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Published: 2015-02-08 07:55:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 422; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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GHOST:


WEAPONS:
    Bigass knives, littleass knives too, look at all these fucking knives, some particularly (questionably edible) explosive bread, fire, levitation, and an annoying tendency to make its surroundings really fucking hot. I hope you like ovens!

ABILITY:
    Catloaf is a goddamn douchebag, there is no polite way to put this. Nobody is sure what this Ghosts original soul's damage is, but they fucking hate people. Rather than latching on to Angels, they aim to incapacitate them or outright kill nearby civilians. The more people it damages or kills, the stronger it gets - what with absorbing life force through its knives and all. Catloaf tries to keep aggressors away from them through use of the fire in their body, making the air around them uncomfortable or even painful to be in.

HEAVENS:
    Eight (8) - but only if you do your jobs properly and efficiently, Angels...and if the Humans do their job of clearing the area well. For every building this Ghost targets, and thus the more casualties they rake up, Catloaf will lose half a coin in value...Screw up too much and you will begin to lose coins.

STATUS:
    Active


    The soul of a once Chef who had way too many cats at home and destroyed their career and the lives of many by having the bright idea of poisoning everyone in the restaurant one night - including the staff - and finishing the job by setting the building ablaze. This dude had a couple of screws loose and it was a real pity they never saw a psychologist, because they were a sociopath. No wonder this was poorly planned and impulsive. Catloaf's originator died in prison while waiting for deathrow...
    After setting everything on fire again with a jimmied up torch.

    If he was going, SO WERE THE REST OF YOU.



This piece of shit started as a bad joke what the hell.
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Comments: 1

theprophetgamer [2015-02-08 16:16:07 +0000 UTC]

you mean a GREAT joke!

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