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MattxNearForeber [8130288] [] "...plays games with her feet."

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Comments: 2535

hi-im-bud In reply to ??? [2010-07-12 17:26:15 +0000 UTC]

That was beautiful ; A; *tackles*
Oh yeah, that british/ausrtalian douche :V They all sound pretty much the same... annoying.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-12 19:20:55 +0000 UTC]

No one ever replaces Billy Mayes in my heart... D:
Hm...Oh yeah.
Shamwow. o 3 o Your thoughts?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-13 02:59:37 +0000 UTC]

... Oh mah gawd.. I always knew he was fucked up. Just look at his face, it's like a scrunched up horse the binged on crack for 3 days straight :/

But the Shamwow actually works XD

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-13 03:17:37 +0000 UTC]

I like him because of his name... :3 "You're gonna love my nuts!"
and his cooki sayings. = w=
D8 I THOUGHT THEY WERE A RIP OFF.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-13 11:29:23 +0000 UTC]

I love that commercial! He said so many weird things that I wanted to laugh at but wasn't sure if it was supposed to be funny..

THEY ARE ABOUT AS ORIGINAL AS L4D OCs!!! ..Which are the most original of any OC EVER!! D8<

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-13 18:51:31 +0000 UTC]

He's not on anymore because of the tongue situation and the jail and the hooker. I mean what's so wrong about having a hooker? = w= Everyone else does it and no one gives a damn.

The L4D OC community must die. = 3=

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-13 22:00:54 +0000 UTC]

True, true.. But he was supposed to be a role model for children. So snortin coke off a hooker's peesh is a definite no no. Or whatever the hell he did :3

I think the Sonic OC community should die first. It is full of sooooooo much fail... I've also seen Happy Tree Friends OCs, which aren't as bad but close ; w;

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-13 22:19:13 +0000 UTC]

FUCK THE KIDS. *flipstable* But yes...no more Billy = Unhappy and unclean America

I think the people who pair themselves with other characters should die. Just die. :T Lots of things should die because it does not impress us.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-13 23:17:49 +0000 UTC]

I love you for saying that. Especially since most of that crap is full of weird forms of rape. You know, things the real character would totally do D8

Hey what's that shonen-ai pairing you like so much? I don't submit yaoi or yuri often, never on this account, but I just feel generous = w= Everybody could use a pick-me-up now and again.. And I promise, I will draw it no matter what chur twisted ass wants XD I'm pretty much desensitized by the commissions I've done...

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-13 23:34:58 +0000 UTC]

I mean if it's for games like TF2 then it really doesn't matter. o 3o They're battle characters. I just hate it when they ruin things like Final Fantasy or something the sort. Awesome things in the hands of the idiotic American fangirls. [Mostly] XD

Hmm... *ponderponder* Anysing I want? D8 *puts on evil gloves* I-is it possible for some Nick and Ellis action?
I need new markers...

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-13 23:56:18 +0000 UTC]

I just hate all Sonic fan characters = w= ...and KH, FF, L4D, Naruto, One Piece, etc etc..

; w; That SpongeBob plz thing scares me.. But yes, anything. Trust me, when you're a commission whore for cash (those furries are the worst humans and have the most disgusting ideas by far) you tend to not feel anything XD But it's like the easiest money I've ever made in my entire life!

Gimme details woman! D8<

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-14 00:30:14 +0000 UTC]

And they should die.

You want money from me?! D8> *takes out wallet, shaking* Please! I have a baby in hur that needs it's older sister! ; 3;

If it weren't for him I wouldn't have made that expression...

And once I get thinner, newer markers I shall color in da picture you asked about...months ago...

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-14 01:10:56 +0000 UTC]

No I don't want your money! D8< This is a gift, not a commission!! Nao tell me what chu want, what chu really really want!!!

I find it very convenient that every time I log back on here you seem to always respond to my replies XD

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-14 01:32:23 +0000 UTC]

Dat almost made me pee my pants... HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! D8>
Nick x Ellis. e we Nick saying to Ellis: "They said you're not fit to sleep with the pigs. But that's not fair to the pigs.".

I already made it but...I hated eet.

Because I am that good! >8D And I've been locked in the basement with the computer to do laundry. e Ae

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-14 18:46:50 +0000 UTC]

; w; I didn't mean to..

Ok I kinda got an idea now. So you want them in bed together or somethin? Gimme deets!!

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-15 02:31:20 +0000 UTC]

U-Umm... D8> I don't...know...details...
Sure. e we They're aboot do GET IT ON then he comes out with that little bit. Ellis gives the face. o 3 o How aboot that?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-15 11:10:04 +0000 UTC]

...I was expecting something more.. disturbing ; w; I'm glad you're not like those "others" ...

This will take some time to finish, my love :3

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-15 23:06:12 +0000 UTC]

e we
I'm not one to give out much detail...
Others? D8 IS THIS BAD?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-16 04:40:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah it's bad... I do all kinds of sick and twisted commissions :T I'm broke as fuck and they pay for my food.. That's the real reason why I don't really submit anything on this account. I'm always working between those commissions and my actual school work. But I'll be gettin a real job soon so I'm gonna stop Needless to say, these people are very exploitable if you give them what they want

Hey you wanna see my facebook?? I'm not that scary... ; w; Just made it like an hour ago and nobody has accepted my friend requests! *LOSER*

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-16 20:26:55 +0000 UTC]

o 3 o I kinda see that happening...
Nu, I'm just a Regular Rebecca. = w= Or just very timid.

D8 Don't you ever give them the word that they're getting a bit carried away? o wo What kinda job? *nosy*

I'm not joking when I say this but...I can pay you for the request. o 3 o *flashes moneys* I'M GANGSTER. D8<

D8 YUS! YUS I DO!

