course ressetring every to awkward as fuck.
Also yeah i was wondering that as i wrote it especially because paris probably spent most of his time on cam sites because typing and internet sex...
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The best part is, I imagine Kain is not a chatter.. I actually imagine Kain gets into chatting because of Haru or Noire, my first reaction is Noire, but honestly, they wouldn't be civil enough for that, sure later in the journey they might be forced to talk about how they are actually *shudders to think* friends, but they wouldn't be so nice when first meeting, then I remembered that Haru and Kain would have known each other in regular verse because of parental status and whatnot so perhaps their families are friends and they just live in extremely different places, and like Haru met Kain at a party once (one family or the other traveled for it) and actually started talking because Kain hates family pressure and Haruki was looking to sneak out to chat with Noire cause the party was stuffy but he found Kain instead and they ended up being semi friends. Haru bullied him into making a chat account so they could talk when they were both back home so Kain does and he finds Haru's account and requests being friends and then Haru gives him Noire's handle because it's like 'hey! I remember you! since you're new have this person to talk to as well! he is my best friend!"
so then Noire and Kain end up talking because Haru pushed them both to and then it was like 'wow you're a complete ass, I don't like you' but they never delete each other's handles...
Wow that was word vomit
I am caught between saying that NOire and Haruki know each other in rl and they just live semi far away so they depend on chats, or they just met each other like really early on and have been chatting ever since (I remember Kain mentioning they were 'childhood friends' but that could mean anything from 5-13 )
I feel like Ven would meet Kaden obscurely, and I feel like Noire is the one who met and chatted with Ven.. I still don't know how Paris would slot in.
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I agree with Kain.
Maybe Haru and Noire know people in real life, or maybe they met similar to us where Haru finds him because he posted some story or picture or something that he really liked and started talking to Noire and it started as back and forth really stupid semi argumentative comments and it turned into eventual friendly chatter and handles were shared and stuff.
Or Haru has a site/account on a site where he puts up his fashion designs and finished works and stuff, and Noire finds him, but I would imagine Noire finding Haru that way a little less likely because even if Haru acts fake, him going out of the way to say that on a page about his designs seems a bit weird. (Haru probably has such a page either way)
lol Ven and Kaden could meet on some like animal rescue forums or some shit. also I imagine Kadens tech savvy nature is more prominent here. Because he learns computers quickly normally, but since he's actually on one a lot here he's like a wiz, he can help the others fix their computers and stuff. also I imagine Kaden never shares that his mom is abusive and tries not to mention it because if he has a nice enough friend they would report his mom and he would be taken away and he doesn't want that. and Kaden doesn't exactly get allowance and stuff so I imagine at first he can only be online when his mom isn't home so a lot of times he'll end his chats with Ven "Mmother's home, gotta go" not that anyone can't figure it out. I also imagine he makes his own like mini computer device to us to chat even when his mom is home.
yeah I've been having a hard time trying to see where PAris is, especially because he generaly goes on sites the others wouldn't. I could imagine possibly like Haru talks Kain into going on a public chat room, because he's all "You don't have enough friends try to make more!" and Kain just does it to humor him, he goes on the site but doesn't do any talking, then Paris messages him on the site like "yo dude, you aint talking, wanna chat with me? 
where Paris keepts trying to get him on a cam with him and there's just something about Kains sheer lack of interest that he finds really amusing and attractive so he keeps pestering him and gets his handle, and yeah... I could imagine that maybe possibly, if Kain could be convinced of that.
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Noire wouldn't have much to say to him so the first option is much better. c: Noire's first comment to him ever would be something like "Wow, how do people even LIKE you? please keep your fake kindness away from my [whatever he posted.. most likely writing] it makes me want to vomit"
Noire would probably have a lot of moments where he says brb a lot, like he doesn't explain why he's stepping away from the computer but every time it's because his mom is getting into/doing something she isn't supposed to.. and I imagine one of those times he says 'brb, keep talking' and then later is just 'shit, sorry to cut this short, but there is kindof a fire in my kitchen' and then just logs off without explanation as to how.
Ven would probably enlist his help often because computers suck and he can't figure them out. Ven is that awful type who accidently downloads shit and then ends up with a searchbar and a bunch of apps he didn't need and just ugh.
