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Watching: 81; Pageviews: 14203; Comments Made: 4829; Friends: 81
# Comments
Comments: 844
WOAH WOW THAT BROUGHT YOU TO THE ILLUMINATI SIDE SO EASILY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
*tries to get more signatures**fails*
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NEVER DENY DOITSU, OR FELLOW DOITSUISTS!
Aww... *tries to fake signatures*
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OKAY GOT IT. ILLUMINATI WILL LIVE IN MUTUAL RESPECT AND HARMONY WITH DOITSUISTS.
*makes my cats sign it*
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MHM, AND THEN WE WILL CREATE A UNIVERSE WHERE ICE CREAM IS FREE AND WASPS DONT EXIST.
*makes my dog sign it*
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OH I LIKE THAT IDEA A LOT
*signs it with my left hand too*
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OH AND PRUSSIA IS EITHER STILL RELEVENT (concerning a certain pencil company) OR IS STILL HERE
*signs with right hand? And elbows?*
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AND THERE ARE SODA MACHINES FOR FREE
*signs with feet*
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AHH YES THAT WOULD BE PERFECT
*signs with knees?*
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PARADISE
*signs with my cats knees???*
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A BEAUTIFUL WORLD
*signs with eyes* painful
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A DREAM
*gives you pain reliever for your eyes* *turns to my cats* okay, cats, don't sign with your eyes, I don't have enough painkillers for three more eyes.
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A DREAM THAT WILL COME TRUE
*thanks you* Hahah, sign it with your ears? *wonders if I should ask to play with your cats or to just resist the cuteness...*
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DISNEYWORLD IS WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE
*you're welcomes you??* oh that works! *Gives you a hairtie* if you throw this, one of the cats will play fetch with it, seriously.
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*has never been to disneyworld*
//cri
Does that even... Nevermind. Mhm! *hold hairtie in an unsure way* If you say so! *throws hairtie*
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oh no don't cry, maybe you'll visit someday!. I went there once when I was only 8.
It makes sense, yes. *cat runs after hairtie and brings it back* He pretty much locates it by sound and where your hand points after throwing it. Because he only has one eye, poor cat.
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Unlikely, unless there is/someone builds a Disneyworld in Canada...
It is a new form of grammar. *pats kitty on head* Awh, well he must be a very intelligent cat to be able to do that! Mhm, it's so sad...
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Well I know there's a disneyworld in Shanghai, but idk about Canada...
A wonderful form of grammar indeed.
He's smart sometimes, yeah. He's been very clever in finding ways to adapt to having one eye, since he's been like that for nearly a year.
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Haha, I searched it up, lol! More brownie points if you can spot something weeeeird! sta.sh/033ypa39h1g
It was given a noble prize.
That is amazing actually, only one year and he's able to do all that... What an intelligent little kitty! *likes to dote on cats and dogs*
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Umm... your battery is at 4%?? I need the brownie points...
Grammar awards ceremony.
Well he's only a bit over a year old so it's pretty much his whole life. He's also an attention seeking cat who will flop on your feet when he wants petting. *Also loves talking about cats and dogs*
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That's not too abnormal for me, lol. I'll give you a clue, description of the language selection website.
First prize.
That's even more amazing, a kitten able to do that! Aww, that sounds adorable! My cousin's cat does the same thing, lol!
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I rarely let my battery die too much tbh. English or French? Canada is weird...
Olympic gold.
I betcha he'd thank you for saying that (if he could talk). It is really cute! Your cousin's cat sounds nice!
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Idk, I try but then I can't be bothered trying. Naw fam, they spelt Canadian as Candian XD
Olympic Platinum.
Awh, a polite cat too! (I believe in you, talking animals!) Mhm, her cat's name is Cordi, lol, her other cat's name is Darth Vader.
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XD same (but not same at the same time). Oh god how did I not notice that lol
Olympic gold/platinum alloy
Polite kitties are fun l. (Disney has made me believe) Those are such beautiful cat's names omg
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XDD (I don't even... whaaa) Idk, maybe you're losing sight of the true Candia.
Olympic rainbows
Haha, yep. (The Disney magic wand thingy made me believe) Ikr, there's another one called Romi who is known as the "man-whore" lol
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What is the true Candia, I must learn.
Olympic fireworks
(Same here, you can never go wrong with the wand thing.)
Omfg that's the best XD
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Idk, Candia, is liek Candi which is liek Candy. And Candy is abootiful.
Olympic Olympians (They srsly need to bring it back) Romi will literally be as cute as possible when he's around girls and he'll completely ignore guys... Tho he'll hiss at them if they get too close
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Wow that's lovely.
Olympic Olympian Oligarchs
Romi sounds like the best cat I'm laughing so hard rn!
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I try.
Olympic Olympian Oligarchs Fokin Scrubs
Haha, yeah! When they took him to the vet he was refusing to let any male doctor touch him.
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It was a very great try
Olympic Olympian Oligarchs Opening Oranges
That cat is like my spirit animal lol
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Olympic try??
OOOOO
Omg, and when a bunch of female nurses walked in he was like purring and giving them "puppy-dog?" eyes
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Yes, Olympic tty
THATS FIVE O'S. THERE ARE FIVE RINGS ON THE OLYMPIC FLAG. WOAH.
He's one of my new favorite cats omg. What does he look like?
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Mmkay, Imma tty then...
OLYMPICS CONFIRMED, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER OLYMPICS IN FIVE YEARS INSTEAD OF FOUR.
Ah well, he's the kinda stripy? breed. With an orange-y brown and white.
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I meant try oops. Gosh darn it I can't spell anything.
WAOAH THATS INSANE *GASP*
a tabby? How cute!!
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AAAANNND, I DIDNT RUN AWAY! I KNOW IM NOT GUILTY SO I DIDNT RUN AWAY
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WHAT IF YOU'RE JUST BRAVE ENOUGH TO FACE YOUR GUILT???
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OKAY MAYBE I DID COME UP WITH IT BUT I DIDNT THINK WE WERE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT...
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How did you even come up with it
Im so confused
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Let's just say... it started off along the lines of... dead people crying...
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Oh yep she already explained in a different comment lol.
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Lol, I can only imagine how she managed to explain it in one comment...
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Yeah, it was a long comment XD
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Honestly I can't even judge you on how weird the first comments were, since I was the one who once said to startrekforever16 that "at least clover wasnt eaten by a koala or something"
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Hahah, she told me about that XDD Guess we all make funny yet insanely weird and stupid comments... But you never know! Maybe a koala did eat me and is impersonating me! Pfft, nah...
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And it wasn't that late either when I said it.... I think...
Yeah, it's those comments that make us all special lol. What if I am talking to a koala though...
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Either way, it was still pretty funny
Mhm, wether it be making puns, worshipping doitsu or crying blood on our friends cats. Totally, not a koala! 100% no! No way, hose! How could you suspect me!?
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We're all unique and special in our own ways and I feel like I'm just repeating stuff from children's shows. Koala, couldn't be you, nope, definitely not.
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Yeah, you kinda do... But it sounds more meaningful coming from you than it does from children's shows, lol... Yep, there is no way!
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oh well then, idc. awww im meaningful, how sweet. No posssible way
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Lol, not surprised. Nahh, just the hosts of those shows are kinda weird... Yep, no way!
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