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Alvinseville4560 — A is for a winner part 10

Published: 2016-03-27 01:31:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 623; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description We're heading home. But Dave forgot how to drive a RV?

Dave: Alright boys. Let's go home. *gets in the RV*

Chipmunks: Ok. *gets in the RV*

Dave: Well...heh. Boys, I don't know how to drive a RV.

Chipmunks: WHAT!!!!! O_o

Dave: Y-Yeah.

Theodore: O-Oh man. <: |

Dave: *sits down a front seat* *turns on the RV*

Theodore: *looks at me and Simon nervously*

Me: Simon, can you drive a RV?

Simon: What? N-No. *nervously*

Me: Well...*nervously* we're doom.

Dave: *drives the RV crazy* AAAH!!!!!!!!!

Chipmunks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((O_O))

*CRASH*

Dave: Well...at least our car safe.

*BOOM*

Dave: Oh no.

Me: Well I guess that's a waste of my $100,000 that I won at the snowboard contest.

Simon & Theodore: Yep.

(THE END!)

(Next up is Theodore's dance move)



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cartoonfan707 In reply to ??? [2016-06-02 02:17:42 +0000 UTC]

Okay, Alvin! Now you remember your relationship with Birdie and Warbie? This next song is about you as an old man to either Birdie or Warbie as either Birdie or Warbie are dressed up as girls and are preferred to be called “Shes,” as they are known as a She-bird in the song. And I’m in this song with you guys as well. So are ya ready to hear the song?

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-06-02 20:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Uh sure.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-06-03 23:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Okay, when I sing "I" or "me," I mean myself. When I sing "old man," "man" or "he," I mean you. When I sing "she," or "her," I mean either Birdie or Warbie.

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-06-05 19:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Ok.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-06-05 20:36:22 +0000 UTC]

*presses the radio button* *Funk music starts playing*  www.metacafe.com/watch/8286934…

*sings* It was only last June

When her old man ran away

She couldn’t stop crying

Cause she knew he was gonnne to stay

It was ten thirty-five on a lone-ly Friday night

She was standin’ by the bowl, Ooo!

She was lookin’ alllright, yeah…

 

Me & radio people: I asked if she wanted to dance

And she said that all she wanted was a good man

And wanted to know

If I thought I was qualified,

Me: Yeah

And I said, *smiling*

 

Me & radio people: Ba_by, *holds up one finger shaking it* don’t waaaaste your time…. Me: That’s what I told her. Yeah…

Me & radio people:  *pokes my chest twice* I_ know! What’s *finger-tapping the side of my forehead*oooon your mind (Yeah)

Me: I may be qualified,

For a rock-in band

Me & radio people: But I could never take your place

Me: Of YOUR MAN!...

 

(Spoken) AAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Sings) Ohh, because of your man

 

*smiling real big while singing*

It hurt me so bad when she told me

With tears in her eyes… Radio people: Tears… in… her… eyes…

Me: He was all she ever had

And now she wanted to_ *nods* die…

 

Me & radio people: He left her with a baby

And another one on the way Me: Yeaaah

She couldn’t stop cryin’

Cause she-

Me & radio people: -Knew he was gonnne to stay

Me: Yeah … She asked me if-

Me & radio people: -we could be friends and I_ said_ *shaking my shoulders*

Oh honey, baby that’s a dead_ end_

U know and I know….

That_ we_ wouldn’t be satisfied

 

Me: *points to myself* (Spoken) At least I wouldn’t.

    (Sings) And I said,

     

    Me & radio people: Ba_by, *holds up one finger shaking it* don’t waaaaste your time…. Me: Yeah, yeah

*pokes my chest twice* I_ know! What’s *finger-tapping the side of my forehead*oooon your mind (Yes I do)

We wouldn’t be satisfied Radio girl: Wouldn’t be sat-is-fied

Me: With an one_ night_ stand Radio people: Oo, oo, oo

Me: *points to myself* Not me!

Radio people: But I could never take the place

Me: Never take the place of your man!

 

Oo…oo…oo *claps twice & quickly grips back on the steering handlebars*

Because of your man (Yeah)

Oh, oh, oh, OWWW!

*During the electric guitar solo, I lean way back on my seat with one hand above my head & my index finger pointing up, swaying my wrist round & round acting like I’m a rodeo cowboy and the other hand still holding on to the handlebar of my motorcycle, still driving down the road and smiling real big like I’m cool*

*When the electric guitar solo becomes strong & epic, I drive real fast around & round a gigantic flowerbed in the middle of the street in circles to the music, still smiling big & acting like a rodeo cowboy* *Afterwards with both hands back on the handlebars, I zoom down a differ road in the woods which leads to the countryside as the music soon comes to its end*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-06-06 03:28:10 +0000 UTC]

Wow!

