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A young man stands in his room for no apparent reason. It just so happens that today, the 14th of December (Time zones are weird), is this young man's birthday. Let's assume you were this young man for just a little while. What would it be like, being 15?
Well, let's find out.

Your name is now ALIENOID. Apparently the name of some other guy but that's not important right now.

You are standing in your room like a bit of a numbskull, your sister walking in and - as well as wishing you a happy birthday - reminds you that you're currently half way to being 30 years old.

A brief wave of sarcastic panic courses through your body as you let out a fake scream. It was more of a groan actually. Yeah, not the best thought to be thinking now is it?

You also realise that since it's almost 7 o'clock in the morning, nobody will be online anywhere in your country. Perhaps not the best time to checking for birthday wishes despite the fact that you have received a few already. I mean what sane person gets up at 6 in the morning? On their birthday. On a Sunday. A madman, that's who.

And you're the maddest man of them all, in terms of sanity. Emotionally, you're actually quite happy.

Of course, you stop being happy when you realise that you are no longer ALIENOID. Your time in the spotlight has faded and now he must go back to being himself.

Description
A young man stands in his room for no apparent reason. It just so happens that today, the 14th of December (Time zones are weird), is this young man's birthday. Let's assume you were this young man for just a little while. What would it be like, being 15?
Well, let's find out.

Your name is now ALIENOID. Apparently the name of some other guy but that's not important right now.

You are standing in your room like a bit of a numbskull, your sister walking in and - as well as wishing you a happy birthday - reminds you that you're currently half way to being 30 years old.

A brief wave of sarcastic panic courses through your body as you let out a fake scream. It was more of a groan actually. Yeah, not the best thought to be thinking now is it?

You also realise that since it's almost 7 o'clock in the morning, nobody will be online anywhere in your country. Perhaps not the best time to checking for birthday wishes despite the fact that you have received a few already. I mean what sane person gets up at 6 in the morning? On their birthday. On a Sunday. A madman, that's who.

And you're the maddest man of them all, in terms of sanity. Emotionally, you're actually quite happy.

Of course, you stop being happy when you realise that you are no longer ALIENOID. Your time in the spotlight has faded and now he must go back to being himself.