Ven would end up asking if he's grounded or something.
I feel like Ven and Noire met through texts and it's actually really awful because it probably involved some sort of crime like not literally but something that's the equivalent to 'where should I hide the body?' and Noire just like responds 'pretty sure I'm not who you think I am, also pretty sure I should contact the police and then right after sends another text of 'But I don't really care and I don't have the time for it.. so good luck with that' then they end up talking through text and eventually send each other their handles and all that.
Kain's response would be like "Customarily, one would ask a name before asking if they are a legal person of their gender preference possibly in their area. Since I am a stranger of the internet and I don't trust even my friends with my name until at least two years of acquaintanceship, and you can't tell if I am lying about my information or not, I'm 33, Male, and from Nigeria"
Something makes me want to make Kain from Canada, I don't even know.
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Haru would be so offended and be like "Fake? Excuse me, blablablabla, we have never even met before and there is no tone of voice for typing, so how could you possibly know if my kindness was fake or not, you don't even know me."
and oh Kaden baby. If he was asked if he was grounded he would be like "... sorta... I gotta go" except you know grounded forever. I feel like Kaden in this verse because he litterally can't see other kids in real life turned computers into his sanctuary because there he could talk to other people, and even when not conversing actually play some game and learn and all this stuff he can't normally do. I feel like Kaden is really well educated, but it's only because he's "home schooled" which means his mom uses it as an excuse to keep him out of school and he goes online and learns himself. I can imagine he does have time he's permitted online but it's very rare and supposed to be used for studying.
Also you know his scar from the mom incident. I imagine Kaden isn't on chat for a few days and finally returns and you know Ven's like "Hey Kaden, whats up? Where you been?" (or whatever) And Kaden takes a while to respond (deciding whether or not to tell the truth) until he finally goes. "II was in the hospital." (half true, he was probably there for a day or 2 because his mom wanted him out as soon as possible and he only had to stay more then a day because they wanted to make sure it wasn't abuse due to his other bruises and stuff. (which you know Kaden is a dumb ass and lies) but spent the other days just resting in bed, not being able to go on the computer with his mom "doting" over him. (I imagine a lot of his "abuse" is from too much love. Like 1/3 anger, 1/3 too much love, 1/3 sorrow, those are the three emotions he gets from his mom which all come in far too high doses.
and then Ven asks him what happens and he tells him he fell down some stairs which is of course half true. you know just being clumsy, fells go a gash in his shoulder from a vase that fell in the fall, the the fall may or may not have been caused by him nervously backing away from his mother who was coming at him quickly. (of course not mentioning that last bit)
Does Ven pick up on his abuse eventually? or would he find out in person? Because a few things, Kaden isn't used to talking to other people in real life (and sorry if I already said this) he has reflexes to certain motions, like Haru could be like "high five!" *raises hand* and Kaden flinches and everyone is staring at him, and he just looks at the others and is like "O-Oh, uh yeah..." and lightly taps his hand like the most pathetic high five ever. and he's not used to touching that doesn't hurt or concern him in some way so any contact makes him feel a little uneasy simply because he's not used to it, but that in particular he would quickly warm up to. and also since Ven at least would know about the scar I imagine Kaden is really nervous about anyone seeing it as he normally is, and I thought of at least at first when he's still super uneasy about people and stuff whenever he talks (irl) he covers his scar with his hand, just really nonchalantly, because since people look at him when he talks he doesn't want them to see the small bit that sticks out.
aaaand moving onto Kain and Paris, I can just see Paris being like, "You think Im dumb or are you just fukcing around? I know that aint true. come on no need for loaction just give me your age and sex. Im good wit that. Just wanna chat or better cam."
(realized it's suiting for Paris to not use ' with words like I'm, and it bothers me to all hell)
I also imagine Haru from NYC, Paris from LA (really I see Paris from NYC, but Haru fits just because fashion capital) and Kaden I kinda feel like he would be somewhere from the south, maybe not too south, maybe like south Carolina or Tennessee.
