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I always lie siski
2018 wasn't the year I counted down your birthday :""^<
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2018 is the year I actually do your birthday countdown properly
i feel it
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soon it'll be a countdown to your birthday nerd
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all anyone can see is me
commenting
on this
rad ass
page
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yO
ily broski
ily u with all my heart man
u a good person bro
hella gr888
amazing bff
best
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10/10 rating for being an amazing person
100/100 for all that mad skill
1000/1000 for being hilarious
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ok, your account is pretty much dead, but that doesn't mean ican't still comment
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in a land far, far, far, FAR away
lived a small rock
he wanted to be one of those big ol burly type of rocks, but he couldn't be one of them. Rocky, the small rock, was sad about this. He wished every night to be like those rocks. Those rocks were groovy and suave, and he wanted to be a cool dude too
so rocky decided to get a total glam over! He went over to this weird, old rickety building and threw down a hundred dollar bill and went "give me that glam jam" and the woman leaned over the desk. She scratched her head. SHE couldn't HEAR rocky?! Rocky, he was more than pissed, he was sour. Very, very sour. Because he popped in some good sour blasts a few minutes ago, and now he was paying the price. Literally.Β
so rocky, his mouth freaking the frick out, ran to the nearest puddle and dunked in. He felt good after that nice cool puddle rescued his sour patch taste buds. He wasn't going to give up yet. No way, rocky was better than that. So, he went back in. He threw down 5 cents, and went "GIVE ME THAT JAM JAM GLAM MAN!" The woman looked wide-eyed. "S'cuse me, who the frick frack are u, dude duudete?"Β
She wasn't really good with english
Rocky, chillaxing, threw down another 1 cent and went "MY GLAM. JAM. GLAM."He exaggerated every word. The woman peered down, and squinted.Β "OL Jolly hOy, sir?!"
Rocky, taking off his shades, which he obviously had up until this point, looked this woman dead in the eye and saidΒ
"glam man jam ham... makeup."Β
The woman finally understood! HOLY THAT WAS LIKE DAYS. And so rocky got a make over.Β
Except, he didn't end up looking like those buff rocks, and ended up looking like a fergilicous, super puckered lip, hips don't lie fashionable lad and he was the happiest lil rock to ever live.Β
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nobody knows how groove like me
i'm too bootylicious yO
also,, bff is like beautiful fabulous friend
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marshmallows
do you mean
maSHTHEMmallows
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gET reADY for ALL that CHriSTMas FuN TImes
take oUt yoUR reefs aND CANdY CaNES
BECausE it'S tImE foR HOt choCOLaTe
and SnOW dAyS
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once upon a time
there was a fish
his name was "Sir lefton temill" and he was a great persuader
On tuesday, he began wondering "why does my life work?" and i can agree that this was an alternating moment for sir lefton temill.Β
So Sir went out into the middle of nowhere to stare at the sand under hisΒ
butt... and gasped. He had sat on some type of device!!!
oh no...
sir realized that it was just an empty chip bag. What a sad occurrence for ol Sir.
BUT this didn't stop Sir from achieving his life long dream: to figure out his existence.
He always pondered this question from his birth and now he was finally going to figure it out!
After, a short break.
After a 2 day break
after a year break
after a 3 year break
after a 5 year break...
Sir smacked his head accidentally while he was scanning some type of important document for some important magazine, called "Wazzup homie Jay". What a nice magazine, sir surely thought. But after some rubbing and some nice words, Sir got an ERICKA moment! He needed to understand why, why he was here.
It made sense, because sir was a fish and was somehow living on land. He bolted for the nearest door. It seemed sir couldn't quite distinguish a door from a window, and fell 3 floors onto the.. nice bouncy house set up coincidentally where he was going to land. What a joyful surprise. After calming down from a near death experience, sir kept on going and smacked into someone carrying 1000 cans and they went everywhere.
the person yelled angrily. Sir gulped and said "dude plz chillax, i was just tryna figure out my existance" and the person smiled and leaned in
"i know. i know ur existence. It is to be a cook." Sir looked wide-eyed. If only sir knew the truth behind those words.
And now the person brought out a delicious dish
and sir was eaten down, finally happy to understand his purpose in life
THE ENDΒ
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why do I always mess up the countdown boi?
4 MOREEE~!!!!!!!!Β
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thIs time I won't mess up the countdown to your birthday when it comes around
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Rock my world until the sunlight
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Daddy dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a dominoΒ
(i can't believe I thought that was how the lyrics went)
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Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
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yO siski, we need to watch more of that k-drama when you come back.
it's so intenSe
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we didn't even play just dance that much,
what has the world come to
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please give the dead stamp a funeral and replace itt
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Update, update this page
Update
update man
update
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VR OOOM
VR OOOM
WHY THE HECK DO I ALWAYS RUIN THE COUNT DOWN
TO YOUR
BIRTHDAY
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Snip snopsΒ
Flappy flops
Tippy taps
Hurt des nurt
Skidders
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