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-16 21:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Nope :/ I'm a hoar for their monies... Well I definitely don't draw shotacon or anything I would consider shotacon. FUCK PEDOS!! D8<

Workin at the Service Bureau at my school. Helping people print shit out and shit. Something perfect for a fatass like me :3

I don't want chur money! This is a freeby!!

I shall note you = w=

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-16 21:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Like that one guy and his obsession with Lilo. o 3o Looked closer on his page and people call him a pedophile. = w= It ammuses me.

Because people don't know how to print. XD Fuck, I should get paid for doing that here at home. = w= Lazy jobs are better because you can just sit and do things...like watch pronz.

D8 But I would liek to he- well fine. *Buyspetrock*

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-16 21:44:55 +0000 UTC]

Lmao I called that shit = U= *genius* ...I saw that baby skunk guy on ED! XD I love that site!!

Well it's like a mini Kinko's at my school..I will be workin with a fat white guy who calls me bro! :'D

I have enough furry/yuri/yaoi money to live off for a while C:

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-16 22:30:49 +0000 UTC]

D8 I STILL HAVE A PIC OF HIM ON MY COMP. o 3 o Though... I forgot why I put it on there... D:

Don't get too comfortable...he might have a dildo. > 3 > Just saying.

D8< NEIN!

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-16 23:16:16 +0000 UTC]

OMG you liek him! D8

He can take that dildo and go fuck himself! *not original*

Stop that Hitler talk!! >8U

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-16 23:31:44 +0000 UTC]

No I don't...

DANE COOK *bricks*

; A; Why...why are you so mean to me...?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-17 00:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Sara Silverman is funnier = w=

Cuz you need to learn your place, woman! *slaps ass* Now go cook mah dinner!! >8D

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-17 01:10:56 +0000 UTC]

Daniel Tosh is mah man. o: Dane Cook is not original. Das what I'm sayin' yo.

Senior Bud, I dunno how to cook. ; w;

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-17 01:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol lame..

You'll let me die like some third world child... = w=

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-18 20:45:52 +0000 UTC]

Only because I love you! D8<

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-18 21:42:52 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE ME TOO D:

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-18 22:00:32 +0000 UTC]

Das my line....

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-19 00:16:29 +0000 UTC]

I win?? :3

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-19 04:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Is it bad if I mark off people who thank me for things as spam? o 3 o

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-19 04:18:33 +0000 UTC]

Ummm.. yeah..?... It's not their fault they can't read! Or maybe they keep doin it just to piss you off XD

HEY!!! D8 I have to draw somebody's L4D Hunter OC!! AND OMG ITSA GURL!! ...chur favorite teehee~~

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-19 17:43:29 +0000 UTC]

= 3 =
Honestly, zombies having human emotion, a love life, children, and friends...they're just ruining this for me.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-19 18:15:40 +0000 UTC]

I knew you would love this news... Just wait until you see the finished drawing. SHE'S DIFFERENT AND TOTALLY UNIQUE

I almost feel bad for saying that. But, c'mon ..be a lil creative!!

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-19 18:44:04 +0000 UTC]

No. If she has a hoodie on her Hunter and it covers up her eyes, she's just like the rest of them. >:U

Later -
I looked on her profile. I guess she is creative and unique because apparently one day she was walking down the street and a random zombie attacked her. = w=

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-19 21:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Lmao I like your reasoning.. Like I said, just a hunter with huge tits :/ ...Maybe I should change her outfit a little. You know, so that she doesn't look like a clone of a clone XD

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-19 21:26:17 +0000 UTC]

If I had to do the request I'd do a little patches on the hoodie and make it looked ripped up. [link] Not liek dis though ofcourse. XD

Possibly a survivor attacking her. = w= I'd make the survivor kill her just because I dislike her taste... *notfair*

Everyone always picks the Smoker, Hunter, or Witch. Why not a fuckin' Charger or something? In mah group I'm the Charger. o wo Only because my right arm's muscle is being torn so the left arm is gonna be the big one. 8D WEEEEEEEEEEE.

Spitter is where it's at...

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-20 01:54:13 +0000 UTC]

XD Not a bad idea!! Too bad she isn't a Spitter.... I could've really given her some tig ol' bitties = U= *fapfapfap*

Well, she's just crouching and snarling liek a lil kitty-wolf-thing in my pic.. Not much goin on cuz it's just a quickie, ya know?

What..? You RP that shit? o:

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-20 03:24:12 +0000 UTC]

Yus. = w= Kitties are very violent. I need the energy drinks... *Dead* She should be HONORED IN YOUR PRESENTS. *brick'd*

No. o 3 o I just have a large group of friends and we all love L4D so we just desided to be fucktards one day. = w= Ya feel me, mon?

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-20 04:34:38 +0000 UTC]

LMAO WTF LOOOOOOOLLLLLOLOLLLLOLLLL

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-07-20 04:45:40 +0000 UTC]

o:
I equally share your joy. :3

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ForbiddenImmortality In reply to ??? [2010-07-04 02:09:00 +0000 UTC]

Many txh for watching~~

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Dark-Zelda777 In reply to ??? [2010-07-03 21:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch and the favs!

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Ameko-Shadowsong In reply to ??? [2010-07-02 22:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch! (:

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Nikauri-Susi In reply to ??? [2010-07-02 17:29:56 +0000 UTC]

HEY BROTHA.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Nikauri-Susi [2010-07-03 14:06:05 +0000 UTC]

DUDE WTF GET OFF MY NUTS.
I joke. o wo

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Nikauri-Susi In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-07-04 13:57:03 +0000 UTC]

FFFF
FINE
HAVE YOUR CRUSHED NUTS BACK

LOL I'm just kiddin' with ya ... just wanted to stop by and see how you are. <3

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