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Published: 2017-02-23 16:54:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 1343; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 0
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/*Instert sad melody played by piano, Mad World, for example*/Ciao!
My 'official' English teacher had to leave because she was pregnant, and now we have another teacher.
I've always thought I have an awful pronunciation in English, but OMG that's because I didn't knew that woman before!
She gets into my nerves, she even makes awful grammar mistakes, and doesn't say words correctly... SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TEACHER!
It's painful for my ears. When we are not listening (all the time heh ) we usually draw or count the times she says something wrong, or we try not to make too obvious we are laughing.
This is the result of one lessons with her. Gah, I want the other one to come back.
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....How is this even possible ?
I feel so sorry for you ;w;
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Once you enter the doors of Hell everything is possible xD
;w; No need to, really, at least I can draw during her lessons xD
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(I can't stop laughing at your profile picture XD )
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OMG xD It's me while dealing with most humans
/OMG thank you so much for +watching me *U*/
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Can't really blame you :/
No probs ^^
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My French teacher is convinced her German is perfect and it's funny bc it's not really good. We force her to say "Streichholzschächtelchen" or such for the fun xD
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xD Lol, I don't even know how to say that.
It's funny when teachers think they are good at everything just for being teachers, and some of them are just soooo freaking wrooong omg xD
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This drawing is my life. Her English is... is not English anymore... XD
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Try watching a Swedish horror movie where the Swedish actors were forced to speak English. It's a bloody nightmare.
[youtu.be/hmj6XtDuMVM
youtu.be/JZzwlppnsfs
2 examples]
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OMG XD It's almost as awful as my teacher xD When Spanish actors speak in English you notice it, but not THAT much
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It sounds like they're trying to imitate how a Swedish stereotype speaks English. XD
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Yeah xD
Btw, when English people tries to imitate how Spanish people speak English it's sooo freaking wrong xD I mean, you can find creatures like my teacher, then yes, but we pronounce fine, with some accent, but fine.
And I don't know why they are like that towards Spanish speaking English when their Spanish pronunciation is incredibly awful (mostly) xD It's because we don't pronounce the letters the same way and some words are difficult for them to pronounce when they try using their phonetics, and I understand that, it's the same for us, but we don't laugh at them! xD
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Just like the teachers at my old school - the just graduated high school, didn't even go to universities or collages and they are teachers xD Many times the students are more clever than the teachers lol
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Yes, we are always trying to tell her when she is wrong but she doesn't change her mind.
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After read this....I'm like Arthur.
Maybe my english is not very good but..THAT PERSON IS A TEACHER!!
Oh god..And we, in Italy,were always thinking that italian english teachers are embarassing (expect my last english teacher. She was amazing).
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Yeah right ; ^ ;
The last 3 drawings I've uploaded, I drew them during her lessons. I have a couple more yet xD
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oH MY GOD.
SHE IS A TEACHER. WHAT THE FUCK.
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What the actual fuck. The good thing is that now, everytime we speak in English, we do our best because we don't want to sound like her xD
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How terrible is she? (I'm terrified to ask, but it's too late).
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Hm, it's easier if you know how to pronounce letters in Spanish, but let's try.
She says two "okéee" per short sentence, always followed by a million of very short and harsh 'SO'.
'OkÉ, SO, GUYSS, LES DU SOM ESERSAISI, ESSERSAIS'SISss, So, OkÉ, YE, ESERSAiS SIS'
'Conforteible'
'Du yoUR Hemsworth (the actor?) '
'Ai PROMAIS'
'Haf yu WOUld caim tu visith?' (I know it's wrong)
'GUISS, STOP TOKING, BICOS If YU LisTEN AnD Ai Listen It'sss SO Confiusingggg' (Yeah it is, right?)
'Ich's a cat, Ich' mean...'
'Jave yu Finishit s? (Don't ask I don't know why she does that)
'Ich KHAIND OFFFFFF'
And more. I can't remember every aberration xD
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She's butchering the English language.
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Yeah... but what if she is actually speaking a different language?
Because sometimes I raise my head from the paper wondering in which moment did we turn into German lessons xD
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