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13foxywolf666 β The Turbotime App Was Doomed From The Start
Published: 2013-09-03 21:33:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 3370; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 0
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While I never played it (I don't have the right equipment and didn't hear of it until it was off the market), I did see some screenshots of it when I was browsing Google. It just amused me to think of it crashing from internal sabotage like the game in the movie. Blue twin Terri never forgets, motherfucker!
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"Turbotime needs more chicks" This shared opinion of ours was what inspired the creation of Terri. 
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xD My headcanon is that the twins can be boys or girls (or one of each) depending on the console. If they were ALL girls... poor Turbo!
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In all honestly didn't give much thought to other consoles. Now that you bring it to mind, I have to wonder how our dear pal King Candy was able to keep his ruse up for so long. If Sugar Rush was a widespread game, you'd think someone would have played it at a Dave N Busters or another arcade besides Litwak's and said "Hey! Where did that weird-looking old fart come from? He wasn't in this game at Dave N Busters!" Or since the main part of the movie is set in the internet era, you'd think someone who knew a lot about the game from its web reviews and wiki page would say "There's no King Candy in this game! There's a princess!" And if the characters overheard, old KC would have some explaining to do... 
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xD Oh gosh that would be his worst nightmare. Sequel idea! Everyone finds doubles of themselves and it gets confusing!
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Especially if Turbo's double is a sweetheart.
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That would be disturbingly adorable. xD
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Someone did something quite close. 
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Oh. xD Yup. Those pictures popped up everywhere when the real Turbotime game was released.
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I even did one myself recently (still needs colour), though it takes a slightly weirder approach.
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LAWL omg I could so see Turbo coping a feel and lifting the other twins skirts when Terri isn't looking! XDDDDD
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And getting decked with their racing helmets.
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Oh dear
Turbo Charge: Dad they are waay out of you league.
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SHUSH! Daddy's trying to score! I don't need your commentary!
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*fucking thing finished before I was done*
Syndicate: DA FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE MINE, BITCH!
*grabs him by the tongue and WALKS. AWAY.*
Ruthless: >< Oh dear, I get this feeling this is the prelude to really, really kinky painful BDSM sex for him....
Syndicate: Reward him for sex for looking at other woman? FUCK NO!
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Hey lady, I'm not a monogamist! You knew that when you signed on to have my kid, so don't go punishing me for living my life the way I choose.
I'm on Turbo's side this time.
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Yes, and she doesn't give a damn, because that's just the way Syndicate is. She's decided that you ARE a monogamist, or at least that you're in an open relatonship with her that at this moment she doesn't particularly want to be open. I'd advise against arguing with her. Maybe, if you kiss up to her enough, she'll let it open again.
Ruthless: Seriously, you know he's a manwhore, and since when do you date--
Syndicate:
Ruthless:
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It's okay Turbo, when you're on my turf, you're mine, and you can do whatever you want.
Thee Thyndicate? She at least rethpects my wishes!
PFFF!
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Syndicate: Hmmm....how about this? Open. Relationship. You can have ALL the kinky sex you want and I can go from horse to human to anthro if it so pleases you.
But don't piss me off.
Me:
Ruthless:
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Would Ruthless like a glass of cinnamon schnapps?
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Syndicate: DA FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE MINE, BITCH!
*grabs him by the tongue and WALKS. AWAY.*
Ruthless: >< Oh dear, I get this feeling this is the prelude to really, really kinky painful BDSM sex for him....
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Turbo Charged: Β * grabs Turbo on the but and drags him away*
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Speed Demon: 
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Turbo Charged: 
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Speed:
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Turbo Charged: :3Β
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(I think Charged is my new favorite of theΒ Checkmate Stable horses
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What happened to this world? I thought kids were supposed to do what their parents said, not the other way around!
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Turbo Charged: what do you think Speed Demon would do to you?
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I have never laughed so hard.
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Do you mind if I draw Turbo Charged as a grown-up?
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Yes you may.
OneΒ of these day I'll try to draw Speed DemonΒ as a anthro.
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Your welcome
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What are the other 2 girls names? Sherri and Berri?
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