Mastadon-King [2016-08-06 05:51:35 +0000 UTC]

"Jesus. Fuckin' A. I figured the situation was bad...but this?"

"Gentlemen," the Captain called out, "I know the situation looks bleak, but we have a mission to complete. We were entrusted to see this through to the end and combat this menace before it gets any more out of hand. All other forces have already been dispatched to combat this foe elsewhere, so we will not be receiving support. But that's alright. I have had the privilege of serving along side you all for years and know what you can do. We are the best of the best, men. Ready yourselves, we have a long day ahead of us."

"Christ, they stink. Haven't they heard of soap?"

"They're furries and bronies, Harold. Hygiene is a myth to them."

"Wait, they're people? I thought they were zombies."

"Eh, same difference. Remember, the city is paying us plenty to kick their yiffing and clopping asses, respectively."

"...Sir..."

"Yes, Richard?"

"...How would you know they yiff and clop, respectively?"

"..."

"..."

"GET EM!!!"

"NonononNONONON I ONLY WENT ONCE! Ow! OW! NOT THE FACE!!! NOT THE FACE!!!"

"Wow, I feel kind of bad for him."

"Yeah, me too."

"..."

"..."

"DIBS ON DOING THE NUT CRACKER!!!"

"NO FAIR, YOU FUCKER! I WAS GONNA CALL IT!"

"YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE! BITCH!"

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Ashkanie2 [2015-03-12 17:12:29 +0000 UTC]

cool

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LordCarapace [2014-12-30 17:46:46 +0000 UTC]

"Damnit! I told you to get the Samsung instead of the Apple! Google Maps wouldn't have led us to our inevitable doom!"

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