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so, when i was in 8th grade, we had a class where basically diff teachers had clubs, kinda, so i was in the chess club, bc chess is dope, so anyways, ever since 5th grade, id get written up almost every day, so i already had a target on my back. so, one day, my friend and i were messing around, and playing w 2 rulers, not the yard stick rulers, but the small ones, and we werent running around or anything, we were in our seats doing it, so then another friend wanted to do it, and he has a fro, so i say ok, and, underhand toss it, like if u were to pass a ball to a 4yo, who was like, 3ft in front of u, so i underhand toss it so that it lands on his fro, and the teacher yells at me abt how i harmed him and a bunch of other bs. he writes me up, i go to the deans office, and explain to her what happened, she called down a few of my friends who were around and the kid i tossed the ruler to, and all of them agreed that i didnt hurt him or anything, it was a light toss, so she doesnt care. so the next week, bc we had the chess club on wednesday and my friend and i were messing around again, so he pretends to hit me, j to make me flinch bc we were talking abt reactions and stuff, so i say "do it u wont" and he starts to hammer his hand on the top of my head, now he didnt do it so that it hurt, but to be able to say that he did hit me, so it didnt hurt at all, but the teacher said "hey dont do that." same teacher btw, and i look at him like r u serious, and he goes "what." so i say "u j saw him hit me and all u said was 'hey dont do that.' but when i toss a ruler and it lands on his head i get written up?!" and he says "aww did it hurt" in a baby voice and stuff, so i say, and in retrospect, i really shouldnt have said this, but he always yelled at me for nothing, like i would b playing chess on my chromebook and playing someone online bc i was really good and my friends sucked, so he would yell at me for that, and another one of my friends was literally in the back of the room, looking at a patrick maholmes jersey, and he didnt care that she was doing it, but i play chess on my chromebook and im sinning. So what i say, is this "No,it didnt hurt, but did it hurt when ur wife left u" and the room gets silent, so i obviously get written up, understandable, but yea. also sry for this being so long (thats what he said)

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so, when i was in 8th grade, we had a class where basically diff teachers had clubs, kinda, so i was in the chess club, bc chess is dope, so anyways, ever since 5th grade, id get written up almost every day, so i already had a target on my back. so, one day, my friend and i were messing around, and playing w 2 rulers, not the yard stick rulers, but the small ones, and we werent running around or anything, we were in our seats doing it, so then another friend wanted to do it, and he has a fro, so i say ok, and, underhand toss it, like if u were to pass a ball to a 4yo, who was like, 3ft in front of u, so i underhand toss it so that it lands on his fro, and the teacher yells at me abt how i harmed him and a bunch of other bs. he writes me up, i go to the deans office, and explain to her what happened, she called down a few of my friends who were around and the kid i tossed the ruler to, and all of them agreed that i didnt hurt him or anything, it was a light toss, so she doesnt care. so the next week, bc we had the chess club on wednesday and my friend and i were messing around again, so he pretends to hit me, j to make me flinch bc we were talking abt reactions and stuff, so i say "do it u wont" and he starts to hammer his hand on the top of my head, now he didnt do it so that it hurt, but to be able to say that he did hit me, so it didnt hurt at all, but the teacher said "hey dont do that." same teacher btw, and i look at him like r u serious, and he goes "what." so i say "u j saw him hit me and all u said was 'hey dont do that.' but when i toss a ruler and it lands on his head i get written up?!" and he says "aww did it hurt" in a baby voice and stuff, so i say, and in retrospect, i really shouldnt have said this, but he always yelled at me for nothing, like i would b playing chess on my chromebook and playing someone online bc i was really good and my friends sucked, so he would yell at me for that, and another one of my friends was literally in the back of the room, looking at a patrick maholmes jersey, and he didnt care that she was doing it, but i play chess on my chromebook and im sinning. So what i say, is this "No,it didnt hurt, but did it hurt when ur wife left u" and the room gets silent, so i obviously get written up, understandable, but yea. also sry for this being so long (thats what he said)