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bluelagoonloon In reply to ??? [2014-01-24 03:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Never!!! He and I are going on our 2nd Honeymoon in Bali, where we will make out on the beach under the stars on a bed of flowers. So

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Aveline555 In reply to bluelagoonloon [2014-01-24 12:02:34 +0000 UTC]

But he cheated on you for me! Go ask him yourself!!!We got married yesterday and that so called "Honeymoon" of yours is where we are going tomorrow!

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bluelagoonloon In reply to Aveline555 [2014-01-25 04:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Ha! You wish. We got married before you were born! And we're going to go cliff diving with spider monkeys tomorrow! So have fun with  your fantasies of having what you can never get because me and my pet cactus know he is MINE!!!

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Aveline555 In reply to bluelagoonloon [2014-01-26 05:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? Did you know this is in your dream? In reality i'm in bed with the most good-looking guy in the universe alive and you are in bed on the streets with a hobo! The reason is because he kicked you out so he culd beingz wuth me!!!

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bluelagoonloon In reply to Aveline555 [2014-01-28 08:10:13 +0000 UTC]

So you think. But unfortunately, this isn't Inception, so your dream within a dream will never be a reality because he iz with me forevah!

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bluelagoonloon In reply to bluelagoonloon [2014-01-31 04:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Ha! So you think! But within that inception of an inception, there is an alternate reality where you believe he is with you but he is actually WITH MEH! And we are dancing with Cookie Monster in Sweden!

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Aveline555 In reply to bluelagoonloon [2014-01-28 13:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? This is an inception of your inception, so he is actually...*wakes up and handsome guy*...With my dog????

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MooseFate In reply to ??? [2014-01-24 01:18:11 +0000 UTC]

*steps up to both of you* No, he's mine!! DX

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Aveline555 In reply to MooseFate [2014-01-24 11:59:40 +0000 UTC]

SILENCE YOU PUNY FLY!!!I SAW HIM FIRST! 

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-13 16:06:06 +0000 UTC]

FUCK OFF 
HE'S MINE 
*SHOOTS WITH RAINBOW FART GUN*
BITCH

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-13 16:33:11 +0000 UTC]

*Uses a unicorn shield* HA! IN YO FACE!!! My unicorn is ten times stronger than your silly little weasel of a rainbow fart gun! *Eats him*

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-14 00:19:31 +0000 UTC]

FINE YOU WIN ;;

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-14 13:40:02 +0000 UTC]

*Barfs him back up*...Dammit. Fine you can have it.

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-14 21:14:40 +0000 UTC]

YAY

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-15 12:51:00 +0000 UTC]

LETS THROW A PARTEH!!!  

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-15 20:28:16 +0000 UTC]

K!

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-15 20:38:25 +0000 UTC]

*A tree falls on me*

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-15 21:22:03 +0000 UTC]

OHNOES

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-16 13:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Leave me! Go on without me!

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-17 19:54:30 +0000 UTC]

NO!!!!!
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU!

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-17 20:06:42 +0000 UTC]

YOU MUST! For Rainbow poop land! 

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-17 20:22:15 +0000 UTC]

FINE!
IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-17 20:41:49 +0000 UTC]

GOODBYE! Here take this!*Gives a zambie* It will help you in your journey!

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-18 15:46:09 +0000 UTC]

Alright! 

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-18 17:17:28 +0000 UTC]

*Is eaten by fluffy fruit*

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-18 23:48:40 +0000 UTC]

;;

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-19 08:27:52 +0000 UTC]

x-x

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-19 14:54:21 +0000 UTC]

IM SORRRRRRRRRRRY!
*Banishes*

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-19 20:58:35 +0000 UTC]

*the curtains close*
Audience:                      

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BLEEDINGBUNNIES In reply to Aveline555 [2014-04-20 03:50:17 +0000 UTC]

Okay lets go home and fuck the stickman.

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Aveline555 In reply to BLEEDINGBUNNIES [2014-04-20 09:51:13 +0000 UTC]

HELL YEAH!

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MooseFate In reply to Aveline555 [2014-02-17 00:37:31 +0000 UTC]

D:

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Aveline555 In reply to MooseFate [2014-02-17 13:03:48 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-07-13 22:28:54 +0000 UTC]

EHM NU...


HE LOVES ME

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-07-14 18:30:19 +0000 UTC]

How sure r u?

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-07-18 21:21:11 +0000 UTC]

oh i am very sure

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-07-19 15:26:50 +0000 UTC]

How sure is that?

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-07-19 19:28:57 +0000 UTC]

....


AS SURE AS CHEESE

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-07-19 19:52:16 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE CHEESE! Can i haz some plz????

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-07-19 20:10:24 +0000 UTC]

NO ITS ALL MINE 


*jumps into pile of cheese*


okay, you can have some

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-07-19 20:22:45 +0000 UTC]

You're too kind weird stranger! I shall take'th but one. 
Cheese: So WILL I!!!!*Eats me*

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-07-28 21:23:54 +0000 UTC]

0.o

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-07-29 18:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Cheese: You're next...

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-08-01 19:19:36 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-08-02 19:48:37 +0000 UTC]

box: I'll save you! *Grabs you and flies into the sunset*

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-08-03 19:51:28 +0000 UTC]

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-08-05 17:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Box: It's all better now. Eat this*Hands over slugs*

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-08-05 17:55:23 +0000 UTC]

...


only if you put cheese on it.

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Aveline555 In reply to Smoki8 [2014-08-06 18:43:41 +0000 UTC]

CHEESE!? ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?! THATS ILLEGAL!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!
...Should i say hi to them for you?

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Smoki8 In reply to Aveline555 [2014-08-08 19:42:11 +0000 UTC]

CHEESE.....ILLEGAL??

WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYY

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