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Description Tali and Garrus, giving each other shit about every little thing over drinks. I swear to god this probably happens all the time with them.

EDIT: Now in HD (not actually high definition)

Mass Effect (c) Bioware, of course
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Comments: 155

devilsadvocate222289 In reply to ??? [2010-03-15 18:31:01 +0000 UTC]

When you talk to her after her trial verdict.

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devilsadvocate222289 [2010-03-15 12:05:04 +0000 UTC]

haha, I love both of them

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JuulxxxMetallix [2010-03-15 03:00:41 +0000 UTC]

It probably does. I mean, take them both to the Citadel with you and listen to them "reminisce".

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Kote-Vode-An [2010-03-12 01:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Legendary!

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Gaylien-Sparkles [2010-03-11 04:57:06 +0000 UTC]

At least they aren't teases like Mordin.

YOU BROKE MY HEART DOCTOR SOLUS.

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anniezard In reply to Gaylien-Sparkles [2010-03-11 07:04:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, he DOES have an appealing skin color, apparently. Not his fault. He's just that awesome naturally.

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fuXorZ [2010-03-11 04:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Tali: I have a shotgun...
One of the best lines in the game.

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aerieyena [2010-03-11 03:11:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol! That's awesome. XD

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Thatrealycoolguy In reply to ??? [2010-03-11 02:34:52 +0000 UTC]

When, did he say popping the heat sink? I have a bad memory.

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anniezard In reply to Thatrealycoolguy [2010-03-11 03:05:02 +0000 UTC]

If you pursue a romantic option with Garrus, it's something that pops up. Here's a video of it: [link]

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Thatrealycoolguy In reply to anniezard [2010-03-11 03:45:58 +0000 UTC]

Aah. Ok.

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LordTyranicus [2010-03-11 02:15:14 +0000 UTC]

never mess with Tali

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Spiff101 [2010-03-11 00:53:41 +0000 UTC]

lol oh man thats awesome

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DarkKitsuneShinigami [2010-03-10 23:56:50 +0000 UTC]

Win. Much win.

And I can totally see them fighting over Shepard. At least FemShepard since you get both those lines and it's obvious Bioware was planning on having Tali as a femShepard love interest.

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werewolftragon [2010-03-10 22:57:57 +0000 UTC]

lol this is funny

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KailinShadowen [2010-03-10 20:39:24 +0000 UTC]

You know, I can totally see this happening XD Nicely done

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thaLadyNeko [2010-03-10 19:39:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Yea, exactly that kind of relationship i imagine them having!

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mad-dragon249 [2010-03-10 18:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Haha, very nice work, gave me a good lol

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SavageLycan [2010-03-10 17:53:01 +0000 UTC]

BEST. THING. EVER.

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azure-ocelot In reply to ??? [2010-03-10 17:14:16 +0000 UTC]

FANTASTIC. I definitely see these two as friendly rivals, not quite friends, not quite enemies, but unable to leave each other alone. That dialogue in the second game confirms it. Garrus is soooo sarcastic when he asks about her immune system. XP

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Falken1 In reply to ??? [2010-03-10 11:23:11 +0000 UTC]

"That's a little extreme, Tali"

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Moonsword [2010-03-10 07:59:01 +0000 UTC]

You are my hero for this

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FoxHawke [2010-03-10 07:57:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh hell Tali's response is freaking hilarious (even funnier if you read it in her actual voice )

I can imagine Shepard walking by and being all "Wha?"

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azure-ocelot In reply to FoxHawke [2010-03-10 17:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Ditto. I actually read that line to my husband with Tali's accent (best I could). Cracked him the hell up.

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Aelwen [2010-03-10 06:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh my GOD. I've never thought the words "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH" were ever so funny

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anniezard In reply to Aelwen [2010-03-10 06:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Abrasive Tali is the best Tali.

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Lorik9300 In reply to anniezard [2010-03-10 11:57:09 +0000 UTC]

Hey tali, be sure to get acquainted with the ship's new AI.