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-06-08 15:09:50 +0000 UTC]

*nodding my head, smiling real big, while driving through the countryside*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-06-08 16:51:42 +0000 UTC]

*smiling too but, not real big*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-18 02:19:19 +0000 UTC]

*presses the radio button again still driving**sound of an electric guitar hotly playing then of a knocking rhythm*

*sexy & scratchy sounding* Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah…

*a good sounding of pop/funk music playing*

 

*singing* Dig if you will the picture

Of you and I engaged in a kisssss

The sweat of your bodddy covers me

Can you my dar_ling,

Can you picture this?

 

Dream if you can… a court_yard

An ocean of vio-lets in bloom…

An-i-mals strike curious poses

They feel the heat!

The heat between me and you

 

How can you just leave me stand-ing?

Alone in a world that’s so cold (So cold)

Maybe I’m just too de-mand-ing

Maybe I’m just like my un-cle, too bold

Maybe I’m just like my mot-her

She’s never sat-is-fied (She’s never sat-is-fied)

Why do we scream at each other?

This is what it sounds like

When doves… cry…

 

*high-pitched* Yeah…

Yoo-hoo…oo, oo, oo, oo…. A-doo-a-doo-aaaaaa-ohh

 

How can you just leave me stand-ing?

Alone in a world that’s so cold (A-world-that’s-so-cold)

Maybe I’m just too de-mand-ing (Maybe, maybe…..)

Maybe I’m just like my un-cle, too bold (I’m-like-my-uncle, you-you-you know he’s too bold!)

Maybe I’m just like my mot-her (Maybe…. I’m-just-like-my-moth-a)

She’s never sat-is-fied (She’s-never, been-satisfied, why?)

Why do we scream at each other? (Do-we-scream, whyyy-hyyyyyy?)

This is what it sounds like

When doves… cry…

 

When doves… cry (Doves… cry, doves…)

When doves…. Cry…. Ry… (Don’t cry, don’t…… cry……..)

*Electric guitar plays*

 

*sexy* Ah ah ah, yeah… Ah ah ah, yeah… (Ah ah ah, yeah…)

*Electric guitar keeps playing*

(Ah ah ah, yeah! Ah ah ah, yeah! Ah ah ah, yeah…)

*Sound of electric guitar*

When doves… cry…

When dovvvvvves cry…

When doves… cry…

 

*high-pitched screams* I! … I!

I! ... I!

    I! I! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!-I! *panting*

     

    Uh-oo-uh-oo-uh-oo-uh-oo-uh-oo… (Huh!)

    Ooooooo-oo-wha … Ooooooo-oo-wha … Ooooooo-oo-wha

    *high-pitched* Whoo!

    Ooooooo-oo-wha

(Fades)

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-18 04:12:25 +0000 UTC]

Amber, you need to catch your breath. *patting you in the back gently*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-18 16:47:38 +0000 UTC]

*panting* Yeah. *pants* *liking the feel of you patting my back*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-18 19:33:33 +0000 UTC]

Better? *stops patting your back*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-18 21:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I need to stop for water. Why did you did that?

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-18 21:59:38 +0000 UTC]

You panting at the end of the song.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-18 22:11:34 +0000 UTC]

*pants* Yeah, hold on. *drives my motorcycle to a cool running stream and parks nearby it* *gets off my motorcycle, goes and kneels down to the stream to drink some water* *puts my hands in the stream to scoop up some cool water and bring it up to my mouth to drink it* *keeps on scooping the water and drinking it just until my throat is well enough to sing again* *now satisfied, goes and gets back on my motorcycle with you still on it, cranks it and pulls out* *I soon am driving again out on the country road*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-19 02:01:23 +0000 UTC]

Feel better now?

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-19 02:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. *keeps driving until we arrive to a strange portal in the middle of the country road* *inside the portal is a certain street with big animated alphabet letters flying & dancing* Alright Alvin, we’re heading down to Alphabet Street.

 

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-19 19:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Uhh...are we in the learning station of the Alphabet city? 

A: We're happy and dancing. 

B: But we are so happy. 

C: I can do this. 

D: Darn dancing. 

E: EEEK! 

F: I can fly. 

G: Go dance! 

H: I'm *pants* tired. 

I: I'm so happy. 

J: J stands for just dance. 

K: Karate dance. 

L: I'm Lilly dance. 

M: Mmmmm yummy dance. 

N: No dance allowed. 

O: Oh ok. 

P: Pop dance. 

Q: ... *speaking gibberish* 

R: Arr matey. 

S: I'm ssssssssso dancing. 

T: Top of the "T" move. 

U: You can dance. 

