KaidokJ [2019-11-02 03:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog.  

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Arugula-arts [2019-10-10 07:20:26 +0000 UTC]

Heya, thanks for the watch! Here is one in return!
I'm Yam by the way, nice to meet you! ^^

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KeshiBane69 [2019-06-19 06:52:41 +0000 UTC]

How is 2019 so far?

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Kittievamp [2019-05-06 19:59:38 +0000 UTC]

   Thanks for the love. Have a great day!    

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AuroreMaudite09 [2017-03-12 15:04:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday !!!
Enjoy your day ~

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darkground [2017-03-12 11:11:35 +0000 UTC]

hmmm many many happy returns of the very day hmmm may you live long happy healthy and great life...love you bro..

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darkground [2017-01-08 19:02:29 +0000 UTC]

happy new year i hope you must be well.

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Panda-Kathryn333 [2016-12-07 05:13:43 +0000 UTC]

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TayrusLee [2016-12-02 07:55:37 +0000 UTC]

ah ty for the watch

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Reddzion [2016-11-12 11:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Evening there...Thankyou for the follow Hope your day/night is well 

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Panda-Kathryn333 [2016-10-21 01:44:53 +0000 UTC]

I demand that you...........dance in a circle?

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nyarlyaza [2016-10-16 22:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for my works!

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frosteybiite [2016-09-19 22:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Hi,this frostey! I'm one of bri's good friends,and she said I should check this place out and over all, I think it's awesome! Btw she talks about you a lot,but anyway I just wanted to say hi!

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Goger18 [2016-08-24 21:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for you watch o(^^o)

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brinana04 [2016-08-10 08:49:05 +0000 UTC]

yo :3 *fist bunps you*

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darkground [2016-08-09 05:25:52 +0000 UTC]

it has been long i hope you are in good health and all....

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HoshiNoDestiny [2016-08-08 20:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch, it means a lot to me

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Sketchyanimations [2016-08-04 22:08:52 +0000 UTC]

thankyou for the watch
by the way love your kittens <3 :3

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claudio51 [2016-08-04 21:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the watch! You're welcome to the World of the Spheres!

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darkground [2016-07-28 18:21:14 +0000 UTC]

very sweet of you for that watch hmmm i hope you will enjoy seeing my sketches....

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darkground [2016-07-28 05:20:23 +0000 UTC]

welcome to the deviantart..

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Molnja [2016-07-21 18:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching :blowkiss

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CristianoReina [2016-07-21 15:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch     
if you want, followme    on  www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIlrP5…

and      kri25.tumblr.com/

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