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"Tone can be read through word choice and excessive amount of smileys, and your word choice is just screaming FAKE, just as mine is calmly stating condescending smugness. Your compliments are mediocre and without much thought on the subject material. You're desperate for friends so you slather your words with kindness and sunshine, maybe because you're a lonely child, possibly because your parents aren't there for you, most likely because said parents are pressuring you to go to a school of their choice. Maybe Princeton, maybe Harvard, maybe even Yale, we just wont know. All we know is that Daddy I don't want to live your dream, I want to be like other girls u n u /sarcasm /sarcasm /sarcasm. Now get off my page."
Ven wouldn't pick up on it very easily no :C I imagine Kain would (I also imagine Kaden doesn't like to have long conversations with Kain because of this, like he can tell Kain is picking up on the tiniest hints and is careful about what he says)
"I have no interest in meeting face to face with a complete stranger."
Ven is either from Detroit or Chicago, can't decide. Noire is gonna be from Colorado for some reason and Kain is def from Canada
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oh god Haru's response...
"... wow, how'd you know? I haven't shared any of that on my page, you're really good at reading people 
I'm kinda curious how Ven would find out to be honest. would he pick it up from his irl mannerisms, when he's hosting the server, or whatever.
if it was when he was hosting the server you realize how terrible that would be, I could imagine Kaden hearing his mom who he thought wasn't home and she sounds angry (because of all the shit in the house) and he tells Ven to seal off the door or to do sometihng else on his computer.
also I imagine at one point they send each other pictures of themselves but Kaden doesn't have any so it takes him a couple days to get his hands on some sort of camera and send it, and then I imagine he photoshops it because at this time he has some bruising or something on his face. and the weirdest thing to Ven would mostly be, "why don't you have any pictures of yourself?" which Kaden can easily answer he doesn't like getting his picture taken.
I just can see Paris keeps bugging him until he gives him his handle and they actually start to talk. But I also imagine Paris in the begining takes a looong time to type sometimes because a lot of times he takes a while to read what Kain writes and then sometiems has to take the time to like spell out things slow or look up how to spell some words and stuff.
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"????? but I?? Oh my god you can't be serious.. you are actually being serious. You know I was making fun of you right..? You are such a weirdo"
and then a few seconds later send another message with "But at least it's not fake, [enter handle here]" and Noire probably just gives him his username but doesn't tell him what it is.
Ven would know something is up but not know what and he'd seal off the door, but then just stop doing anything and be like "Kaden, we need to talk about this, I'm not stupid" and like not do anything until Kaden tells him whats up and if he tries to make up some excuse Ven would tell him that he can see his scar and/or a bruise and that he's not taking any bullshit.
speaking of sending everyone photos I imagine Noire can't stand taking selfies and after a while he finally sends one to Haruki and is just like "only for you" but like he is frowning (read: pouting grump face) in the photo.
I also imagine that Kain and Paris learn what each other look like when, after a while of them talking Kain is the one that's just like "cam up" and sends a video call request (this is after they get to know each other a bit of course) which means that they also hear each other's voices at the same time that they see each other's faces <3
Kain would spend his time being slightly condescending and correcting his vocab and grammar XD but I imagine he does finally be like "I actually am male, I'm from Ontario" but then doesn't know why he just shared that information
also is it bad that I imagined Kain using a few big words in a sentence and Paris actually looks up what they mean before he responds XD
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lol Haru would figure it out eventually, plugging it into like everything.
I imagine whether or not Kaden gives a fake story at first or not he is hesitant to respond and eventually is just like "SShe's really angry. IIf she gets to me now, she'll hurt me... "
That pouting face would get Haru to be like "you should model!"
and also camming together Paris would be so happy, if have a slight attempt to get some internet sex going after a while lol, as per his norm.
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XD
"... Does she hurt you a lot?"
Noire wouldn't know how to respond to that so there would be like a whole 10 minutes of silence on his end.
I just imagined Kain's response being like "No, I'm wearing a sweater" like that explains why he can't have chat sex..? wtf Kain.
Also Kain probably has the worst posture while sitting at a computer, he's the type to sit with his legs crossed leaning forward drinking a mug of tea.
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"SShe... doesn't mean to..."
