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Published: 2005-05-06 12:58:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 9348; Favourites: 158; Downloads: 473
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I sometimes wonder how many people are actually surfing the web, right this second, without wearing any clothes. I imagine it's a lot like surfing the web with clothes on, only a little bit draftier.
Winslow, of course, would take full advantage. So be careful, internet nudists...
Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/postβ¦
---AK
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I clicked this one button on my compute seventeen times, and a bowl of walnuts popped out. Is that wrong?
---AK
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I don't know...do you like walnuts?
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Then....it's ok.
Try to program it to get peanuts.
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Yes I do!
---AK
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oh dear. what will my parents think?
/tg*
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Well, if you do it, your parents probably do it too. Genetics, you see. Let's see if Winslow has a picture of them...
---AK
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EEEK!! NO!! MY SECRET IS AS EXPOSED AS MY NUDE FLESH!! curse you....CURSE YOUUUU!!
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Winslow will be uploading these pictures on his website.
---AK
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Damn voyeur perverts caught me!
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AhHA!
---AK
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ha, I tricked YOU Winslow, cause I'm not naked-I'm wearing INVISIBLE clothes!!!ha!!
oh wait...
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Invisible clothes, eh? I want some of those!
---AK
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*hands you some...well I think I handed you some...it's kind of hard to tell...*
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Crazy nudists!
---AK
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*looks down* Nope you lose! I'm clothed!!
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Damnation! Winslow's foiled again!
---AK
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*covers nipples* Take a picture! No nipples means you can put it on TV!
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Hooray! Nipple free's the way to be!
What a lame and perversely stupid rhyme that was...
---AK
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AK, thats awesome. XDDD I love it.
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Thankee muchly!
---AK
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Can I get copies of those pictures? Good thing I hadn't yet taken my clothes off. B3
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Each picture will cost you five bucks.
---AK
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hahahaa... I must admit I've done it before... only because I just got outta the shower and am talking to someone online and are to busy to walk the whole 4 feet to put some clothes on....
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Winslow's got your photo all the same!
---AK
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yea yea.... its ok I'm probably gonna be a model for playgirl anyways......
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I admit to surfing in underwear in the mornings when I am far to sleepy to do anything else... but completly naked would be, a bit much even if there is no one in the house.... Hehe nice concept
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Some people are just too lazy to surf naked...
---AK
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Actually, I do it all the time, especially right after a shower. Drying au naturale is the way to go.
And this is PRECISELY why I don't have a webcam.
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The heat from your computer speeds up the drying process, I'm sure.
---AK
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No, but the fan does. I just wish it didn't make me go all nipply.
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Some of the people in there aren't either.
That's pretty funny. You should find some statistics, because I'm certantly too lazy to.
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I would, but I'm pretty damn lazy myself.
---AK
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i think somebody gonna sue winslow for its over! 
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Dressed as a samurai katana. Check. I'll tell Winslow that one's you.
---AK
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HA! i have foiled you Winslow, i was wearing women's undergarments... errr, wait.. dammit.
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Women's undergarments? Hot damn!
---AK
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I sit here confident with myself and the fact that any photo he's got of me is of me wearing clothes.
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Good for you. Wear those clothes with pride!
---AK
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Don't worry. I have clothes!
Funny thing from you, as always!
That's good!
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You're one of the few people who have commented thus far who actually claim to be fully dressed. Congrats on the clothing!
---AK
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reminds me of all those looney toons cartoon where they point out the audience.
...
and give me a copy of the photo. i want one on my wall.
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Sure thing. Just make the five dollar check payable to "Winslow, that guy in the orange shirt."
---AK
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hey i know who winslow is. I've been following you fior a while.a
sacry huh.
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Winslow's going to have quite a few pictures, I can tell already.
---AK
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