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Published: 2016-06-28 21:38:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 804; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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Red: Fucking awesome. Now I look more sexy and you know it.ΒRelated content
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Blue: I can't I have to go back home to my family.
Red: I want to go get drunk
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Lespy: Well it's okay but because you're not going to go Blue you do not want to swallow vodka besides that family you have
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Blue: Well later dudes
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Lespy: wait a minute Blue do not worry about your family I'll put a hologram of yours just need a drop of your blood. What do you say
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Blue: No, i got enough shit from you. I just want to be with my family
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Lespy: it's okay just go with your family but you have a free day just find me as Lespy.
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Blue: Do you go on crazy adventures?
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Lespy: yes, but also not only in crazy adventures but in epic adventures
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Blue: Yeah, I'm done with those kinds of adventures.
Red: Because Blue is a pussy now.
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Lespy: Blue what of his series and I saw all his adventures I do not mean that it is different. It's very different from what you talk to me!
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Blue: all those adventures I always get hurt
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Leapy: Do not worry, I'd put a magnetic shield on you.
but I still do not want to do those adventures I want to go and swallow vodka and eat burritos!
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Blue: no thanks dude. i just want a normal life
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Lespy: Blue some day you are going to go on an amazing adventure that you will not miss it.
ok Red let's go
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Blue: I had enough adventure to last me a lifetime
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Lespy: But you're going to do it anyway
Red are you waiting for? Are we going to swallow something or what?
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Red was already drunk
Blue: No I'm not
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Lespy: ok someday. You will have an epic day but more epic than you already have to get used to.
Lespy: ok let's go Red
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while they are at the bar and Lespy and his friend Red were less drunk.
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Red
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Lespy: Do not worry my friend (belching)
I give you a cure for this.
even being drunk he gave a special injection that tries to activate his nerves without getting tired for a second
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Red: Fuck dude, I don't want a cure for drunkeness, I want the cure for being sober! (Gets a mug of beer) And here it is beeatch. (Starts drinking)
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Lespy: ok, even though I gave you that injection so you're not sober.
Lespy taking every jug of beer he brought to their table.
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Lespy: ohhhh now if we have to go crazy in this party.
Lespy: colleagues do not worry about paying your drinks and I pay !!!!!
people were thrilled to have been causing a crazy party.
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Red: Were are the ladies and why aren't they on my dick!?
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Lespy: you just have to call the attention of those beautiful ladies ok? you have your thing and I do mine.
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Red: I just did. I saidΒ I wanted aa bitch on my dick
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Lespy: Why can not you find another girl?
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Red: (Drunk) Why can't you get your mom a post, Yeah!
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Lespy: shut up fucking pajero (drunk just the same) I would like to find your mother and violate her 2 million times but you are reborn in a meteorite.
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Red: (drunk) Your mom is fucking a meteorite, Woo!
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Lespy: ufff. hey hey hey hey ....... (belching) look at those guys and I think they're looking at us
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Red: (drunk) you mean those little bunnies with top hats?
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Lespy: It's not what I mean, but yep. Sure but surely they are not that they hit you and kicked out the shit? ...
(I was almost going to throw up but I can stand it)
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Red: Ha! you having trouble holding your liq... Blarg! (Throws up all over Lespy's face)
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Lespy: ehehe at last I have my protective shield did not give nothing "hiccup"
now...............now is my turn
lespy was no longer holding his vomit. Suddenly says something.
Lespy: oohhhh no here come .....
blllwwwaahhhh !!!!!
Lespy vomited Red's entire body, but did not realize that her vomit was of penetrating acid
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Red: I'm melting! oh what a world, what a world!
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You're not melting asshole my vomit "hiccup" ... my mm my vomit does not disintegrate anything ... it only makes you burn your body .........
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Red: Burn baby burn!
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Lespy: Your burn bitch!!!!! :/
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Red: (drunk) Your moms a burned bitch. yessssss.
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Lespy: FUCK OFF!!!#!!#! Wohoooooo!!!!!
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Red: (drunk) That's what she said
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Lespy: and now that it starts to hardcore.
lespy puts on an electro music that nobody has heard until today.
pegboard nerds "disconnected"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MwSkC85Tβ¦
if you want to know that this epic music just listen to it
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Red: BOO! play real music! (Red Switches it to loud distorted dubstep music) WOO! I'm getting a boner!
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lespy: no matter how it will be repaired instantly. Red
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Red: Your music sucks! My musicΒ gets pussy!
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SHUT TO FUCK UP BITCH my music is very cool and AMAZING! !!!!!!!
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