"SShe just... loves me... to much"
"WWhen she's mad, happy, or sad, she's always just... ttoo much"
"SShe's really.... protective..."
also Kaden is fully aware of how none of this is ok, but he just tries really hard to pretend it is. Also the protective part partially refers to why he has no friends.
lol silence probably filled in my Haru asking where he went, and that the picture was fine, and he wasn't makingfun of him and he really looks great etc etc.
lol, Paris would be like "Well then, why not take it off? I bet you got a great body~" Paris probably has his tank all deshelved like a strap over one shoulder and stuff giving kain his sexy look.
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"Kaden, I get it, I do, She's all you've ever had, but that's fucked up and you know it. Don't defend her, she HURT you, to the point where you're afraid of her and that's REALLY fucked up." Aside from saying that though, Ven wouldn't say anything else about it and just be like 'kay, well, I'm gonna start setting stuff down so we can get you in the game"
Noire would finally be like "yeah, no, I'm not the model type" with an implied " :/ "
Kain would just be like "Paris, you live in California, and I respect that. However I live in Moosonee and taking off my sweater would defeat the purpose of why I'm wearing a sweater."
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I feel like Kaden would get really quiet for a while and just be like "k..." but feel really weird to talk after that because he doesn't know what to say and he thinks Ven might be upset at him for not telling him. And eventually I think he'd even ask. "Y-You w-would never hurt me right?"
Haru would still be like "Well you'd be a good model, if we ever meet irl you totally gotta try on some of my clothes~"
Paris would just pout, "But you'd warm right up if we did what I have in mind~"
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Ven's automatic response would be to say 'not on purpose' but he doesn't think that's very reassuring and just be like "never"
Noire would be like 'yeah watever, I don't believe you. Not everyone has seven girlfriends a month to tell them they're pretty.'
"No, I would just be naked and cold."
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I feel like Kaden's response would just be "I hope I get to meet you in person in the game."
I feel like of course the response that would get out of Haru would be "Well then, I guess I'll have to tell you your pretty seven times a months. Because you are quite attractive you know."
Paris would just keep trying until realizing it's a lost cause and give up and actually talk about normal stuff.
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"Haha we're def meeting up in the game (: when I get in that's the first thing I'll be doing." I kinda want Ven's planet to be like Land of Magma and Aqua where it is legit just oceans and really tame volcanoes that like don't erupt but are still semi-dangerous.
"omfg no, I was kidding. If I wanted to be called pretty I would actually get a girlfriend to do that."
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lol a better name (or better sounding name) would be land of volcanoes and aqua (or maybe that's just me)
I also imagine at some point Kaden fitting in "I'm sorry I never told you." Because he feels bad for hiding something so important especially from his boyfriend who cares about him and his well being.
"hmmmm, well you got the idea in my head, so I'm at least gonna compliment your looks every once in a while!"
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Totally went with Magma and Aqua because of the baddie team names XD I actually liked Magma more than Aqua *shrug*
"Kaden, m'not mad, I mean, I don't understand why you'd put yourself through that instead of telling someone and getting help, but I'm not mad" I feel like Ven would make a point to keep his eye on Kaden's mom after that and just like glare at her through his screen.
"You learned what I looked like 5 minutes ago!"
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I too liked magma more then aqua who doesn't XD
"I don't... go outside. I don't talk to other people, She's all I have everything else... E-Everything else scares me. People scare me."
"I only had to look at you for one second to figure out how much of an attractive guy you are, no homo. And being told your attractive is a good confidence booster for everyone!"
I feel Like Haru is my only character ever who would probably use no homo.
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I meant I liked Magma more for the title haha
"She's the one who elicited that fear Kaden! If you had gotten some help you probably could have found a much better home life."
"..."
"Wait, was she the one who put you in the hospital back then Kaden!?"
Well just to put it into perspective Noire was all kinds of 'this guy who I have a raging homo crush on just said that I'm attractive and he just told me that he'll keep sayi- NO HOMO -right thanks for that reminder, I needed that." u w u
"I'm not vain enough to care, I've just never been called attractive before."
"People here tend to avoid me if they can"
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"... E-Even if that's true... I'd still be scared."
"..."
