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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to ??? [2013-02-19 21:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Hmm perhaps I shall talk to him...

Ah but at least you manage to speak your feelings for him. I don't tell Bit how I feel about him... And I don't think I ever will- even though we are 'together'...

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 21:38:15 +0000 UTC]

feelings..? we kind of try to divert the topic of 'feelings' actually.
nothing to say, actions speak louder than words, that kinda shit i guess.

...hm, what is it you are so afraid of with your interest?

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 21:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh? That's no fun. You human have so many feelings to speak of. We Hell-Beasts.... not so much.

I'm not afraid.... I just... Demons don't say things like 'I love you' they try not to tie themselves down.... Perhaps I am afraid. I'm afraid Bit won't think of me the same if he saw how human I truly am...

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 21:44:06 +0000 UTC]

eh? wait--do i know more about you than Bitter?

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 21:47:24 +0000 UTC]

............. Yes....

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 21:49:33 +0000 UTC]

aww! how flattering!

...odd, you trust me over your significant other, but flattering none the less~

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 21:55:02 +0000 UTC]

It is not that I trust you more it is that I simply don't care what you think of me. You could laugh in my face about how human I am- I'd get over it and kill you, but it Bitter did that.......

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 21:56:24 +0000 UTC]

........... -gets out violin covered in duct tape and starts playing-

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 21:57:51 +0000 UTC]

*breaks violin again* No.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 21:58:32 +0000 UTC]

damnit alfred! always breaking my shit.

...so whos bitter. ill talk to him for you~

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Learn to play, maybe I won't break the violin.

HA. Like I'd trust you talking to him.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:03:00 +0000 UTC]

aw, i thought we were establishing trust finally. whats the worst i could possibly do.

...and maybe i would learn to play if someone stopped breaking my shit

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:05:42 +0000 UTC]

Tell him everything.

.... Sorry.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:08:08 +0000 UTC]

would if be that bad if i told him?
i could play matchmaker~
-cringes- okay...now i can see why you would be slightly worried about me talking to him, im pretty sure id fail at that.

....an apology? you alright?

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Good. You are not allowed to speak with him.

Yes. Fine. It was wrong of me to break your violin.

But it was wrong of you to abuse it in such a way!

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:14:45 +0000 UTC]

very well, i shall never offer up my services to you again...alfred~

...i wasnt intentionally abusing it -sulks- im in the learning stage damnit.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:19:39 +0000 UTC]

I thought you didn't care for music? Did you lie?

Well I did too so...

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:22:07 +0000 UTC]

eh..?? you lied about something?

...and im only interested in the violin for some reason.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:26:23 +0000 UTC]

I lied about not enjoying music. I simply did not enjoy you mutilated excuse for it.

Well you should give up on the violin. You have no talent.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:30:27 +0000 UTC]

you're probably right.

...while im giving up on the violin, you should probably give up on being a demon altogether, what with your 'human nature' holding you back from your true potential~

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:32:45 +0000 UTC]

I-.... But I-....

Fuck. Now I'm depressed again. Stop that.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:33:48 +0000 UTC]

...this is what i mean by human nature--lighten up alfred <3

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:35:15 +0000 UTC]

No. You're right. I should give up.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:38:23 +0000 UTC]

alfred stopppppppppp.

you need to be alive or else ill have no drinking partner.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:44:22 +0000 UTC]

You can drink with your 1p.

I'll just go be... Nonexistent or whatever.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:46:43 +0000 UTC]

-grabs shoulders- alfred stop.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Make me.

I can be depressed if I want.

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:50:16 +0000 UTC]

-sigh- you truly cannot take a joke.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Nope I can't you're right. I suck. I should die.

Feel the guilt yet?

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2p-HRE In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:52:39 +0000 UTC]

i never feel guilt~

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to 2p-HRE [2013-02-19 22:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Ugh. Good for you.

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 22:57:12 +0000 UTC]

-smashes you and 2phres faces together forcing you two to kiss-

J-Jeez..Just confess already you beautiful lovebirds, hehe..

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:05:04 +0000 UTC]

GAH-!! I'M TAINTED...

Well I'm a demon so I'm already tainted... But still! That was disgusting! *grabs you by the neck* I'LL KILL YOU!

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 23:06:09 +0000 UTC]

APWELFKGPAIDPOKAPDIHY

*slaps at your hands*

IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:09:10 +0000 UTC]

*chokes you for a few moments before dropping you* ugh now I need to cleanse my mouth.... *pulls out holy water*

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 23:11:09 +0000 UTC]

*takes deep breaths*

J-Jeez..What is the matter with y-

AHH!

-slaps holy water out of your hand-

YOULL DIE IF YOU DRINK THAT

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:14:22 +0000 UTC]

So you do have some brains in you.

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 23:14:46 +0000 UTC]

...E-Eh?-- What is that supposed to mean?!

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:19:13 +0000 UTC]

Nothing~

Now give that back. I don't care if I die. I need to clean his filthy germs out of my mouth.

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 23:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Never. *hides it*

Don't be a idiot.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Fine I'll just drink bleach. That cleans things right?

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 23:25:19 +0000 UTC]

W-WHAT THE--?!

No. Stop. Don't be stupid. Just wash your mouth out with water or Listerine. Jeez.

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:27:53 +0000 UTC]

*Already has gallon of bleach* What why? ... Oh. Poison doesn't effect me. Just passes through my body like anything else.

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-19 23:29:06 +0000 UTC]

*GRABS IT and dumps on the floor* S-STOP IT JEEZ. *Smacks you over the head with the empty carton*

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-19 23:55:44 +0000 UTC]

WHAT?!?

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-20 00:40:07 +0000 UTC]

DON'T BE STUPID

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-20 01:03:51 +0000 UTC]

What could happen to me? *Has glass of cyanide*

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-20 01:06:59 +0000 UTC]

*slaps it out of hand*

D-Dude seriously..Where do you GET all of this stuff...

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Ask-demon-alfred In reply to Holy-Rome [2013-02-20 02:18:21 +0000 UTC]

I dunno...

I can't be poisoned

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Holy-Rome In reply to Ask-demon-alfred [2013-02-20 02:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Well you should never take the risk of doing something stupid to yourself anyway...

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