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# Statistics
Favourites: 6; Deviations: 138; Watchers: 12
Watching: 4; Pageviews: 6878; Comments Made: 51; Friends: 4
# Comments
Comments: 34
9thdoctor [2006-08-01 03:48:03 +0000 UTC]
Yeah so Im randomly bothering you for no reason seeing as how you never check this.
Arent I so clever
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sound-attack [2005-11-28 22:24:03 +0000 UTC]
hi.
i'm kindof totally in love with your style.
i'm so inspired!
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PhthaloGypsy [2005-07-24 17:52:20 +0000 UTC]
-This is Chris, on phthalo's cpu.-
Looks nice dear, some of these I don't believe I
d seen before, and I think on the whole they definately show growth-which is always a good thing.
Hoping you're doing well and all that jazz-I'll see you in the fall
-cmart
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pinklock3 [2005-04-24 05:55:25 +0000 UTC]
pretty awesome gallery you have here; keep up the great work!
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dabean [2005-04-06 22:23:29 +0000 UTC]
I was hoping you had a page here! Man, all kinds of MICAns are popping up out of the woodwork...
Now I can happily get my fill of Jess-awesomeness :3
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Dan-YELL [2004-05-02 01:33:39 +0000 UTC]
Wonderful gallery. It's hard sometimes to put one's finger on what makes someone talented. Some people just "are". Way to be.
Keep it up.
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sean4 [2004-04-29 15:34:02 +0000 UTC]
i love your gallery. on top of that you became a deviant on my birthday...that's cool.
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languageobscure [2004-04-04 08:16:58 +0000 UTC]
I was going to just browse through your gallery and comment on something I liked, but then there were many things I liked. Far too many for me to sit here and give appreciation to in one sitting at 4.17 in the morning. So I'm watching you, and I hope you don't mind.
[besides, you know what 'exquisite corpse' is.]
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functioneris [2004-02-08 23:43:22 +0000 UTC]
i realize.
but syntax means a lot to me.
i'm taking shakespeare currently and i'm somewhat suspicious that the teacher words her essay prompts to catch all of those bad-bad-artists who haven't actually read macbeth.
if you can't get a job as a printmaking major and i can't get any satisfactory commissions as an illustrator lets steal a school bus and live in a deep-woodsy somewhere.
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evanjensen In reply to functioneris [2004-02-09 03:09:32 +0000 UTC]
Hehe. Shakespeare teachers are crafty buggers. *nods sagely* There's a class here on that fellow(s) but I didn't get around to taking it when it was offered... which honestly bothers me because they got to go see the amazing production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" that was on here in DC. *growls* Sold out shows.
Hmm, well, all for syntax then. *smiles, shrugs* I'm a personal sort of perfectionist when it comes to my own speech, but others' only bothers me when it becomes incoherent through stupidity. Besides I like using weird phrasings for things.
*grins widely* I know the perfect string of mountains in the Appalachian range, somewhere in eastern Tennessee. *nods* And can we paint the bus like the Merry Pranksters, only less gaudy?
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evanjensen [2004-02-04 05:55:07 +0000 UTC]
So you know the Joanna, too, eh? *bows* Howdy from DC.
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functioneris In reply to evanjensen [2004-02-08 04:55:24 +0000 UTC]
know joanna indeed.
bowing is so courtly.
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evanjensen In reply to functioneris [2004-02-08 06:14:04 +0000 UTC]
Well, I don't know if I'd be down with being courtly all the time... I think the general air of pretention would eventually cause me to snap and chew on all the highborn.
But in limited circumstances, I supposedly come across as bizarrely formal.
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functioneris In reply to evanjensen [2004-02-08 04:55:13 +0000 UTC]
know joanna indeed.
bows are so courtly.
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evanjensen In reply to functioneris [2004-02-08 06:14:40 +0000 UTC]
Aw, but art school is what holds the blame or so much of our nonesense these days.
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functioneris In reply to evanjensen [2004-02-08 14:10:53 +0000 UTC]
but i already claim that i count on my finger's cause i'm an illustration major, and i imagine that it'd reflect on my intellect rather poorly if knocked both "math" and "english" off my list of 'i can'.
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evanjensen In reply to functioneris [2004-02-08 22:32:59 +0000 UTC]
*laughs* But despite mathematical dis-leanings, the art types are usually such voracious readers. You can't blame all of it on these schools, but maybe simply on our lack of forced and standardized writing? ; p Besides which, you realize the comment we're discussing made sense either way, really. *nods*
Can I claim I can't actually get a real job because I'm a printmaking major?
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functioneris In reply to functioneris [2004-02-08 05:00:54 +0000 UTC]
ugh, i'd hoped to catch that before it was posted.
(as tempting as it is i don't particularly want to blame my grammer on art school)
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pencillicious [2003-12-03 17:29:40 +0000 UTC]
Okay...people are just cracked for not having you on their watchlists....
Found you through that super hero sketch of yours this morning....lovely work. Kudos. ^^
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dirtsa [2003-11-21 21:03:02 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for your comment, Radiohead is the best band ever.
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sphish [2003-10-31 05:17:52 +0000 UTC]
I think you need to improve the quality of your submissions. I think that lately you have submitted some sketches that should have stayed at home.
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timpeters In reply to sphish [2003-11-10 03:40:58 +0000 UTC]
I thought those abstract sketches were pretty ace. *shrugs*
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sphish In reply to timpeters [2003-11-10 04:58:25 +0000 UTC]
i dont know, maybe theyre just too sketchy or maybe i dont know what the hell i should think anymore.
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timpeters In reply to sphish [2003-11-12 02:50:21 +0000 UTC]
Oh, it's fine. It's all opinion anyway ^.^
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functioneris In reply to sphish [2003-11-03 16:49:40 +0000 UTC]
thanks for the thought... however, unless you're referring to the stuff that blatently says that its uploaded only for the sake of getting online so that it can be used for other things, i'm afraid that i disagree with you.
i appreciate your commentary though, and'll make a point of checking out your stuff.
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timpeters [2003-10-27 17:24:14 +0000 UTC]
I much like your art! Very nice ^.^ Especially your shading and use of color...subtle and sublime.
Hail Eris!
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metalgirli [2003-05-26 05:02:12 +0000 UTC]
jess i'm surprised that i hadn't come to your devart site before... your stuff is amazing. nicely done everything! i heart you!
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crystalcage [2003-04-28 20:49:44 +0000 UTC]
you got some great stuff
man i'm glad i found your work!
woo hoooo
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fukenrights [2003-04-10 22:29:34 +0000 UTC]
Tag! you're it!
I chose C!
"Whoa, there's something in the air tonight
something that makes me feel alive and i say
whoa, what were the words that you said to me
that made me feel so special now"
I was tagged by with John Mayer "Why Georgia"
Please check out journal if you do not understand...
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spyed [2003-04-10 10:21:38 +0000 UTC]
Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.
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lockedinside [2003-04-09 17:27:38 +0000 UTC]
Tag your it
I choose C
"Day, is here fading
That's when, I would say
I flirt with suicide
Sometimes to kill the pain"
I was tagged by with X-Japan-Drain
Check out `liquify's journal for rules if you're confused.
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