"..."
"Th-That... I... To be honest I... I w-wasn't actually in the hospital for most of that time."
"M-Mother w-was... taking care of me."
(Note: He avoided the question)
aw poor noire. I almost feel he adds no homo to cover up his homo ness XD (Is it bad I imagine Haru being far more in the closet in this then normal. Like here he is blatantly refusing to come out, but normally he's just dumb as shit and doesn't notice)
"Well you're a nice guy, they just have to get to know you, which is hard, I had to kill like 10 guys to make it to friend level. lol."
"And I will make sure to fill you with your necessary dose of compliments"
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"Kaden, did SHE put you in the hospital, answer me honestly and don't you defend her and say it was just an accident or some shit. Just tell me if she was the reason you were in the hospital."
THis is why the rest of the boys (or at least Kain and Ven) are just like "uuugh guuurl you are so far in denial, I hope you brought swimwear" and just kinda roll their eyes at his gay crisis.
"I'm really not"
"but if I'm being completely honest"
"You had me at 8 guys, the extra two were just something to snack on"
"I swear to god though, if you actually start calling me pretty 7 times a month I am going to start wearing a flower in my hair and singing to the birds."
"Do you want that Haru? Do you want me to turn into a Disney princess?"
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"I-I... I was walking backwards and didn't realize I was at the stares... took another step and lost my balance and fell..."
"Sh-She was... the reason I was backing away."
"Sh-She was so scared, she held me and cried, and took me straight to the hospital."
"I-It's why I didn't tell the doctors... when they asked the same thing."
"..."
"I-I know how stupid that is..."
Also since Ven can see him I imagine Kaden is quietly crying to himself while he's typing this.
"I think that would be hilarious so... yes."
"Also that's really clever, just don't actually go cannibal on me."
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"... Okay" Ven doesn't really say anything but he does drop it, and just goes about dropping all the things and then telling Kaden it's all ready for him.
OMFG I just imagined, because of that, the next time Noire has free time he just like takes out a camera and finds a somewhat open, secluded place and just records himself running around and prancing with a flower in his hair singing a disney song (yes I AM going to go look for the perfect one) and he just waits for Haru to compliment him for the first time after that conversation, and as soon as Haru does he's just like "aw now you've done it." and sends him the video and is just like "look what you've caused Haru, LOOK AT IT"
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"S-Sorry..."
I feel like Kaden feels the need to apologize because he knows Ven is just worried.
"This is... The single best thing I have ever seen."
I imagine Haru saves the video and like downloads it onto his computer before Noire can do anything and just watches it a lot.
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"Please don't apologize Kaden, I just want to get into the damn game so I can hug you okay?"
Noire would totes sing Go The Distance www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aqpF-… because yes.
"Soon I'll be whisked away into a whole new world and it will all be your fault, save the poor boy (no siree!) :( "
"Oh no! I've started singing and now I can't stop!"
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"O-Ok..."
"A-A hug would be nice."
"Noire stop, you're gorgeous. This is too much it's fantastic, I just wanna wisk you away as my princess lol.
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".. Kaden when we meet.."
"would it be okay if I kissed you too?" (I almost forgot they were a couple before the game orz )
"Haru stop you're gonna make me..Oh no, here it comes"
"ghurlk aahgg"
"*giggle* :)"
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I just imagine like the longest most awkward silence ever. And then finally.
"Y-Yes..."
I was half tempted to have him tell Ven to ignore if he looks scared, because chances are if it's not a swift kiss but one he sees coming, he'll look terrified because he won't know what to do. But that would sound weird so he decides against it.
Also for some reason I imagined KAden goes God Tier, and he finds his quest bed while fighting some giant enemy and he's scared for his life and doesn't know where his quest bed is/doesn't know about the quest bed yet. And maybe Vens with him, maybe he isn't. But when he dies the final blow goes with the scar on his back. Like sliced right where the scar is. And he happens to have just made it to his quest bed or whatever. And his "final" moment are in deep fear. But then he comes back God Tier and just kills the thing and his first words are, "I'm not scared of you anymore!" or "I'm not scared anymore."
