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Tagged by the gay but oh so pretti Skroodles

001. Real name → Alpa pussiboi

002. Nickname → Wigga, nigger, cunt, loser, asshat, dissapointment ((lol not even joking that's how sadd my poor life is)), Alpa, alpapi, smol cheeto,

003. Status → I am currently a lonely Pringle

004. Zodiac sign → Aquaman

005. Male or female → soy un hombre

006. Elementary → Oyepu I have been there !

007. Middle School → Pff,, a dropout

008. High School → maybee if I'm not lazyyy

009. Smart → boi I failed aLL MY CLASSES

010. Hair color → light and dark brown lol don't ask

011. Long or short → :00 shorty

012. Loud or Quiet → am smol quiet nugget

013. Sweats or Jeans → Swaeties

014. Phone or Camera → Maybe a bit of both ?

015. Health freak → W0T

016. Drink or Smoke? → drinking allllll the wayyyyYYY

017. Do you have a crush on someone? → UM, MAYBE,, YEAH,,, LOTS --?

018. Eat or Drink → b oth ??

019. Piercings → oyepu and they hurt when I got em

020. Tattoos → probably never cause they do seem hurtful !

021. Favorite color → all pastels and some black

022. favorite animal → a lL

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FIRSTS:

023. First piercing → They hUrt

024. First best friend → Some chick that I don't remember from preschool

025. First award →Oyeah it's called, failing life as a whole cause I'm a loser lmao

026. First crush → I dunno, I think a fuckboi guy from preschool who I've known till middle school cause he's probably a stalker planning to keel me

027. First pet → My fatass cat, Mama who I still love to snuggle with and is currently in my closet

028. First big vacation → never happened surprisingly

030. First big birthday → ^^^n o

031. First kiss → ^^^^^^SHHH

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CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → McDonald's like a greasy cunt

050. Drinking → c0ke

052. I'm about to → D iE if BBQ doesn't txt me, cause I need love rn

053. Listening to → Animal by Neon Trees (Minor Key Version) ((Lenny fAce))

054. Plans for today → Hopefully text BBQ

055. Waiting for → CERTAIN SOMEONE TO TEXT ME SO I DONT CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP

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YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → Kids scare poor me

059. Want to get married? → same thing with kids,, blame steepuid childhood lol

060. Careers in mind → animator ??

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WHAT DO YOU PREFER FROM A BOY/GIRL

068. Lips or eyes → I dunno I guess eyes

070. Shorter or taller → my dude if ur shorter then me I'm gonna question ur health and safety

072. Romantic or spontaneous → ahhh, I like me some romantico bois

073. Nice stomach or nice arms → waitwat

074. Sensitive or loud → whichever really

075. Hook-up or relationship → r el at i o nsh i p of co ur se

077. Trouble maker or hesitant → I dUnno

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HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → No my dude

081. Ran away from home → Bitchhh

084. Broken someones heart → HELL YEAH MANY TIMES AND KILLS ME EVERY DAY RIP

085. Been arrested → if I keep skipping court YEAH Satan is gonna fucc me then

087. Cried when someone died → like person ? Cause then nope,, not yet atleast I think

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Nope, I have a self esteem lower then my dead buried cat who I still luv hhhh

090. Miracles → I dunnoo may be e

091. Love at first sight → uh-- it's dumb but whatever I still dunno

092. Heaven or reincarnation → The thought is nice

093. Santa Claus ? → w0t

094. Sex on the first date → my wigga u check for aids tho,, also na hhh

095. Kiss on the first date → if they're comfortable and okay with it whatever, preferably nahh

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ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → it's co mp l i c a t ed

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Could honestly be better

099. Do you believe in God → :0000000009000

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100. Tagging the following people

Jadesuniverse i lik to bully ur cuck ass soory