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Published: 2016-06-26 17:07:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 573; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 0
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a red fog appears around him
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Blue: Damn it, what is it now?
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From nowhere a big red raptor, began to reach Blue with a big jump until he caught it, tearing all his body of Blue.
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end.
that's why Blue doesn't like Lespy
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Lespy: I do not know Blue, I think I just do these things to you nothing more and tell me, what are you looking at? (Look closely at the laptop screen)
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since that night at 12:00pm lespy entered an unknown place but very dizzy until at that moment appeared blue. lespy still did not know that there was his house where blue lived!
Lespy: hufffff (hiccup) but what a party it was incredible shit !!!!
lespy sat one of his chairs to rest until he heard something.
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Blue: Dude, what are you doing in my house you drunk idiot!
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Shut the fuck up!!! Retarded
lespy looked at him blue until he noticed something
Lespy: why do you ... why do you carry a bat in your sissy hand ..... (burp frequently)
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Blue: I thought you were an intruder coming to rob our home.
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Lespy: I do not fuck you like I'm going to steal your home ...... I was. I would not make noises
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Blue: Dude, get the hell out of my home! No wonder no one likes you!
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Lespy: I do not care, you bastard. I'd better sleep here until the drunkenness passes.
(staggering)
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Blue: God damn retarded immortal.
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now in the morning
Lespy: oh shit. that was very crazy yesterday.
Lespy tired went to the refig to drink some water so that his body would hydrate.
but suddenly someone appeared behind the refrigerator.
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Pink: (Angry) hello.
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lespy: ohh shit ahh ahh .............
hello (nervous)
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pink: Blue told me you broke in the house
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aha yes ... I say no ... no ... yes ... no! I just broke your door and just left a big hole in the entrance. Right?.....
(Lespy getting more nervous than he thought)
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Pink: you know, you're no better than Red. He's the kind of dick who would do something like that.
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Lespy: I am a dick but in a different way than I am. My color is the same but they are different. who are you?
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Pink: Rrgh! you are missing the point you moron! Get out of my house and leave my family alone!
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Lespy: do not wait I'm very exhausted lady. I can not remember anything that happened ... I just want to rest a while.
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Pink: I SAID GET OUT!
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Lespy: no.... please...
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Pink: Get out or I'm calling the cops. I don't want any alcoholics in my house and around my kids/
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Lespy: please, I do not hurt your children, I will also throw myself off the ground for a ....... time ......
Lespy was expensive facing the ground. but he does not realize his back was covered in knives and bleeding until
((Pink worried))
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Pink: oh get over it. Blue told me you are immortal last night.Β
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lespy: ((subscribing)) ...... No!
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Pink: Yes you are, now get out. (picks up the phone to call the police)
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Lespy: .............. Immortality is not for you not to die, it means that I have eternal life
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Pink: I heard Wolf killed you but you still came back to life.
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Lespy: Yes, I know, but ... ... in contact with alcohol and my blood, my resistance weakens completely.....
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Pink: so you're like Superman with alcohol as your kryptonite?
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Lespy: yes!... almost the same as that superhero ....... also my lungs do not ... function for the knives that have nailed me.
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Pink: them i'll cal' you an ambulance
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Lespy: Yes..... my back is bleeding too fast!....
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Pink calls the hospital
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Lespy: (coagulation) Miss Pink fast keeps coming out more.......!
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the ambulance soon comes for Lespy
Pink: Stop coming to our house when you get drunk. go to the hospital next time
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Lespy: haha ββthank you Pink ... I thank you very much.
already taking it to the emergency ambulance
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Bright : looking good dude.
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Blue: I know right? Sure glad Alpha started this whole SDF thing
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Bright : yeah awesome.
Red: still doesn't change what a Bloser he is.
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Blue: Fuck you dude. at least I am married to a sweet fine woman like Pink
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Red : my wife is way better than yours dude.
Bright : sigh, here we go.
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Blue: Yeah right.
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