I almost imagine for Kaden going God tier is like killing Vens ex. It's his turning point. I feel like he loses his stutter, and gains more confidence. Is you know mostly the same just no stutter and less of a scaredy cat, maybe more open and excitable slightly because of the lack of being a little kitten. though you know not entirely not a scaredy cat anymore, probably still nervous about some things and all that jazz, you know what I mean.
also would Ven accidentally hurt KAden like he does normally?
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when they meet and hug Ven would just place a hand on his cheek and just gently push their lips together really gently and it would be the most chaste thing ever.
~~~<3
Noire gets to god tier on the quest bed on Derse, I don't know how Kain or Ven will get there yet I feel like Kain would be the type to kill himself for the sake of the game because Kain would off himself trusting that he's going to come back ;u;
Yes I imagine he does, but I can't think how.
ALSO sid note unrelated, I am now on a disney kick on youtube and applying all the songs from tangled to Kaden and Ven.. I've got a Dream is quite amusing.
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I imagine once he pulls away Kadens just staring at him, blank faced, wide eyed, and then just suddenly turns red and Kaden buries his face in Ven's chest, gripping his shirt. Fidgeting slightly.
haha really? are Kaden and Ven disney? I'm tempted to draw Kaden is Rapunel's dress now with long hair, locked away in a tower by his mama, and Ven in Flynns outfit.
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"S-sorry!" *hugs him again*
Tangled fits so well homg <3 There isn't really any other better disney story that fits them so well.
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*Shakes his head, face still buried in his chest* "N-No... I-I liked.... it...."
so Haru and Noire are Cinderella if I recall correctly.
and Kaden and Ven are Tangled. that's so cute.
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I thought Haru and Noire were Aladdin? or Cinderella, hm whatevs
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I said Cinderella, or were you just repeating it. I mean they work as both to a point. I just think I recall Haru "reading" a bed time story to their daughter and it was cinderella but he totally changes it besides it's still cinderella and the prince.
If I remember it went.
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was very poor, and was all alone with her mother, who was very ill. Because of this it made her home life difficult and she had to do all the work in the house and out of the house, as a maid to the kingdom to make money. At the same time, not too far away was a handsome prince. His family was rich, and he got everything he ever wanted, but his family was string and he was constantly living to others expectations. Because of this his heart felt empty, in an attempt to fill the void he decided to hold a ball inviting everyone in the kingdom. Cinderella got an invitation, but she had no intention on going. Cinderella though the prince was a snob, a fake, and a phony, so he discarded the invite. Unfortunately for Cinderella, she had a fairy god mother looking out for her. Her fairy god mother gave her a pretty dress and glass slippers and told her she had to meet the prince and sent her on her merry way, but with a warning she must be home before midnight or the dress and all the other nice stuff will disapear, and she will look normal again. At the ball the moment she entered the prince's eye was immedietly drawn towards her, though he didn't know why. When he asked her to dance, he almost got a no, but something about the way he asked made Cinderella decide to give him a chance. They danced and they talked, and as N- Cinderella pointed out how she didn't like the princes fake smile, it lead to a new conversation, for some reason the prince found himself talking about his real life and his real thoughts. He began to open up, like he could talk to her about anything, and she listened, realizing that the princes words, when sincere were the most beautiful words on earth. But before either of them knew it, it was midnight and Cinderella had to run off before the spell wore off. Before he knew it, she was gone, and only them did he realize, he had just met the girl of his dreams. He ran after her hoping to find her, but alas all he found was her one glass slipper that had fallen off as she ran away. The prince knew he had to find her, so he went to every woman in the land, trying to find the girl who fit the slipper. Many times he thought he found her, only to be disapointed. It took him a long time, but eventually he found her, and realized she had actually been there the entire time, he just didn't realize it. And they lived happily ever after.
ignore anything that sounds weird I was getting really tired of typing and had to go back and forth from front to end and blablabla. this isn't even particularly the story he told just that
rich kid, poor kid, and rich kid had to go through A LOT of girls to get to noire. It's also much more eloquent the story he tells 
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Random and awkward and I might be caffeine high and maybe a bit sleep deprived
but you should totes agree to be my moirail, just saying... cause I'm pale as fuck for you.... C:
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