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General Porkrind begins his first week as the night guard of the Strawberryland 2003 headquarters.

The phone call is as follows.

Hello, hello? Uh, if you're the new night guard, welcome aboard! Just wanted to make this call before you settle in on your first week.

Ever since that incident with the Strawckleberry gallery, everyone knew we needed security. Clearly some troublemakers have tried to convince Strawberry to get on with it with Orange and Peppermint.

Some did the same but told Blueberry to get down with Huck, and then with Rainbow. As we all know, Strawberry is obviously taken by Huck, Orange by Fry, Blueberry by Cranberry Clover, and for Rainbow? Well I think the new guy was named Ale, though the files call him Captain Ale Keg.

Peppermint we haven't established yet, but I guess she's into both genders. To be honest, I'm glad she managed to get over her crush on Strawberry. If you're concerned about Root Beer, well he and Peppermint haven't said much.

Coco and Seaberry have clearly been established so that's out of the question. We also have a policy stating that we are not responsible for any controversies that happen on the outside of our headquarters. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Good thing we locked the doors and windows so that nothing could happen. But you should be aware, some of these guys like to break in at night.

The only real risk to you as a night watchman here is obviously someone trying to break in. By utilizing the control pad, you can switch cameras with the numbered buttons, and also use the blue and red buttons for the lights and doors. The doors however, were made to open up on their own to recharge for a while if kept closed for a bit too long. And even though that happens, you don't have to worry about the place going dark.

Well, I think that's it, at least for now. So check those cameras, close the doors if needed, and report any suspicious behavior if it's seen on camera. Good luck tonight, and I'll call you again tomorrow.

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General Porkrind begins his first week as the night guard of the Strawberryland 2003 headquarters.

The phone call is as follows.

Hello, hello? Uh, if you're the new night guard, welcome aboard! Just wanted to make this call before you settle in on your first week.

Ever since that incident with the Strawckleberry gallery, everyone knew we needed security. Clearly some troublemakers have tried to convince Strawberry to get on with it with Orange and Peppermint.

Some did the same but told Blueberry to get down with Huck, and then with Rainbow. As we all know, Strawberry is obviously taken by Huck, Orange by Fry, Blueberry by Cranberry Clover, and for Rainbow? Well I think the new guy was named Ale, though the files call him Captain Ale Keg.

Peppermint we haven't established yet, but I guess she's into both genders. To be honest, I'm glad she managed to get over her crush on Strawberry. If you're concerned about Root Beer, well he and Peppermint haven't said much.

Coco and Seaberry have clearly been established so that's out of the question. We also have a policy stating that we are not responsible for any controversies that happen on the outside of our headquarters. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Good thing we locked the doors and windows so that nothing could happen. But you should be aware, some of these guys like to break in at night.

The only real risk to you as a night watchman here is obviously someone trying to break in. By utilizing the control pad, you can switch cameras with the numbered buttons, and also use the blue and red buttons for the lights and doors. The doors however, were made to open up on their own to recharge for a while if kept closed for a bit too long. And even though that happens, you don't have to worry about the place going dark.

Well, I think that's it, at least for now. So check those cameras, close the doors if needed, and report any suspicious behavior if it's seen on camera. Good luck tonight, and I'll call you again tomorrow.