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This is a follow-up to Another Bad Night:
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Red: (Answers) Hello General?

General Porkind: Thank God you picked up!

Red: Oh, right... let me guess, intruders again?

General Porkind: I thought ahead man. I had about twenty troops. There were about five invaders. We almost got taken down. It was either them or us in this shocking time.

Red: Anything else.

General Porkind: Well I just found out that the police investigated a place called "Cool Berry Couples" which is obviously not us.

Red: I'm with you on that. That's clearly the headquarters for an illegal act.

General Porkind: And only hours after the investigation, Huck and Blueberry went missing, but by same reasons. I don't know what this Buck file is, since some guy vandalized the place before the police investigated but apparently it has a photo of Huck and Blueberry, both ripped out of Strawckleberry and Clueberry images. Their ultimate plan is called... "Strawssom-Fizz-Cherry-Tart."

Red: What's that?

General Porkind: Well, Pink Glaze Donut was kind enough to give me copies of the important documents so here they are: Post-BCKLBRY Victory Plan: Ultimate Lez-Berry. Subject Name: Strawberry Shortcake. Ultimate plan: Engage her in acts with ORNG-BLSM All Generations, PRMNT-FZZ-03-07, CHRY-JM-09, RSP-TRT-21. I'm assuming these are all codes to keep us from finding out what they’re talking about. You know what these really are...

Red: (Pause) Now that I think about it, Strawssom-Fizz-Cherry-Tart sounds like something that’s going to give the Blues nightmares if they find out what it means. I would suggest that Strawberry and Huck just stay together. I'll tell the daytime guard to keep a close eye on Blueberry Muffin and Cranberry Clover.

General Porkind: What about Orange Blossom, Peppermint Fizz, Cherry Jam, and Raspberry Torte?

Red: I'm not worried. This is likely the 2009 Cherry and 2021 Raspberry. I would just leave those to the Strawckleberry folks who mostly specialize in those incarnations. Orange and Peppermint however I'm a lot more worried about.

General Porkind: Well I think Orange Blossom could be easier to deal with. She's always near Fried Chicken, so I guess we could keep them near each other. Then Peppermint... I guess Root Beer was a largely positive influence in her life, since his piano ballad in that one episode got him more than Peppermint’s Heart of Gold.

Red: (Getting an idea.) Oh I know where this is goin' man!

General Porkind: You read my mind! I'll see what KC will do when he's done with his classes and any other important matters! Talk to ya later!

Red: Talk to you soon!

END OF CALL

Description
This is a follow-up to Another Bad Night:
www.deviantart.com/angryobject…

Red: (Answers) Hello General?

General Porkind: Thank God you picked up!

Red: Oh, right... let me guess, intruders again?

General Porkind: I thought ahead man. I had about twenty troops. There were about five invaders. We almost got taken down. It was either them or us in this shocking time.

Red: Anything else.

General Porkind: Well I just found out that the police investigated a place called "Cool Berry Couples" which is obviously not us.

Red: I'm with you on that. That's clearly the headquarters for an illegal act.

General Porkind: And only hours after the investigation, Huck and Blueberry went missing, but by same reasons. I don't know what this Buck file is, since some guy vandalized the place before the police investigated but apparently it has a photo of Huck and Blueberry, both ripped out of Strawckleberry and Clueberry images. Their ultimate plan is called... "Strawssom-Fizz-Cherry-Tart."

Red: What's that?

General Porkind: Well, Pink Glaze Donut was kind enough to give me copies of the important documents so here they are: Post-BCKLBRY Victory Plan: Ultimate Lez-Berry. Subject Name: Strawberry Shortcake. Ultimate plan: Engage her in acts with ORNG-BLSM All Generations, PRMNT-FZZ-03-07, CHRY-JM-09, RSP-TRT-21. I'm assuming these are all codes to keep us from finding out what they’re talking about. You know what these really are...

Red: (Pause) Now that I think about it, Strawssom-Fizz-Cherry-Tart sounds like something that’s going to give the Blues nightmares if they find out what it means. I would suggest that Strawberry and Huck just stay together. I'll tell the daytime guard to keep a close eye on Blueberry Muffin and Cranberry Clover.

General Porkind: What about Orange Blossom, Peppermint Fizz, Cherry Jam, and Raspberry Torte?

Red: I'm not worried. This is likely the 2009 Cherry and 2021 Raspberry. I would just leave those to the Strawckleberry folks who mostly specialize in those incarnations. Orange and Peppermint however I'm a lot more worried about.

General Porkind: Well I think Orange Blossom could be easier to deal with. She's always near Fried Chicken, so I guess we could keep them near each other. Then Peppermint... I guess Root Beer was a largely positive influence in her life, since his piano ballad in that one episode got him more than Peppermint’s Heart of Gold.

Red: (Getting an idea.) Oh I know where this is goin' man!

General Porkind: You read my mind! I'll see what KC will do when he's done with his classes and any other important matters! Talk to ya later!

Red: Talk to you soon!

END OF CALL