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Published: 2006-12-15 15:23:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 6161; Favourites: 134; Downloads: 70
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Description I found something similar doodled on a piece of scrap paper in one of my drawers and decided to make a prettier version of it for no other reason than because I thought it was cute.

For all intents and purposes, I have no idea what's going on.

---AK
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Enelya-418 In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 20:28:11 +0000 UTC]

That's so cute!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Enelya-418 [2006-12-15 21:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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Thalden In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 20:04:40 +0000 UTC]

YES

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Thalden [2006-12-15 21:23:22 +0000 UTC]

WOO!

---AK

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evilalive In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 19:29:52 +0000 UTC]

This is the 'crappiest' pic you've ever done.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to evilalive [2006-12-15 21:23:55 +0000 UTC]

I'll try to be less "crappy" in the future. Although I might get "pissier."

---AK

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evilalive In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-12-15 21:40:30 +0000 UTC]

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and there you have it. crap piss and blood are the only fluids allowed.
occaisionally saliva, but only if involved in eating and never eating live flesh due to censors.

also sweat is never allowed dur to 'percieved state of excitement'.

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devil-in-grey In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 18:44:05 +0000 UTC]

*forgets to do so*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to devil-in-grey [2006-12-15 21:24:07 +0000 UTC]

D'oh!

---AK

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CapnDeek373 In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 18:41:42 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what an anthropomorphisized roll of toilet paper would have stuck to his foot.
I'm suprised you didn't do something like that.
Maybe a trail of sphincters.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CapnDeek373 [2006-12-15 21:24:30 +0000 UTC]

The mental image is delightful.

---AK

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DesertSiren In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 17:40:56 +0000 UTC]

You could make a series you know...a sink saying "Don't forget to wash", and a toilet "Don't forget to flush"....sounds like a 3 panel wonder to me

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DesertSiren [2006-12-15 21:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Or a stomach saying "Don't forget to digest and convert into waste matter."

---AK

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DesertSiren In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-12-15 21:42:34 +0000 UTC]

true, true....ot teeth "Don't forget to chew"

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DesertSiren In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 17:39:30 +0000 UTC]

You could make a series you know...a sink saying "Don't forget to wash", and a toilet "Don't forget to flush"....sounds like a 3 panel wonder to me

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aquaeous In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 17:23:40 +0000 UTC]

You know, I was actually thinking yesterday about how one could sell one's toilet paper brand more than the competitors'. And all I could think of is claiming that it wiped poop up better. But sentient toilet paper? Now that's genius.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to aquaeous [2006-12-15 21:28:07 +0000 UTC]

"I wipe up poop faster than the leading brands! So buy me, TP Plus, and remember, Don't Forget To Wipe (TM)!"

---AK

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yzarc In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 17:06:43 +0000 UTC]

i hate it wen they start talkin >.<'' make the whole next 5 min's REALY awkward

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yzarc [2006-12-15 21:28:31 +0000 UTC]

It takes you that long?

---AK

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yzarc In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2006-12-15 23:28:59 +0000 UTC]

when the rolls starts talkin

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ShiroMakoto [2006-12-15 17:03:43 +0000 UTC]

This is definately something that needs to be printed and taped right above the toliet paper dispenser.

+fav

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ShiroMakoto [2006-12-15 21:30:16 +0000 UTC]

It really does. I'll get on it immediately!

---AK

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yoseimurasaki In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 16:48:01 +0000 UTC]

It lives? I'll never wipe again...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yoseimurasaki [2006-12-15 21:30:42 +0000 UTC]

Dirty, dirty lady.

---AK

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kbrandt In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 16:31:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm trying so hard to catch some sense in it that my brain is overheated now... But it's cute and this should end the story.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to kbrandt [2006-12-15 21:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Don't read TOO much into it.

---AK

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almighty-davi In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 15:59:48 +0000 UTC]

Someone thought they could get away with wiping. TP Man to the rescue!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to almighty-davi [2006-12-15 21:25:56 +0000 UTC]

TP Man will always be there, saving unwashed anuses.

---AK

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Uber-Fiend In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 15:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Because it's funny AND educational, I must fav this!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Uber-Fiend [2006-12-15 21:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Education is a must. Bathroom etiquette is even more important.

---AK

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Tugera In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 15:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Lol, it is cute.
How could anyone ever wipe their ass with him..?!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Tugera [2006-12-15 21:25:02 +0000 UTC]

That will forever remain a mystery.

---AK

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