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Published: 2011-08-02 20:37:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 1419; Favourites: 97; Downloads: 5
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Description I AM SO SORRY GUYS.

THE JOKE IS OLD NOW.

BUT I HAD TO.

KARKATWHYAREYOUSOCUTE..........................


HE APOLOGIZES FOR SCREWING UP THE TIMELINE AND GIVING THE UNIVERSE CANCER.
THE BANG THEORY IS NOW WRONG. IT IS THE BIG CROAK.


I'M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF NOW FOR BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE 8D

/shot

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Karkat (c) Hussie
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Comments: 72

DarkPathPride In reply to ??? [2011-08-02 21:02:02 +0000 UTC]

/Hugs

BAAAAAAWWWWW

KARKAT, C'MERE MAN IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. NO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SO SAD. DON'T SAY IT.

But seriously.
How does giving our universe cancer have anything to do with why Gamzee went mad? Am I missing something?
Because he said, "IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.
PCG: GAMZEE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GO CRAZY. PCG: IT MEANS *I* FUCKED SOMETHING UP... PCG: I THINK LOOKING BACK
PCG: I KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW.... PCG: IT WAS BEFORE WE GOT TRAPPED ON THIS METEOR... PCG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE."

I'm just conflicted because I need to know why that frog made Gamzee go rabid. :'C

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-02 21:05:09 +0000 UTC]

MAYBE IT WAS JUST ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE TIMELINE BEING A TOTAL FUCK UP.

DUNNO.

BUT THE SLOPPYMAKOUTS THING WAS STRANGE. MAYBE KARKAT DIDN'T KILL GAMZEE. BUT MAKE OUT WITH HIM.

NOWIMGOINGCOMPLETELYOFFTOPIC...

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-02 21:10:14 +0000 UTC]

DUDE NO I TOTALLY THINK HE'S STILL ALIVE.

Because.. I might have just gotten my times mixed up, but if Karkat is talking to Jade right now, but Sollux is blind and lost, because Karkat left him when Gamzee honked...
That must mean that Karkat had already talked to John, right?
I dunno.
Offtopic, confusing, making my head hurt, making me wonder, making me sad...

God I just love them both.

YEAH EVERYONE WAS LIKE "LOLOLOL THEY MADE OUT GUYS, IS-OKAY" xD

Well, Karkat was covered in purple something... LOL.

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-02 21:14:37 +0000 UTC]

WELL, THEY SURE AREN'T ON THE ROOF YET. SO IN THAT TIMELINE, GAMZEE IS STILL BREATHING.

PURPLE SOMETHING. OH GOD. 8DDD

I LOVE THEM ALL. GAMZ CAN'T BE DEAD. NO WAY.

D:

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-02 21:17:32 +0000 UTC]

SO WAIT, KARKAT WAS ON THE ROOF WHEN TALKING TO JOHN? *is news to me, because I can't remember anything anymore xD*

YAY PURPLE SOMETHING ALL OVER KARKAT!

Seriously.
SERIOUSLY.
This can't happen.
Not to my boys.
No.

Seriously, for some reason, I could care less about all the girls xD

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-02 21:27:00 +0000 UTC]

lolololol. Yes, he spoke to John on the roof after Vriska died. And after the purple something got on Karkat's shirt.

But spoke to Jade before going up there.

No. Not the boys.
Hussie kills them.
I kill Hussie.
No more updates.
Someone kills me.
Someone else laughs.

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-02 21:31:03 +0000 UTC]

And Vriska will stay dead... right?...
Naw man naw, let's see... in one timeline, Terezi stabbed her and she died. But that was neither heroic nor just, was it? And then in the other one, she found Noir so I am assuming he killed her... but why did it look like WV turned into Noir? WHUT.
/is still confused.

Riiight, okay, so this is before Gamzee and Karkat "dealt"


I know, Hussie does that to make us so sad *wipes a fake tear*
BUT IF WE KILL HIM, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END! D:
I'm kind of scared about how I'll feel in the end, though.
I'll feel like something was ripped out of my chest. Like I'm missing something :c

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-02 21:37:10 +0000 UTC]

Vriska is dead, but somehow talking to John face to face. They're going through memories and stuff.

But here's how it went.

Vriska left Terezi and flew off to find/kill Jack Noir. She found him, and he followed her dust trail thing to the Veil/or whatever it was and killed Karkat and Terezi and blow up the remains effectively killing everyone.
He then came back to fight Vriska.

However, Terezi foresaw this and stabbed Vriska before she doomed them all.
So, it was kind of like a 'what if' timeline.


HUSSIE IS A TRAINED TORMENTOR.

And I'm not sure about WV... xD

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-02 22:01:53 +0000 UTC]

It's all coming back.
I feel retarded for not remembering that she and John are having some happytime memory time right now.

Oh... that must have been a dream.
Duh, it's titled... WV: Dream

He like turns into Bec Noir because of the uranium in his digestive tract, goes to the battlefield, and sees a curious bug.
LOL

God Homestuck.
Y U TAKE UP SO MUCH OF MY LIFE?

Yes, I agree. Hussie is in it for the lols.

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-03 18:11:48 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

I think I may re-look into this whole WV thing. Because if that is Noir. I'm going to covet him in my love.

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-03 18:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Here, if you want to look into it some more, it starts right here: [link]

Happy reading C:

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-03 22:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Either that or he can tell the future.

Though I do think that Jack was an exile before creating a city or something.. XD

Thanks for the link <3

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-03 22:44:29 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't be surprised if he could
I read somewhere that Hussie said the following:
1. WV is an imp
2. John's dad is Problem Sleuth
3. Karkat's ancestor is an angry lobster judge

LOL its like dude Andrew get your animals straight, Karkat's symbol is a crab, not a lobster.

Nobody's really sure if he was being serious or not, but the first thing I thought of when WV was introduced was, "hey look, an imp"

And you're welcome, I always appreciate links xD

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-03 23:30:41 +0000 UTC]

...

Wait what.

JOHN'S DAD IS PROBLEM SLEUTH...?

HOLYFUCKINGGODTHATSWHATHAPPENEDTOHIM..

YOUHAVENOWMADEMESHIPJOHNSDADANDJACKNOIR.

KTHNX.

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-03 23:41:45 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?

LOL well, I'm not entirely sure it's true but he did say it. C:
YAYYOU'REWELCOME.

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-04 00:37:44 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD <33

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-04 00:43:35 +0000 UTC]

And YOU just made me start reading PS.

KTHX.

Amg I have to pee now /tmitmitmi

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-04 02:20:09 +0000 UTC]

PS IS AWESOME.

I LIKE PS.
AND PI.

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-04 05:16:16 +0000 UTC]

AND I LIKE YOUR ART.

*WATCH*

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Akatsukicerberus In reply to DarkPathPride [2011-08-04 14:21:32 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD IT'S ALL VERY RANDOM, BUT I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! <333

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DarkPathPride In reply to Akatsukicerberus [2011-08-05 01:40:29 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE WELCOME VERY A LOT.

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