V: Vaccum dance. 

W: What is dance? 

X: X-ray dance. 

Y: You can dance too. 

Z: I'm *zzzz*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-19 22:50:46 +0000 UTC]

No, this is no learning station and this is no preschool song, I swear! This is a real cool song, I promise! Just listen. *presses the music radio button*

No!  *echoes* No, no….
*A street upbeat then starts as music soon plays*

*I start singing* I’m going down… *funky music plays*
2 Alphabet Street             
I’m gonna crown…
*points thumb to you* This hot-munk that I meet
I’m gonna talk_ so_ sexy
He’ll want me from my head 2 my feet

Radio people:
Yeah, yeah… yeah…
Me: Yes he will
Radio people: Yeah, yeah… yeah… Me: Ah, yeah…
Radio People: Yeah, yeah… yeah…

Me:
Uh! *music halts*

He’s gonna drive… *music plays again*
A dashing Thunderbird (A dashing Thunderbird)
A white_ rad_ ride, ’66 (67) so glam, it’s absurd
He’s gonna put me in the back seat
And drive me … *music halts* 2 Tennessee *music plays*

Radio people:
Yeah, yeah… yeah… Me: Hmm mm.
Radio people: Yeah, yeah… yeah… Me: Tennessee…
Radio people: Yeah, yeah… yeah… Me: drive me

*music rhythm makes a funk-style doo-wop beat*
Excusssssse me, baby   Radio people: Yeah
Me: I don’t mean 2 to be ruddde….  Radio people: Yeah
Me: But-I-guess-tonight-I’m-just-not, I’m-just-not- Radio people: Yeah
Me: -in-the-mood
So if U don’t mind   Radio People: Yeah, yeah…-
Me: I would like to…  Radio People: -yeah…
Me: watch

Radio People:
Yeah, yeah…- Me: Ow!
Radio People: -Yeah…   Me: can I?...
Radio People: Yeah, yeah… yeah…  Me: Uh, oww, a-oww!
Radio People: Yeah, yeah… yeah… Me: Can-I-can-I-can-I, can I…

Radio People & Me:
We’re_ go_ ing_ down, down, down, if that’s the only way
2-make-this cruel, cruel world hear what we’ve got to say
Put the right letters to-get-her
Me: And make a better day  Radio People: Ow

Radio People:
Yeah, yeah… yeah… better days…
Yeah, yeah… yeah… it’s O-O-K
Yeah, yeah… yeah…
Radio People & Me: May-be_ it’s_ the_ on-ly_ way! *music halts yet we still sing*     

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaaaaaah *song ends*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-20 20:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Well that's cool.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-20 20:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...* *keeps driving my motorcycle leaving Alphabet St. and entering another city with pop music*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-23 03:01:27 +0000 UTC]

*Michael Jackson "Billie Jean" playing* www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02LXu… ;

Me: Pop music.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-23 03:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, man yeah. But I mean this kind of Pop.

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-24 16:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Well what are we doing here?

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-29 00:33:35 +0000 UTC]

*presses radio button again* *dead zone music starts, then a pickup drum beat rhythm is heard that turns the music into funky pop*

*sings* What’s the matter with your life?
Is the poverty bringing u down?
Is the mailman jerking u ‘round?
Did he put your million_ dollar_ check_ into_ someone_ else’s_ box?
Tell me,

Radio People & me: What’s the matter with your world?
Me: Was it a boy when u wanted a girl? (Boy when u wanted a girl)
Don’t you know straight hair ain’t got no curl? (No_ curl_)
Life, it ain’t real funk-y
Unless it’s got that pop
Dig it 

Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: *swinging & jamming to the music* Everybody needs a thrill
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: We all got a space to fill…..
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: Everybody can’t be on top
Me & radio people: Life, it ain’t real funk-y
Unless it’s got that pop
Dig it

Me: Tell me,
Radio people & me: What’s that underneath your hair?
Me: Is there anybody living there?... (Anybody living there…)
U can’t get over, if u say u just don’t care (Don’t_ care_)
Radio people & me: Show me a boy who stays in school
And I’ll show u a boy a-ware!
Me: Dig it 

Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: Everybody needs a thrill
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: We all got a space to fill…..
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: Everybody can’t be on top
Me & radio people: Life, it ain’t real funk-y
Unless it’s got that pop
Dig it 

(Funky instrumental music plays) 

Me: Yeah,
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: Everybody needs a thrill!
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: We all got a space to fill…..
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: Everybody wants to be on top!
Me & radio people: Life, it ain’t real funk-y
Unless it’s got that pop- 

*music stops as we pass a big group playing basketball* *As someone soon throws the ball through the hoop, everybody cheers* *the music soon plays again*

Everybody needs a thrill
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: We all got a space to fill
Me & radio people: Pop. Life.
Me: Everybody can’t be build…
Up
Me & radio people: Life, it ain’t real funk-y
Unless it’s got that pop
(Fades)

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-29 18:16:05 +0000 UTC]

Nice one. Do you even know where were going?

