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# Comments

Comments: 560

raspberrydad In reply to ??? [2015-05-19 00:50:59 +0000 UTC]

oh no!!!

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-19 00:51:30 +0000 UTC]

get them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-05-19 01:26:23 +0000 UTC]

use fisghing poles with queer bait attatched to the hook

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-19 01:28:13 +0000 UTC]

perfect!!! be careful, they bite.

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-05-19 01:34:31 +0000 UTC]

they cant bite because the bait is fake. it is an edgy piece about media

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-19 01:43:24 +0000 UTC]

oh. oh it all makes sense...

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technodick In reply to ??? [2015-05-16 04:53:46 +0000 UTC]

do you have a kink for satan

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raspberrydad In reply to technodick [2015-05-16 05:26:44 +0000 UTC]

yes

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technodick In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-16 05:31:36 +0000 UTC]

i have a kink for money

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raspberrydad In reply to technodick [2015-05-16 15:30:15 +0000 UTC]

same tbh

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technodick In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-16 15:31:03 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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technodick In reply to ??? [2015-05-16 03:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

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raspberrydad In reply to technodick [2015-05-16 03:14:48 +0000 UTC]

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up

Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me

Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up

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technodick In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-16 03:17:37 +0000 UTC]

  i have arrivived awsdfiughjbm

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raspberrydad In reply to technodick [2015-05-16 03:19:12 +0000 UTC]

 i love u

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technodick In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-16 03:21:37 +0000 UTC]

nice
>be wario
>ANACON NDA F& C(*I

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deerhex In reply to ??? [2015-05-13 01:29:36 +0000 UTC]

Babe, do you remember 2013? when we started blorting? No? me neither.
Im sorry aa but I clearly remember when we started blorting tho, gosh you're such a cutie snartie. I'm so dang lucky to have you <33 You treat me so well and you make me so happy aaa ;; I can't wait to blort you one day, blorty blort <3 I love you so freaking much Blortie, I won't let you go too quickly > <3 Never forget to blort out those dang snart though <3 

I'VE GOTTA ADD ONE TING I AM SO SORRY.
My blort 
Lots of blort from ME~ 

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raspberrydad In reply to deerhex [2015-05-13 01:35:59 +0000 UTC]

what
what the fuck

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dumbscar In reply to ??? [2015-05-05 23:11:56 +0000 UTC]

I am NOT trans-phobic. I have NOTHING against those who are trans!
I never have nor will I ever be, but you do not make a good front for those who are.
I also understand head-canons, but those are HEAD-CANONS for a reason.
So please, let this fucking die, and how about you actually use proper spelling and grammar.
It's not good to argue and not use it.(But I will make an exemption if English isn't your first language.)

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raspberrydad In reply to dumbscar [2015-05-05 23:21:21 +0000 UTC]

What a lovely fucking crowd.
I have a fucking trans friend, you pricks.
And yes, let's mock someone for what they are!
DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR, ASSHOLES!?

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deerhex In reply to ??? [2015-05-04 23:56:36 +0000 UTC]

achoo bless u i just blessed myself swag lol

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deerhex In reply to ??? [2015-05-04 03:47:54 +0000 UTC]

ur gay sorry :/

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raspberrydad In reply to deerhex [2015-05-05 01:11:47 +0000 UTC]

u turned me into a homosexual

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deerhex In reply to raspberrydad [2015-05-05 01:12:37 +0000 UTC]

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PureEmperor In reply to ??? [2015-05-03 20:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Thankies for the fav again 😊

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PureEmperor In reply to ??? [2015-05-01 00:30:27 +0000 UTC]

Thankies for watching! So much 😄

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deerhex In reply to ??? [2015-04-22 01:28:59 +0000 UTC]

PSYRRY BUT I’M DELETING YOU FROM MY GANGNAM! (clicksdelete!) LOADING… ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%… OPPA! It isimpossible to delete our friendship.You mean so much to me.Post this to 1O walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3back, you’re an amazing style.

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raspberrydad In reply to deerhex [2015-04-22 01:31:44 +0000 UTC]

that was painful to read

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queer-jesus In reply to ??? [2015-04-21 21:13:41 +0000 UTC]

sexily cha cha slides in

hello

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-21 23:51:08 +0000 UTC]

sup
also do u cosplay anything like. cosplay is so fun

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-22 11:26:50 +0000 UTC]

i cosplayed once and i regretted it because i was still in an anti-social position within my life so
it was terrifying.

i'd totally cosplay dipper tho i have his hair in rl

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-22 23:40:26 +0000 UTC]

if it makes u feel any better my first cosplay was a trickster jade harley. it was completely unrecognizable it was so bad but i was so proud of it
like i wore it to a 4/13 meetup in the park a few towns over and i kept shoving my wig in lilys hedwig backpack
i was 12

u should cosplay dipper if you want to. ud probably make a cool dipper larper 10/10

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-22 23:58:55 +0000 UTC]

ooooo

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-23 00:18:03 +0000 UTC]

yeeeeeeeeah
u ever larped before m8

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-23 00:46:25 +0000 UTC]

nope 

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-23 02:10:25 +0000 UTC]

its fun and its so easy to lose yourself in it??? i legit almost forgot that i am not sonia nevermind when i did larp lmao

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-23 02:12:11 +0000 UTC]

:^ooo i should totally do it one day like

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-23 02:30:02 +0000 UTC]

yeeeeeeee 10/10

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-23 02:45:34 +0000 UTC]

ye  s s sss

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-23 02:55:14 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-23 21:49:47 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-24 01:41:26 +0000 UTC]

ur welcome
i dont know why i made that playlist i donte ven remember making it

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-24 01:43:37 +0000 UTC]

it was the meme toothfairy

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-24 02:00:44 +0000 UTC]

what do u do to get the meme toothfairy to come to u???
like do u lose a meme and the meme toothfairy breaks into ur house in the middle of the night and gives u more

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-24 02:03:29 +0000 UTC]

yes. exactly.

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-24 02:04:07 +0000 UTC]

can u be the next meme toothfairy when they have to pass the baton

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queer-jesus In reply to raspberrydad [2015-04-24 02:06:06 +0000 UTC]

sure man i can be so powerful..... such meme powers...... i love it..

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raspberrydad In reply to queer-jesus [2015-04-24 02:12:07 +0000 UTC]

dude u already have meme powers.........

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politemaniac In reply to ??? [2015-04-18 17:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch!!!!

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KnightIsBanana In reply to ??? [2015-04-15 23:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Hhhh
sup
person who really likes santa

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