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# Statistics
Favourites: 12; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 6
Watching: 4; Pageviews: 5202; Comments Made: 39; Friends: 4
# Comments
Comments: 35
TehMomo [2009-04-12 06:19:34 +0000 UTC]
I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, DEREK?
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!
NOTHINGGG!
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ForgottenCreation23 [2008-03-29 19:11:23 +0000 UTC]
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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spyed [2003-04-10 10:18:02 +0000 UTC]
Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.
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norithics [2003-04-05 07:57:02 +0000 UTC]
You have got to be the singly most funny, badassed and ridiculously good looking person I have ever seen.
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beleg [2003-02-03 21:55:34 +0000 UTC]
tain, il porte bien son nom, idiotsavant ... il pourrait meem enlever savant ...
mérci pour le commentaire
et pis euuuh, je sias pas exactement quoi dire ...
je vais peut etre avoir mon desssin publié dans le journal (si c'est le cas je publie le scan pis je l'encadre (le journal)
et pis ouah la webcam, je reconnais la fille tout en haut, celle qui ouvre la bouche betement et qui a des lunettes vertes !
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idiotsavant [2003-01-30 22:36:32 +0000 UTC]
Honestly thats not satire. I am fully aware of what satire is. What you did is not satire. Whats the irony? That your 22 and you put out the work of a elementary student? Is that the irony that im supposed to be seeing. Nice work the stupid emo on me. And if you feel that i judged you harshly than fine you can call me on that... im sorry if i ended upsetting the feeble minded.
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beleg [2003-01-15 17:31:57 +0000 UTC]
héhéhé
oué, la dark side du mighty croissant est toujours bitter-sweet, mais on ne le sait pas toujours
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moon-pearl [2003-01-15 12:08:59 +0000 UTC]
finelment, c'est le trucs les plus simples qui sont les plus trippants! continue sur cette vois, la force est avec toi!
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beleg [2003-01-14 17:46:53 +0000 UTC]
Salut copain !
merci pour les commentaires en pagaille, et pour le favori
vraiment merci
alors pour le truc, je suis droitier, et j'ai dessiné ma main droite, avec ma main droite (c'est donc ca que tu appelles magicien ? merci )
Yawny Faerie, je l'aime bien, mais ej me suis rendu compte apres coup que les bistouilles que j'aavis ajoutées totu autour n'avaient aucun interet et que ca gachait la chose ...
j'aurais du faire les ailes
et pis la chocolatine ...
quelle histoire, cette chocolatine ... quelle trépindante histoire d'amour avons nous vécu, elle et moi
et on continue à s'aimer, meme apres l'épreuve que nous avons du affronter
vois-tu, un jour je me susi fait tenter
par un croissant...
c'est vrai, je n'aurais aps du succomber, mais ...il avait l'air tellement délicieux, fondant, tout chaud, dans la vitrine, a coté de la chocolatine qui faisait pale figure
je n'ai pas hésité, ce jour la...
depuis, je regrette mon geste. Le croissant n'était pas aussi bon. Il etait sec.
je me suis réconcilié avec Chocolatine, et depuis, elle m'a pardonné, et de nouveau nous filons le grand amour
pourvu que ca dure
treve de balivernes.
un de ces jours faudra que j'aille "sérieusement" parler à Chocolatine.
Enfin, quoi que soit son nom, j'ai plein de trucs à lui dire...
d'ici là, bonne continuation
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francophones [2003-01-14 11:52:06 +0000 UTC]
woups, j'ai pas encore eu le temps de commenter
je le fais tout de suite (le matin, c pas le moment idéal )
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kayne [2003-01-13 18:27:54 +0000 UTC]
Thanks a lot for the fav on Rope and Ladder . Very much appreciated.
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beleg [2003-01-08 20:10:04 +0000 UTC]
thanks for commenting, master
I'm glad you appreciate my work.
I know it's still poor of meaning, but i'm working on a piece that will be more powerfull
- Joachim
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beleg [2003-01-06 18:11:38 +0000 UTC]
Si ca t'intéresse de voir que tu as des émules
[link]
le ZoolandArt est super important, c'est l'essence même de la vie
du sans plom 98, je pense, pasque sinon la vie, ca puerait le diesel
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nasigoreng [2002-12-31 17:33:24 +0000 UTC]
zoolander... hmmm I just love that movie! So funny!
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beleg [2002-12-27 23:51:07 +0000 UTC]
I forgot to comment your works, Derek !
forgive me, i'll do it as soon as I have time enough to think and understand your Art !
and continue !
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deirdre [2002-12-16 01:49:12 +0000 UTC]
just dropped by to say i you sweetie
i'm outta DA for the reason you know, and i'm scared to come back, and pour my heart in my journal or pictures again. but i'll be back, cause i keep doing mistakes..."she's my favorite mistaaaaake"...huh...we'll talk about how i've destroyed everything some other time...
anyhow, good luck for your exams darling, and many
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keiross [2002-11-29 15:15:49 +0000 UTC]
Zut alors!!!!!! You have some funny shit.........
My personal favourite is 'what war is' and all the subsequent responses.
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deirdre [2002-11-28 14:03:52 +0000 UTC]
derek, it's not fair if you fav my whole gallery
naaah, kidding ya thanks a bunch ! and thanks too for your kind words
ya, sweetie
have a nice day.
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deirdre [2002-11-25 12:18:38 +0000 UTC]
ooooh, marfi bein pour le commentaire et
c gentiiiiiiiil
bon, a part ca...ben...je part bosser @ la fnac bientot....
bonne journee toua
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freespot [2002-11-20 10:26:52 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for very much for your great comments and the fav! Very appreciated.
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deirdre [2002-11-15 13:46:46 +0000 UTC]
wééééééééééééééééééé !!! c'est délire !
bienviendu sur DA nalex, plein de et
et
et
vala, t'as pu k'a poster de l'Ââârt
bizousss
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