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adcoon — Daring to Do Dash
Published: 2012-10-18 14:55:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 18782; Favourites: 676; Downloads: 530
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SHIT SHE WOKE UP...She is staring at me bro...wtffffffff...
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*grabs you and attatches glider wings on you* TURN YOU INTO A *throws you* KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*FallS*
SHI- *Gets caught by...her...
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I'LL SAVE YOU! SHE'LL MAKE YOU EAT A MAYO SANDWICH BY HER!
SANDVICH!
A DIRTY ONE HEAVY!!! DIRRRRTYYYY!!!!
(no i didn't XD)
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(XDDDDDDDDD)
Me: AW SCREW IT WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN...I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THAT. RUN I WILL BE OK, JUST... *Inhales like a baws* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*sees molestia about to feed you "vanilla" yogurt* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *dives to take the yogurt in container and the spoon and eats it all* *shivers* A SOLDIER NEVER LEAVES A MAN BEHIND! *picks you up and run*
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H-Holy...Sh*T...Dude... o.o
THATS POISONUS!!!!
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IT'S ONLY HER VANILLA... I'LL PUKE LATER... *pukes unexpectedly* THERE!
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.............................................................................................................Dude............................................................Hospital............................NOW. Il finish her off. *Teleports you away slowly* ALRIGHT...HAVE AT IT FOO.
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*rapes you*
me: GOD... I HOPE HE'S ALRIGHT...
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HOLY F- HOW!? YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A- OR ARE YOU- IM FREAKIN CLOSING MY EYES I CANT TELL!!!
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AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS SH*T AROU- OOOOOOOOOH F*CK NOT THAT EITHER!
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AGAIN WHAT!? IM NOT GONNA USE MY THING ON YOU *Tries to get away XD*
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*shoves horn up your ass*
me: *comes back in an ambulance* I GOT MY STOMACH PUMP- *sees sight*
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Me: O......................O DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!! THIS HURTS!!! BRO HELP!!!!
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*puts chloroform rag over my face*
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEL- WTF ARE YOU USING MAGIC!?
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*passed out*
YOU ARE MY MOST COOPERATIVE VICTIM! YOUR GONNA BE MY SLAVE!!!
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SLAVE...A SLAVE? *Grabs horn* Il show you slave. OH WILL I EVER. *Gets the dildo bat* ...ITS GOING THERE. *Shoves it there and runs XD*
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*still passed out from chloroform*
I LIKE THAT! COMEBACK!!! *runs after but then sees me passed out* OR GO FOR HIM... (:<
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LEAVE HIM OUTA THIS. Il...Il freakin do it ok.
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*takes mad (me) and teleports to her lair*
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,........WHORES OF MERCY NO!* Runs*
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*in lair* WHORES OF MERCEY YES! heh heh heh...
me: *wakes up tied to table*
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yes... she already did things to me... she said that was only the beginning... and i though that she was doing her roughest... oh hell...
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SHE HAS A DICCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!
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HI THERE!!!
me: QUICK! *hands stun gun to stun her*
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DON'T RUN! STUN HER! STUN HERRR!!!
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*knocked out*
me: ... NOW WHERE'S MY SUUUUUUUUUIT?!??!!
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;-; best we GET MY SUIT AND GET OUT OF HERE!!!
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me: *puts on suit* ONWARDS AND-
*wakes up* HEY WAIT!
me: FOR NARNIA!!!! *jumps out window and runs*
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Me: ...*Takes window frame out elegantly* ...ENOUGH PIDDILY SHIT! *Smashes and runs XD*
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*Benny Hill theme song comes on as we run from molestia*
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*Eats a banana* ...PEEL! BRO I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DUNG! I MEAN DONE!
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MEEP MEEP *runs off like road runner*
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*Puts on Banana Peel Slippers *
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("slippers" XD) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
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IM MAKING MY STAR MOVE! *Goes faster than chuu* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SUPER FART: ON!!! *farts and goes at speeds faster then you*
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WHA- *COugh* *Trips from cough* OOOOOOOOH FAHK!
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