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Lord-Moose In reply to Lorik9300 [2010-03-11 05:33:54 +0000 UTC]

J: "Shepard? Where did you get a folding chair?"
*POW*

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tigerqueen In reply to Lorik9300 [2010-03-10 23:09:59 +0000 UTC]

If looks could kill, amirite?

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anniezard In reply to Lorik9300 [2010-03-10 19:59:15 +0000 UTC]

JACOB.

WHAT THE FUCK.

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Aelwen In reply to anniezard [2010-03-10 07:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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preciousblacksteel [2010-03-10 06:28:11 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW THEY DO THIS, I SO KNOW IT!

I always thought they'd have a BFF kind of relationship, always cracking jokes at each others' plights. I blame the talk at the Citadel. :>

Tali should have said, "I have a shotgun." xD

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anniezard In reply to preciousblacksteel [2010-03-10 06:39:13 +0000 UTC]

hahaha yeah. Best impromptu exchange in both games, right there. "TELL ME ABOUT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM!!"

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RedRapt0r In reply to ??? [2010-03-10 05:49:23 +0000 UTC]

And in the corner, Zaeed is sipping on a glass of whiskey, going "Ah...this takes me back."

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anniezard In reply to RedRapt0r [2010-03-10 06:01:10 +0000 UTC]

IGNORE ZAEED

PLAY WITH TRASH COMPACTOR

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Ademonsdream In reply to anniezard [2011-06-06 23:32:00 +0000 UTC]

What?

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sumerkhan In reply to anniezard [2010-03-13 07:05:19 +0000 UTC]

oh god.... i did that too.... O_O... it's.... strangely addicting....

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Lord-Moose In reply to anniezard [2010-03-11 05:33:12 +0000 UTC]

You know you'd love to throw your shepard at his chiseled good looks Annie :3
What sorta woman can resist a englishman.

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anniezard In reply to Lord-Moose [2010-03-11 05:50:20 +0000 UTC]

English? And here I had him pegged for an Aussie. Shows how much I know.

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Lord-Moose In reply to anniezard [2010-03-11 07:25:21 +0000 UTC]

He's Spacason Statham! (Space Jason Statham)

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anniezard In reply to Lord-Moose [2010-03-11 07:27:42 +0000 UTC]

...now I'm going to start expecting him to talk about Death Race when he reminisces.

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Lord-Moose In reply to anniezard [2010-03-11 08:18:32 +0000 UTC]

"I was in a Batarian Prison once, and they put me in a muscle car that had machine guns on it."
"There was no survivors."
"I should let you go, talk more later Shepard."
"Mmmm, I hate to see her go but love watching her leave..."
"... You werent supposed to hear that."

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bannester In reply to Lord-Moose [2010-09-24 00:28:38 +0000 UTC]

pffffhahahahahhahahaha thats hilarious

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anniezard In reply to Lord-Moose [2010-03-11 08:29:50 +0000 UTC]

BRILLIANT

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Lord-Moose In reply to anniezard [2010-03-11 08:36:07 +0000 UTC]

I Told You You Love The Z!
Garrus/Zaeed Conflict
G:"Shepard, I want to know, who'll it be, we've been through a lot together I dont want to be just another notch in your belt."
Z:"... I wont kill you during climax? Promise. Goddamn Scout's Honor."

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Thatrealycoolguy In reply to anniezard [2010-03-11 02:33:37 +0000 UTC]

No! He is a badass!

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tigerqueen In reply to anniezard [2010-03-10 23:09:15 +0000 UTC]

I sat for an hour playing with the trash compactor thinking, man my crew is a bunch of slobs...

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Angry-Pixel1138 In reply to anniezard [2010-03-10 15:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap I'm not the only one!

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RogueRubberDuck [2010-03-10 05:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Someone's a little touchy, lol.

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admiral-squee [2010-03-10 05:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Lulz. That's all I have to say. Lulz.

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