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Le meme stolen from @/KooplaDrawer 



1. Do you snore?
I don't think so

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Probably both 

3. What’s your worst fear?
Public embarrassment 

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
I've never even owned legos

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Not much,, I don't watch TV

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Most times yes

7. Were you a cute baby?
I was faT AS FUc

8. Is the single life for you?
MmmmmmmmMMMM

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black 

10. Do you sing in the shower?
Nah 

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Never

12. Any secret talents?
I am likely to have none

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Cuddling on a comfortable spot and just chilling 

14. Can you swim?
nOpE

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
what tf is that

17. Do you care about the ozone?
wat

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
"HoW MAny swINgS DoES iT tAkE TO KNoCk tHE WiND Out OF A BItcH"
 I dunno 

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
pretty sure I'd accidentally bite my tongue in the process of that

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
No and I don't plan to

21. Are you a single child?
No and Its torturee

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electronic cause ye

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Idk
24. Is marriage in your future?
Not at all

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Sometimes it gets rushed and ugly 

26. What are you allergic to?
Kitties, even tho I have some

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Last week I think

28. Is Tupac still alive?
Lmao people say he's in cuba or something right ??

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Not really no

30. How do you like your eggs?
I always add butter to them 

31. Are blondes dumb?
wot no

32. Where does the other sock end up?
:000

33. What time is it?
8:00 AM

4. Do you have a nickname?
Cunt ((and many others))

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Not really, it is pretty greasy tho

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Last week,,

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
I like both :00

38. Is Santa Claus real?
wtf 

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
I never had my neck kissed lol

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only cause I feel like someone is gonna stab me

41. What are you addicted to?
f o o d
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy pb

43. Can you crack your neck?
Ye

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nuh uh

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
My dude, I just woke up

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Unless It's for medical reasons then of course

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Kinda

48. What colour are your eyes?
Light-ish Brown ?

50. Do you like your life?
It's pretty boring and lonely so maybe not a lot

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Wat even is a stone cold

52. Are you psychic
I'm sure I'm not

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
no

54. Do you play any instruments?
 I used to play some stuff

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Maybee
 
56. Can you snowboard?
n0pe

57. Do you like camping?
I never went camping before

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Not a lot

59. Do you believe in magic?
? I like the idea of that tho

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
If the thing isn't mauling you to death then ok

61. You believe in divorce?
Do what you want dude

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Can't

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Y eS

64. Is it cold outside today?
Pretty hot

65. What was the last thing you ate?
ChuRRRitos

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Neh

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
n e h

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
When I get spammed with it constantly 

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Tf is that

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Freak my shit - New Boyz

71. Do you like your job?
Why do you assume such things b0i

72. Do you like your classes in school?
I don't go to school

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
When it's delicious

74. Do you like these surveys?
My back hurts doing these, so ye

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Not at all

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