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AK-Is-Harmless β€” The Fall of Kool-Aid Man

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Published: 2005-09-03 14:49:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 6982; Favourites: 138; Downloads: 466
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Description Yes, Winslow mugged the Kool-Aid Man.

Last week, when my fiancee and I were doing the old "gift registry" thing, we were looking at kitchen stuff and I found... a juice pitcher that looked EXACTLY like the Kool-Aid Man. I picked it up, showed it to her with a big grin on my face, and she said, "You want it because it looks like Kool-Aid Man, right?" Damn, she knows me too well!

We asked for a lot of gifts, but damn it, I want the Kool-Aid Man!

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2005-09-04 04:21:29 +0000 UTC]

...I'll give you a hint: Go to Bed Bath and Beyond...

---AK

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SarahFriesen In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-09-04 04:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Alas, I do not live in the states.

And my search of the house turned up fruitless. I did, however, find Coke Bear shaped cups. I'm not sure what this is a sign of, but it can't be good.

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gmip In reply to ??? [2005-09-04 00:22:01 +0000 UTC]

ROFL

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to gmip [2005-09-04 04:20:49 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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xxnightmarishxx In reply to ??? [2005-09-04 00:20:16 +0000 UTC]

I'd get you the kool-aid man jug, but YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING BEOTCH!!!
haha, I kid I don't like weddings anyways. Creepy old ladies always try to set me up with their akward grandsons...
Hope somebody does get it for you though, that would be pretty wicked. If they forget to put a card on, you could tell people the kool-aid man himself gave it to you. Who's gunna prove you wrong?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to xxnightmarishxx [2005-09-04 04:20:27 +0000 UTC]

If I do get it, I'll post a picture of it with Winslow.

---AK

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AnimatEd [2005-09-03 21:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, everyone's been doing Kool-Aid Man jokes since I went to my friend's house a month ago. Kool-Aid Man is comic genius. XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AnimatEd [2005-09-04 04:19:15 +0000 UTC]

Well, he's big, and jolly, and red. Santa's next.

---AK

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DeadlySauce In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 20:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahahaha!



Ha ha.


*giggle*


Me and my ex used to have the running joke on the Kool Aid dude...after hearing Dane Cook talk about how scary it was.

"Oh, no...naughty naughty Kool Aid man!"

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DeadlySauce [2005-09-04 04:17:45 +0000 UTC]

He is scary. You never know when he's going to burst out of a wall...

...but his reign of terror is over now. You can rest easy.

---AK

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Neo00 In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 20:03:47 +0000 UTC]

poor Kool-Aid Man

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Neo00 [2005-09-04 04:16:49 +0000 UTC]

He was asking for it, being so damn delicious.

---AK

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Doseisan In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 19:46:03 +0000 UTC]

They're vandals! Both of 'em! But dang, if that Kool-Aid ain't good.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Doseisan [2005-09-04 04:16:19 +0000 UTC]

It's worth busting walls for.

---AK

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NikoAnesti In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 19:25:41 +0000 UTC]

That pitcher was asking for it!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to NikoAnesti [2005-09-04 04:15:38 +0000 UTC]

It sure was.

---AK

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Rhadamante In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 18:52:16 +0000 UTC]

This is an instant fave! Hehe...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rhadamante [2005-09-04 04:15:10 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, thanks, I'm glad you like.

---AK

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Speedball6sic6 In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 18:43:22 +0000 UTC]

YES!!!! WINSLOW IS MY HERO NOW!!!!!!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Speedball6sic6 [2005-09-04 04:14:46 +0000 UTC]

He wasn't before?

---AK

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Speedball6sic6 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-09-04 07:18:43 +0000 UTC]

No he was he's just become my hero again!

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DeShea In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 17:36:35 +0000 UTC]

lol they called my aunt Kool-aid when she was younger cause she was so fat. hahhaa

it reminds of that episode of Family Guy when Kool-aid man busts through the wall and then i like *backs away* lol

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DeShea [2005-09-04 04:13:55 +0000 UTC]

That's a classic scene. It's what got me into Family Guy.

