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Explodingzombies [6446303] [] "CRUNCHY FACES!!"

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Comments: 856

n00dlesbff314 In reply to ??? [2008-09-04 02:14:04 +0000 UTC]

*spits the taste out of my mouth*

me: Lol muahahaha

2d: you are so dumb murdoc

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-04 02:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: No.....YOU ARE!!! *slaps 2D and punches him in the gut*

Me: *cough* GASP!!!

*you get ready to bite Murdoc again*

2D: OI, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!! *coughs blood*

*dun dun duuuun.....................

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-04 04:34:38 +0000 UTC]

*a huge cloud comes and electrocutes murdoc before i get to him*

me: lol like in the clint eastwood video!

2d: noo! *sliding on a thong, he prepares to do emergency stuff to murdoc*

my roomie: oh so you wait for murdoc to fall and then you stop being commando

2d: yeah

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-04 14:52:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: HA!! YOU DESERVED THAT!!

2D: NO HE DIDN'T!! Pleeeeeeease don't be dead!!

Me: pffft!!! Whateva....

*I throw pie at your roomie's face* TELL HER I SAID HI!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-04 17:51:38 +0000 UTC]

me: hey! why did you throw that at her??
russel: you love that guy way too much
2d: eh eh eh..

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-04 20:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Me: PIES IN THE FACE MEAN HELLOOOO....LOL!!

Murdoc: mooooooaaaaaaannn.....eh?.....w..what happened??

2D: HE LIVES!! *hugs to death*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-04 22:04:45 +0000 UTC]

me: great. now youve killed him again

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-04 22:31:56 +0000 UTC]

2D: Eh? *looks at Murdoc* NYOOOOOOO!!!

Me: .......I mean>>

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-04 22:56:37 +0000 UTC]

aaaaah

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-05 00:41:32 +0000 UTC]

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-05 01:42:41 +0000 UTC]

*dies*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-05 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]

Great, now we're all dead n' stuff. YAY!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-05 02:45:31 +0000 UTC]

yay!

*murdoc rustles in the sheets with 2d*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-05 10:02:21 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEEEEP!!!:dies:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-05 12:38:23 +0000 UTC]

why all this death?
*eats cheese*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-05 13:55:39 +0000 UTC]

I dunno......*steals cheese*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-05 15:54:40 +0000 UTC]

heeey!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-05 16:19:30 +0000 UTC]

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-06 04:48:08 +0000 UTC]

*yanks*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-06 13:43:42 +0000 UTC]

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-06 17:00:46 +0000 UTC]

is that chesse yhou have there?


MINE!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-06 18:43:14 +0000 UTC]

NO!! *tries to hurry and eat it.....but you take it away*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-07 02:42:04 +0000 UTC]

*Transforms into the grim reaper dressed up as george w bush and flops on the couch*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-07 02:48:35 +0000 UTC]

*looks at you*..........SANTAAA!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-07 05:12:48 +0000 UTC]

*tackles*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-07 16:23:41 +0000 UTC]

*falls on the floor and rolls* GIMME MAH PRESENTS SANTA!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-07 20:43:22 +0000 UTC]

Laura bush: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-07 21:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Eh????? GOAWAY U!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-07 23:10:22 +0000 UTC]

*sparkles*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-07 23:46:51 +0000 UTC]

RAWR?

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-08 02:03:25 +0000 UTC]

yes you better rawr. I'm sparkly.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-08 02:12:44 +0000 UTC]

sparkle-sparkle....SPARKLE! *goes blind*



This is getting random, LOL!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-08 02:14:41 +0000 UTC]

*Eats you and burps out the remains while enamoring the cute guy by doing a...paper airplane*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-08 02:18:32 +0000 UTC]

WHYYYYYY?!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-08 02:42:22 +0000 UTC]

cuz i wanna

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-08 11:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Okay then....*army of Spartans suddenly appear*

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-08 12:50:36 +0000 UTC]

*dies*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-08 19:13:27 +0000 UTC]

VICTORY!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-08 19:37:24 +0000 UTC]

*I recruit a buttload of manga/anime characters to attack you with giant water-filled condoms*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-09 00:12:58 +0000 UTC]

NYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *starts running* CURSE YOU ALL AND YOUR WATER-CONDOMS!!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-09 00:16:06 +0000 UTC]

(lol wtf!!!lololol)
*hits you on the back with a water condom; a demon comes and possesses you, and exploding wont work.*
*isnt cursed*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-09 00:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Anime People: VICTORY!!!

Me: *is possesed* CONDOM JUICE WILL NOT KILL ME!!

Evil teddy bear: *points at me* EPIC FAIL!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-09 03:11:47 +0000 UTC]

*lols and punctures condom*
me: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
murdoc: eww sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Ritsuka: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
ACK EVIL TEDDY BEAR!!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-09 04:08:31 +0000 UTC]

Evil Teddy Bear: *points to Murdoc* BOW TO ME WORM!

Murdoc: Er....I think I'll pass on that one mate. How 'bout a beer?

Evil Teddy Bear: BOW TO ME OR I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL!

2D: I fink you're too late for that.

Me: CONDOM JUICE IS BAD FOR THE SOUL!! *my head does a 360 turn* (help meeee)

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-09 16:46:29 +0000 UTC]

me: *licks murdoc* I'm all sparkly now!
murdoc: Have a beer!
evil teddy bear: nuu you must bow to me!! *makes him bow*
2d: condom juice???? my favorite!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-09 17:59:39 +0000 UTC]

Me: SPARLY THINGS MUST DIIIIE! ESPECIALLY CONDOM JUICE!!!

Murdoc: Um....what's wrong with your voice? SOMEONE GET THIS F***ING BEAR AWAY FROM ME!!!

Evil Teddy Bear: NO, YOU WILL BOW TO ME FOREVER! VICTORY!!!!

2D: oh no!! MURDOOOOC!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-09 19:06:55 +0000 UTC]

*demon days starts playing*

Evil Teddy Bear: BOw to me and I will stop mocking the shit out of you and under my control can have sex with your man 2d again. If you dont, you will never see that man again and you will be stuck in a closet for the rest of your dirty life.

2d: I'm not that important, mudsy. You just save yourself. thanks for letting me in the band, i had lots of fun. Goodbye mudsy. *leaves the room*

murdoc: nooooooooo! 2d! come back!! Y-you are very important to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1*wipes a tear from his face* I...i will miss you.

me:

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-09 23:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Me: That's actually sad........LET MURDOC GO YOU SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!

Evil Teddy Bear: um...NO!

Murdoc: sigh.........my back hurts!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-09 23:41:08 +0000 UTC]

(LOL!!!)
2d: my heart hurts for you!! I shall hath miss you so much!!

murdoc: oh 2d, my heart hurts for you too. *sniff* lemme go. One last hug?

evil teddy bear: FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

2d:

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-10 01:53:25 +0000 UTC]

Me: 2D is talking funny....what's up with thaaaat?

You: I dunno....

Murdoc: LET ME THE F*** GO, YOU PATHETIC DEMONIC CHILD'S TOY.....THING!!!

Evil Teddy Bear: NO, YOU SHALL WORSIP ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN LIFE! YOU'LL QUIT YOUR STUPID BAND!! YOU WILL BE MY SERVANT!! YOU'LL FEED ME, BATHE ME, WIPE MY A** WHEN I GO #2, READ STORIES TO ME AT NIGHT, AND YOU WILL DO IT ALL.........WITHOUT SEX!!

Murdoc: W...what? N,N,N,No sex?...NONE?! EVERRRR?!! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

2D: GASP!!

Evil Teddy Bear: OH S***

LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOLLLL!!

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