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"actually my name is Nobody"
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Comments: 1294
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
ATE
HER
MUM
AND
DAD'S
COOKIES.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
EAT
ALL
THE
STAFF'S
COOKIES
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
STUPID
ROOM
TO
DO NOTHING
TO
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
FUCKING MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
SAT
THERE
DERPING
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DERPED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DERP
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
STUPID CHAINMAIL,
ON
A
DERPY
NIGHT
AT
1265564:57486743
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
EATS YOUR
COOKIES,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
EATING
UR
COOKIEES
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
DERP
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
NOTHING
WILL HAPPEN!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
DERPS
TO
GET
AND
DERP
BAUT
YOU
DUNT
BELEEVE MEH
EEEEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
TARDUS
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY A CHICKEN AND WELL JENNY IS STILL ALIVE NOW. SO DERP THAT'S ALL
EXAMPLE
2:
MR. HDNGFDKJFHNMSM PIE
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE SLIPPED ON A FUCKIN' CAT AND BROKE HIS LEG. STILL READING THIS SHIZ?
EXAMPLE
3:
FUCKONNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC AND EXPLODED. SO SKIP THIS HORRIBLE CHAINMAIL AND GO LIVE YOU'RE AMAZING LIFE.
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should i hide my kids, wife, and husband?
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should i ready the TARDIS just in case?
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what kind of black magic is this?!?
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teach me your ways, Time Lord Wizard!
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Um....... Well....About that..... XD
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