---AK

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Adrian27 [2005-09-03 17:28:29 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Adrian27 [2005-09-04 04:13:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, I KNEW you'd like it.

---AK

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Adrian27 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-09-04 05:31:17 +0000 UTC]

of course, i've bin pushing this one for ages now.

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CapnDeek373 In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 17:07:14 +0000 UTC]

I knew he'd need something to wash down the remains
of Sandwich Headed Jimmy. I just wasn't sure what.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CapnDeek373 [2005-09-03 17:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Man... there are a LOT of Kool-Aid pitchers out there. And for sale, no less!

---AK

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CapnDeek373 In reply to CapnDeek373 [2005-09-03 17:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Vintage Kool-Aid pitchers on eBay cheap:
[link]

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ivanovic In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 17:06:49 +0000 UTC]

You know this really reminds me of back in the late eighties, early nineties when big bad superheroes like The Hulk were always smashing through walls on the covers, this is an awesome contrast to it. Sure it's supposed to be the Kool Aid thing and it works great as a parody of it (actually it's pretty much tied with Penny Arcade for the best one ever), I just think of something else first when I see someone smashing through a wall with a dramatic pose.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ivanovic [2005-09-03 17:26:32 +0000 UTC]

I think that's the M.O. of any super strong hero. They've GOT to smash through a brick wall at least once in their careers, just so people will take them seriously.

---AK

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ivanovic In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-09-03 18:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh damn, now I have to take Winslow seriously.

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morgana007 In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 16:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Everybody needs a Kool-Aid man.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to morgana007 [2005-09-03 17:24:58 +0000 UTC]

I keep one in my pockets!

---AK

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nightmareprince In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 16:05:02 +0000 UTC]

am british we don't have cool aid man, we have hot tea guy. Not as refreshingly cooling on a hot summers day, but a damn site more warming on a cold winters evening! Hot Teaguy can't bust through walls but can sing all the songs from pirates of penzance backwards, forwards and fanetically

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to nightmareprince [2005-09-03 17:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Tea Guy sounds impressive!

---AK

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Open-Your-Mind In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 16:03:08 +0000 UTC]

..that is just so evil....and congratz in gettin' engaged!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Open-Your-Mind [2005-09-03 17:22:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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evildeadz In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 16:01:30 +0000 UTC]

Dude! You definately need the novelty Kool-Aid man! For sure, yo!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to evildeadz [2005-09-03 17:21:37 +0000 UTC]

I NEED it!

---AK

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evildeadz In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-09-03 23:43:56 +0000 UTC]

You'll DIE without it! JUST DIE!!!! Tell her that.

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jigglysama In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 15:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the Kool-aid guy is awesome but Wislow can beat the tar out of him anyday.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to jigglysama [2005-09-03 17:21:13 +0000 UTC]

That's because Kool-Aid Man doesn't use any weapons.

---AK

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devil-in-grey In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 15:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, the kool-aid man scares me. I mean what maniac brings down a wall in stranger's house and offers them kool-aid after insulation, plaster, paint and god knows what into it?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to devil-in-grey [2005-09-03 17:20:38 +0000 UTC]

Shhh...! That's what makes it so tasty!

---AK

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Aphrodita In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 15:28:19 +0000 UTC]

COOL!!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Aphrodita [2005-09-03 17:20:00 +0000 UTC]

Or rather... Kool!

---AK

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Aphrodita In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-09-03 18:34:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes! haha

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Airguitaringpenguin In reply to ??? [2005-09-03 15:11:07 +0000 UTC]

winslow, the old thief, ok kool-aid?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Airguitaringpenguin [2005-09-03 17:19:02 +0000 UTC]

It's not like the Kool-Aid man has any other possessions...

---AK

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