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LOVE STORY~~ β₯β₯ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty andhesaid no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever andhesaid no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, andonceagain he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walkedaway,tears streaming down her face t..grabbed her ..............................arm and said....You're... not pretty you'rebeautiful. Idon't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with youforever. And Iwouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... β₯β₯ ~~THEEND~~ β₯β₯.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true lovewillrealize they like you. Something good will happen to you at1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside ofschool,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If youbreakthis chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes,you're safe!
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No words can describe the amount of this post has . . .
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
IβM NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!
One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didnβt click on any link whatsoever. The tab didnβt show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasnβt only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didnβt help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didnβt budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for herβ¦
Lauraβs dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his workβ¦
Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura didβ¦
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...Intense interspecies fantasy rape.
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The conversation that ensued after this comment is priceless.
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Rainbow flavoed shecks. Quite shocking.
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But my icon is her. That's either fapping or *coughincestcough*.
Either way, me gusta.
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Rainbow Dash X Rainbow Dash?
OHGODJEEZUSWHATTHEFUCK SO. AWESOME!
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Oooh! I detect a Rainbow CandyVag. Llego el lecheroooo!
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I got you a CandyVag!
OH BOY WHAT FLAVOR?
Rainbow Flavor.
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Oh, great! I'll take that one home. Ready fer action?
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A'ight, time's up. Let's do this! LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY...!
Now with 20% moar milkywave.
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STICK IT IN.
PLOT DEVICE ACTIVATED.
INITIALIZE CANDYVAG SEQUENCE.
CANDYVAG SEQUENCE INITIALIZED.
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Hope you're not finished in 10 seconds flat!
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*10 minutes later*
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
PS: If you are my future coworker reading this, we were milking a cow. Nothing saucy at all. Nuh-uh.
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I may or may not regret writing that later.
But who cares. LET'S GET DRUNK.
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Orrite, here are the steps, brutha!
>Get alcoholic stuph
>Get sum Good Ol' Fashioned Cola
>Get Cheeseburgers
>Get ponies
>Partay!
>Drink
>Eat
>Drink more
>Get drunk
>Screw ponies
>Drink moar
>Uhhh.... Screw moar!
>Fall asleep
>Wake up in the morning in a pool of yo drool
>???
>PROFIT!!!
...Boy, that sounds like a PLAN!
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The universe is slowly becoming a better place. Far out, dude.
LET'S GET SOME MEAD.
BOO-YAH! Time to inform Pinkie Pie about the EPIC PARTY TIME that will take over the next 2 days of this area.
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We will party... FORRREEEEVVVUUURR.
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