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Published: 2012-08-09 03:36:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1273; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 4
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AKA Older Zombie ManAfter several wars and battles left him partially destroyed more than once, the ever-evolving culture and technology of the Herbal Kingdom gave it's rulers the oportunity to advance one of it's most prominent protectors and family royal.
Using special liquid that pumps from his tanks, Zombie Man regained his thinking ability and became capable of speech and reason. Due to the lack of supplies of spare limbs, King Bit, the Spring Song, improvised and designed a steam-powered metal arm and leg that heightens his strength.
Despite his horrid appearance, he's a well loved warrior under the Herbal Royal's arms, and a beloved "uncle" of the kingdom's young pricnesses...
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O. Kenny: ........... HOLY SPACE!!!
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Perrie: Hey! hey! hey! hey! Look how tiny we are! 8D
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O. Kenny: *stares up at Zem* Is that... that....
Connor: *runs up to them* Come on dad, you can take him.
O. Kenny: *covers Connor's mouth*
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Uncle Zem *growls* take me on a fight? gewd, I've been yearning to show the kiddies how a real fight goes! Hey Perrie, watch your uncle take this wuss on!
perrie: YEAH! GO UNCLE ZEM! XD
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O. Kenny: Uhhh, why Connor? *pushes him towards the girls* Look, my son didn't mean that. I'm not a wuss, but I don't want to fight ya, bro.
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Uncle Zem: heh, I don't wanna fight you either, but come on! one good brawl for ole time's sake?
Perrie:..to Conner* yer dad's a wuss!
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O. Kenny: Fine then *cracks knuckles loudly and gets in fighting stance, hidden blades ready* I could use a bit of practice with my new tools.
Connor: Pfff, as if, my dad's the coolest ever!
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Uncle Zem: sucker punches him with his steel arm*
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O. Kenny: *knocks back some, rolling and flips to feet* Oh you're getting it *throws a string that wraps around Zem's neck, then tugs hard and sends him forward, making him do a faceplant*
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Zem: grabs the strong and pulls Kenny off from the dirt and hurls him around above his head*
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O. Kenny: WOAH!!! *is hurled around, then breaks the string, flying backwards from Zem, then throws two knifes with strings attached and they hit Zem's shoulders, then he tugs both and they retract, sending him flying at Zem's head, where he hits the back of it with both his feet and does a spin back aways, landing in fight stance*
Connor: Told you my dad was the coolest.
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Zem: steam starts pumping out of his mech arm and starts punching craters*
Perrie: oh yeah, well, Uncle Zem's still cooler!
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Connor: No way, my totally is cooler than him.
O. Kenny: *runs at Zem, avoiding his fists, then stabs a sword into his foot, and as he does, he swings and launches himself upward, latching onto Zem's shoulder, where he throws a string that wraps itself around Zem's left arm and then does some hard tugs, making Zem punch himself in the face*
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Zem: hmm, good show, but (steam bursts out from his back and hits Kenny on the face) I'm full of surprises, bub!
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O. Kenny: Ahhhhhhh! *launched off, lands on his back* GLOB IT! *rubs eyes*
Connor: Come on dad, you can do it!
O. Kenny: *flips to feet, then shoots holes through the tubes on Zem's back with his hidden guns*
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Perrie: NO! DON'T DO THAT!
(viscous liquid shot to kenny's face)
Zem: uh-oh, there goes one tank...
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O. Kenny: Ah crap! *tries to wipe it away, but can't* Guess I'm going blind then *stands still, waiting for any trace of movement from Zem*
Connor: What was that? *looks at his father's face*
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Sybil: that's the epxerimental fluid that keeps the blood from his brain flowing enough to keep it functioning!
Zem: oh crap, uh, kids, go get your father...
Perrie: MUM! MUM! (running back to the castle) I SAID YOUR FATHER NOT YOUR MOTHER, KID, AH CRAP...Herbie's gonna kill me...
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O. Kenny: What's going on? *still unable to see*
Connor: *stays with Sybil*
O. Kenny: Uh oh, I sense doom.
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(hears Tim Curry's Voice)
Ben the Tomato Butler: all hail under the presence of Queen Herbie!
Herbie: hush now, Ben...Kenny, how nice of you to drop by. How awful of you to answer Zem's cockiness.
Uncle Zem: hey herbs-
Herbie: And you, must you always beckon for a fight?
Uncle Zem: well, you know me...
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O. Kenny: Hello Herbie *turns head in direction of Herbie's voice*
Connor: *tugs Sybil's arm* Is that your mom?
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sybil: yeah.
Herbie: (inspects ZM's tanks) Ben, putty.
Ben: right away your highness!
Herbie: I apologize for Zem's behavior, he's very cocky once he got his thinking back.
Zem: but the kids love'em. hehe. ow...
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O. Kenny: I see.... well he's quite a fighter.
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Q. Herbie: well, I suggest you don't excite him. Having his thinking back got his very ..."competitive".
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O. Kenny: *chuckles*
Connor: *nudges Perrie* Guess my dad won *grins*
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perrie: no ways! he got a face planted with viscuos liquid! my uncle totally got him!
Q. Herbie: and as for you, young lady. How many times had I told you not to urge your uncle into these little fights?
perrie: pouts* sorry mum.
Q. Herbie: sigh* it's okay. it's not like there's anything you and your sister could had done...
Zem: uh, hate to break it to ya, but I'm losing half a brain here!
Q. Herbie: oh, right, sorry...
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O. Kenny: *finally gets the goo off his face* Finally *pulls out a wooden pipe and starts to smoke it*
Connor: Nuh uh!
O. Kenny: *sighs* My son really looks up to me Herbie, so hey kind of encouraged it too. But yeah, better fix Zem up fast.
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Zem: memories...of me...pushing pencils up my nose...coming back...ugh...
Q. Herbie: right right, Ben, emergency putty!
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O. Kenny: Anything I can do to help, Herbie?
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Q. Herbie: just stay there while Wade applies some ointment over your face...
Wade:...smears ointment playfully over Kenny's face* DAHAHAHA!!!
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O. Kenny: ......... *sighs and lets the ointment do its thing*
Connor: *chuckles at Wade putting the ointment on his dad*
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Wade:...(hands Connor a bucket and ointment)
Perrie: YAY! (starts playing with the ointment, too)
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O. Kenny: So am I just some person to play around with?
Connor: *sniffs the bucket* Glad I don't have this on me.
((Oh did it now Connor xD))
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perrie:... (grabbed a handful and chucked it at Connor*) OINTMENT FIGHT!!!
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Connor: *growls, then starts throwing some at Perrie*
O. Kenny: .... *facepalm* Ughhhhhhh....
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Wade:...(hands Connor a bucket and ointment)
Perrie: YAY! (starts playing with the ointment, too)
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