amewican [2016-12-24 15:18:31 +0000 UTC]

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Kissasheep [2016-07-29 05:52:10 +0000 UTC]

One day little bitch-ass lookis from Mother 3 went on the internet.
He saw a picture of his daddy, Sal and this chain letter.
Suddenly Sal came up behind lookis to tell him he's not giving him cummies anymore.
Lookis never got cummies again.
Do you want to end up like Lookis?
Send this to 420 daddies in 69,000 seconds or you'll never get cummies again!

Case 1
Lookis ^

Case 2
The Yee dinosaur sent this to 666 people in .00000000000001 milliseconds wowie wow he got the cummies

Case 3
Sponge bob got the chain letter and sent it to no one.
He still got the cummies tho

*BONUS* Case 4
Wadanohara got this chain letter and sent it to Sal telling him to gtfo of dA
Wadanohara had to wait 4200000000000 years to get another cummie

Copy and paste it, And samekichi will be under yo bed with foxy


doing da bang bang

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windows8isgay [2015-01-10 07:58:51 +0000 UTC]

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windows8isgay [2015-01-10 01:52:16 +0000 UTC]

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windows8isgay [2015-01-09 14:52:39 +0000 UTC]

For the 2 faggots:


windowsvistaflagplz (ultra-troll) = Epic Fail!
Otto-Gunsche-2 [From Hitler parodies] (ultra-troll) = Epic Fail!

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Chocolate--Cake [2014-11-07 02:47:17 +0000 UTC]

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AmyHondaBraginski [2014-11-02 23:44:34 +0000 UTC]

1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!


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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.











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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.


First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.


Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.


Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour

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RAGINGWALRUS [2014-10-23 18:25:26 +0000 UTC]

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PRANKED1 [2014-10-20 14:44:38 +0000 UTC]

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-15 21:18:29 +0000 UTC]

DON'T EVER CLICK THIS PLEASE DON'T

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galaxycaptain [2014-03-15 21:35:17 +0000 UTC]

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Atom-Smasher-Errors [2014-03-05 23:22:02 +0000 UTC]

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krazykitten1001 [2013-09-08 01:03:28 +0000 UTC]

*is on facebook 

me: *reads comment on sum stupid photo 

girl: punch me mom

mom: no way you ass

girl: DO IT NOW

mom: okay

LIKE OUR PAGE VISABLE TO LIKERS ONLY BUT ITS ONLY 18+ NOT FOR KIDS

me: *likes the page*

me: *goes back to comment* 

me: fuck

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StripeKatOwO [2013-03-25 23:23:34 +0000 UTC]

ONCE APON A TIME A BOY LOVED A GIRL. THE GIRL JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE. HE WAS LIKE ERMAHGAD AND JUMPED WITH HER. POST THIS TO OVER 9 TRILLION PAGES OR YOU WILL GO ERMAHGAD AND JUMP OFF THE NEAREST BRIDGE. DO IT WITHIN THE NEXT 1 SEC OR I COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO F*CK YOU BUT NOT IF YOUR A GIRL

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Cascadus [2012-12-28 01:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Hello, my name is Fuckcunt Bitchshit. I have blood on my face. I am scary. If you don't send this to 1231231231231321343434354.3432 people in the next 23.6 nanoseconds, a giant book will come and destroy all of your toilets. Believe me? stupid bitch: nope.
Case 1.
Patty Fuckles
Got this chain mail, didn't believe it. She bought a cat the next day.
Case 2
Zachary Brown
Got the chain mail, and ignored it. After that, he took a shit in the sink and told his mother about birds.
Case 3:
Jacky Bush
He also got the letter. Didn't give a fuck about it. The next day, he ate a sticker.
Send this to 1231231231231321343434354.3432, or god will kill a toilet.
0 people: Nothing.
10 people: Nothing.
20 people: Nothing.
30 people: Nothing.
40 people: Nothing.
50 people: Nothing.
60 people: Nothing.
70 people: Nothing.
80 people: Nothing.
90 people: Nothing.
100 people: Nothing.

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delilah-the-kitty [2012-12-15 15:29:46 +0000 UTC]

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AskBerri [2012-05-17 22:40:34 +0000 UTC]

Watching a plz account=

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xXBrowniepupsXx [2012-05-16 01:33:29 +0000 UTC]

i am a regular person pretending to be a person u cant get out of this unless u keep scrolling, close page, ignore, ect. so michael jackson thinks u killed his giraffe and his gorilla thing, bubbles so he will not kill you cuz he is dead and this message is fake here are some cases

Jo Annison sent this to 0 people and at 12:00 she was already asleep (weirdo Jo) so when she woke up her mother found her body under the bed, not dead cuz she was playing hide and seek with a yellow glove

Cameron Poo sent this to 3 people then he woke up and his hands were all red but then he remembered he was eating hot dogs last night and it was just dry ketchup

BOB sent this to 20 people, including his pet egg Mr. Eggenbottom then at 12:00 his lights flickered and his tv flashed but thats cuz the power went out


remember,
0 people: nothing will happen
5 people: nothing will happen
20+ people: nothing will happen

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papoilademare [2012-03-16 16:14:26 +0000 UTC]

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Legendary-Soldier [2012-02-11 02:08:21 +0000 UTC]

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ok, F*** YOU i will now say.......



.......THE GAME

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edpNINTENDO22 [2012-01-02 16:21:06 +0000 UTC]

I think it's funny that this one is called 'Epic fail' when it looks better than ...

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