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Published: 2006-03-04 03:43:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 2542; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 152
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Do any of you understand the searing fury of a laser powered by the steaming, jellied innard of an oven-fresh PIE?!Will move to scraps once you all get a good eyeful of the future of technology.
---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2006-03-06 04:07:00 +0000 UTC]
Yes. I'm waiting on one more response. I'll get back to you in a day or two.
---AK
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kitschfactor In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-03-06 14:09:03 +0000 UTC]
Ah, okay then. Thanks!
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to blue2draconian [2006-03-05 17:54:53 +0000 UTC]
Which is only right and proper.
---AK
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Zaphira [2006-03-04 19:15:59 +0000 UTC]
i need to shoot someone with that pie.
no, really.
awesome.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Zaphira [2006-03-05 17:55:30 +0000 UTC]
It's very relaxing, shooting with pies.
---AK
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luneves In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-03-06 00:59:12 +0000 UTC]
Fear the wrath of the pie laser!!!
PEW PEW PEW!!! *dead*
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fattyfattybowler In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 10:59:28 +0000 UTC]
tehehe.
Frst you had choking, then you had food poisoning...now this...A whole new risk to eating...
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to fattyfattybowler [2006-03-05 17:58:58 +0000 UTC]
There is always a risk when eating.
---AK
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cawfee [2006-03-04 10:50:13 +0000 UTC]
Pie innards. First stickman flesh, and now PIE INNARDS AAAAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BRAIN
Needs a civilian version cupcake laser.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to cawfee [2006-03-05 17:59:27 +0000 UTC]
Man, everything has innards!
---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pixelatedprophet [2006-03-05 18:00:42 +0000 UTC]
Beware syrup grenades...
---AK
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moonlitknight [2006-03-04 08:46:28 +0000 UTC]
HAHA! Very much like Stewie's sandwich laser from Family Guy
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to moonlitknight [2006-03-05 18:01:08 +0000 UTC]
But which would you choose? Pie or sandwhich?
---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to moonlitknight [2006-03-06 04:07:24 +0000 UTC]
Laser pie, of course.
---AK
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moonlitknight In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-03-06 07:31:51 +0000 UTC]
Yeah - I think pie...
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SirMartin1 In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 08:16:31 +0000 UTC]
hmmm now if only u could come up with a pie lightsabe then im interested ...oh wait would lucas sue you then?
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SirMartin1 [2006-03-05 18:01:59 +0000 UTC]
He probably would.
---AK
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Frastus In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 05:34:21 +0000 UTC]
Clowns had better not get a hold of this technology, or we have a potential terrorist faction in the making! Quick question, though, is what flavor is the pie, and does the flavor have any baring on the power/color/type of laser shot?
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Frastus [2006-03-05 18:03:00 +0000 UTC]
It's laser flavored.
---AK
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MacabreMoe [2006-03-04 04:29:29 +0000 UTC]
yikes. laser pie filling.
it's like... "AAAAAUUUGH, THE GOOEY, APPLEY-CINNAMON DELICIOUSNESS, IT BURNS THE FLESH!!"
aw, that's TOO cool.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MacabreMoe [2006-03-05 18:03:51 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! Glad you like.
---AK
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Doseisan [2006-03-04 04:18:16 +0000 UTC]
He should replace his eyeballs with pies equipped with lasers, then he'll be like Superman, only with delicious fruit filling.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Doseisan [2006-03-05 18:04:22 +0000 UTC]
That would be too cool!
---AK
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devil-in-grey [2006-03-04 04:14:01 +0000 UTC]
Arg! Damn, got shot in the eye by a strawberry pie laser x__o
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to devil-in-grey [2006-03-05 18:05:00 +0000 UTC]
Go see a doctor!
---AK
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gordon1 In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 04:05:28 +0000 UTC]
I must own one. I bet its a real chick magnet.
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ReverendLondo In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 03:55:43 +0000 UTC]
That is the greatest invention... ever!
No one shall stand in his way. Except to get obliterated.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ReverendLondo [2006-03-04 03:57:55 +0000 UTC]
"By not standing aside you have resigned yourself to DEATH by PIE LASER!"
Pssszzeoooow!
---AK
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CapnDeek373 In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 03:54:06 +0000 UTC]
mmmmmmmmmmmmm pie
now gimme that before somebody gets hurt
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CapnDeek373 [2006-03-04 03:57:06 +0000 UTC]
Make your own. Then we can DUEL!
---AK
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CapnDeek373 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-03-04 14:17:24 +0000 UTC]
and waiting for my new Wacom.
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jigglysama [2006-03-04 03:48:33 +0000 UTC]
That laser beam looks like a straw. Pie with a straw...
You sir have invented the most revolutionary method for eating pie ever!
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to jigglysama [2006-03-04 03:54:05 +0000 UTC]
Man, I made a weapon and a novel pie-eating technique all in one go!
---AK
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ChibiHeartDragon In reply to ??? [2006-03-04 03:44:53 +0000 UTC]
That's great! I love your style, it's so great on the eyes. Also, I love your handwriting. Wowness, pie laser. Who would suspect the pie!?
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Leebers In reply to ChibiHeartDragon [2010-02-28 19:39:37 +0000 UTC]
You know, I was about to write the same comment, but then I saw this one. I'm just going to agree to this one instead. That was exactly what I was thinking.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ChibiHeartDragon [2006-03-04 03:53:21 +0000 UTC]
No one would dare suspect the delicious warmth of a pie. Not ever.
---AK
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