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AK-Is-Harmless — VM 57-I'd Prefer Purple Stuff
Published: 2007-10-15 21:12:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 7312; Favourites: 110; Downloads: 65
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"Vampiric Minority 57: Actually, I'd Prefer The Purple Stuff"Sunny B.light (Sunny B for short) is a blood-based breakfast beverage (say that ten times fast!) rich in vitamin C. It's jam-packed with oranges. Blood oranges. And blood. For breakfast!
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It's too new for them to branch out into other flavors.
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Does it come in O negative? Or maybe AB positive?
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Every bottle is different.
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"It's jam-packed with oranges. Blood oranges. And blood. For breakfast!"
:ROFL:
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Now I have the need to go buy a jug of Sunny D and dye the drink red and make a new label for funzies.
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Sounds like... funzies?
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I prefer the purple stuff personally. I like to live dangerously.
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Heh! Very funny!Nice tribute to an old commercial
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*insert Bloody Mary joke here*
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Obligatory.
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I need to tell Miw to pick some of this up for Oni.
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Thank you.
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You'd think the 'sunny' part would BUUURRN them.
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Nah. They're not that kind of vampire.
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Oh.
Does that mean they're immune to Crosses, Garlic, Steaks, and Hammers too?
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Well, no one is immune to a stake and hammer through the heart.
I imagine garlic is more of an allergy than anything else. And crosses won't do a damn thing to Chauncy because he's a Christian.
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Best drink ever! Breakfast of champions!
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