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-29 20:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, we're heading back 2 your world. And I'm still a sexy man! (That's kinda creepy for a girl to say is it. )

*driving on* *later back on the normal road in the 2015 chipmunks world* Now Alvin, we’re gotta drive 2 the moon.

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-30 16:57:42 +0000 UTC]

(You think so huh?)

To the moon? Do we need astronaut's helmets?

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-30 18:03:32 +0000 UTC]

*drives right in a local gas station called “The Moon” and parks at its convenience store*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-30 23:20:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Whew.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-07-31 01:46:24 +0000 UTC]

*laughs & giggles thinking the whole thing is funny* Have U ever heard of a gas station called “The Moon?”

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-07-31 17:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Uh no.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-01 16:17:59 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* Say um, I'm gonna buy us some snacks. U want a Caramello candy bar or a Snickers?

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-02 04:45:18 +0000 UTC]

Candy bar.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-02 15:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Man which one? A Caramello? ep.yimg.com/ay/candy-crate/car… Or a Snickers? www.payless.pk/image/data/sink… Or do U wanna try the new latest snickers? pbs.twimg.com/media/Bshtk4SIIA…

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-04 23:18:23 +0000 UTC]

2 Snickers bars.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-04 23:19:48 +0000 UTC]

2 Snickers bars? 1 for me and 1 for U?

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-05 23:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-07 00:47:06 +0000 UTC]

*gets off my motorcycle and goes inside the convenience store while you are still on my motor outside waiting on me* 

*In the Convenience store*

*I go in the back to the frozen drinks and get two soda bottles of Peach-Flavored Crush & Root Beer and hold them in my arm* *Then I go and grab four Air-heads & two Snickers in one hand and get a bag of Lay's Potato Chips & a bag of Beef Jerky with the other* *I then go to the counter and put all ten items on top of it to empty my arms* *I hold up one finger to the man behind the counter, go and get two red apples and a cheese bag, then come back and put them on the counter now having thirteen items total* *after the counter man types in the price of each item and totals it up, I give him a 20 dollar bill as he takes it, gives me back some money and puts the items in two separate bags* 

*Outside*
*I open the door and come out of the store carrying the two bags of snacks, get back on my motorcycle, crank it up and pull out as we both zoom to a nearby picnic table underneath a big peaceful tree* *I park my motorcycle close by as we then get off and sit down at the picnic table as I then give you your snack bag* *Inside your bag is a bottle of Root Beer, 1 Watermelon & 1 Grape-Flavored Airhead, a Snickers bar, a bag of natural Cheddar Cheese balls and a red apple*

*Inside my bag, I have a bottle of Peach-Flavored Crush soda, 1 Watermelon & 1 Grape-Flavored Airhead, a Snickers bar, a bag of Dill Pickled-Flavored Lay's Potato Chips, a bag of Jack Link's A1 Steak Sauce Beef Jerky and a red apple*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-09 19:57:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Amber. I didn't know you bought so much grocery stuff. *eating Watermelon*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-09 21:55:38 +0000 UTC]

(It's a watermelon Airhead you're eating)

*Opens my Crush bottle and drinks it* *opens my snickers bar and takes a bite of it*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-10 20:20:03 +0000 UTC]

(Oh, right.) 

*drinking root beer* *opens my snickers bar and takes a bite of it*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-10 21:44:10 +0000 UTC]

*eating my snickers and drinking my Peach-flavored Crush* *after my snickers, I open and eat my watermelon airhead, loving the taste as I dissolve it in my mouth*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-11 06:31:52 +0000 UTC]

*ate all the watermelon airhead*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-11 15:46:47 +0000 UTC]

(You only have one watermelon airhead and one grape airhead)

*eat the rest of my watermelon airhead and rips open and starts munching on the A1 Steak Sauce flavored Beef jerky*

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-12 21:31:55 +0000 UTC]

( )

*eating the grape airhead*

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-12 22:12:41 +0000 UTC]

*drinks my Crush soda* Um, U like beef jerky?

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-13 21:40:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.

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cartoonfan707 In reply to Alvinseville4560 [2016-08-13 22:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow, really? U really do? Wanna try 1 then? *gives you a good large piece of beef jerky* It's steak sauce-flavored. Tastes just like A1 Steak Sauce.

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Alvinseville4560 In reply to cartoonfan707 [2016-08-14 00:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Ok. *takes it* *eats it* Hmmm

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