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ArchetypeEithe — Random FB Chat With a Good Friend
Published: 2012-11-03 09:13:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 159; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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Eithe: So how are youAlexi: I'm alright...
tired but alright
Eithe: That's semi-good then...
Did you party last night for some reason to be tired?
Alexi: Something like that.
*Girl appears and puts hands on me*
Girl: you were fine earlier...
Alexi: ...Yeah, something like that.
What about you?
Eithe: *Looks back to make sure my Barrett 50 cal. is still there*
*Cleans his Desert Eagle *
...Nothing much...
-Ooh some blood there-
*Blows away dried blood*
So who is that? She got a sister?
Alexi: Err all information is classified.
Eithe: ... *Cocks gun* That so?
*Puts Deagle away*
Alright.
Alexi: Indeed
Girl: Goodbye master~ *leaves*
Alexi: Bye
*Inspects his M40A5*
Eithe: *raises eyebrows*
Master~ eh? You've been busy...
Alexi: Quiet.
*Looks away*
Eithe: How's uh... Margaret gonna take this?
That blonde?
Remember her?
Alexi: ...When was this?
Eithe: *sigh* That's what I thought
Forget it. She's probably forgot about you too.
So, did you get the targets?
Alexi: Double kill.
With a dogtag to boot.
Eithe: Check the dogtag, the disk should probably be in there.
Alexi: Already sent it to the tech gets of my division,
Eithe: Alright, sent the digistruct of our next plan to the higher ups. Get ready, they might send us the 'go' in a few days.
Alexi: Indeed which reminds me. *goes to the training room, drinks hard liquor, Drunken Fist Stance." Alr...right....let's start.
*Fighting starts with people*
Eithe: *Looks up*
*Continues cleaning gun*
I get the next girl.
Alexi: Have....you....everrr...gotten o.....oone of those....?
*Does something suggestive*
Eithe: ...No... *Looks away*
Alexi: It...feels.... *Thud*
*Passes out*
Memo: There he goes.
Eithe: DUAAAH!
*Falls from where he is sitting*
*Memo grabs his feet*
Memo: So nice to watch.
*Starts dragging Alexi*
Eithe: *Watches despairingly as his friend is dragged out the door*
Alexi: I...sometimes feel so so very very free!......
Memo: Come on lets get you back to your apprentice...
...and room.
Eithe: *Well shit...*
.....uhhhhh
*Door slams*
Eithe: ....
Nothing I could do...
I'll just tell him that
*Memo comes back in without Alexi*
Memo: Can you help me carry him?
He's just in the hallway.
Eithe: *Rapidly stands up*
Y-yes ma'am!
Memo: Good boy
Eithe: *Ugggghh....*
*Carries Alexi's body to his room*
Apprentice(female): Master was drunken fighting again?
Eithe: He's fine.
*Tosses Alexi's body on the floor with a distinct thud*
Apprentice: He has had worse, this is true.
*Looks at Memo*
Eithe: I know.
Memo: Open the door please I'm in a hurry.
Eithe: You're closer though.
You know the password.
Memo: *Smiles*
Eithe: *Shit*
Fine. I got it.
Memo: Not hard to be a gentleman see?
*Leaves*
Eithe: *Deep sigh*
Alexi: I'm up!
*Springs upwards*
Eithe: Finally.
Apprentice: Sober are we?
Alexi: Yes,
owww....
ahh Damn something hurts!
Eithe: ... Yeah, my pride...
I'm just gonna go get my guns and clean them here.
Something tells me it's going to involve Memo, and its about to get interesting.
Alexi: Ooh it'll be fine.
Apprentice: Sicily? Memo? Gunfight? Collapsing 5 buildings?
Alexi: Oh right... Wait she was here?
Eithe: Uh-- um, So this girl, uh, she's your apprentice?
Alexi: Ehhhheah... *stretches*
Yup, found her a long time ago.
Eithe: Huh. What's your name?
Apprentice: Yunalesca, well Yuna for short.
Eithe: Yuna eh? Nice to meet you.
Should you ever need to learn how to wield a weapon, do not hesitate to ask me.
Well, I would need to ask your master first
*Looks at Alexi*
*Looks back at Yuna as she begins to talk*
Yuna: Been there, done that. I got what I need to know from Master.
Eithe: *Looks at Alexi* *whispers* She's charming...
*Alexi shrugs*
Eithe: Very good. Well, I cannot wait to go on missions with you and your
apprentice, Alexi.
I'll be back
*leaves*
Alexi: Right, sure.
Eithe: *Pops back in* What was that?
Alexi: Come by anytime!
Eithe: Alright... I'll be back.
*leaves*
Alexi: Sure...
*Few moments Later*
Eithe: *Comes back with Angelica right behind him carrying a M16A2 on her back and a Remington 870 in her hands and dual H&K MP7's on her hip holsters and Eithe carries a Beretta 50 Cal., an XM8 and a H&K G36 on a magnetized plate on his back and 6 holsters with ASP's, Desert Eagles, and M1911's*
*They both carry toolboxes containing cleaning equipment*
*Alexi and Yuna have disappeared. Eithe and Angelica see a box lying in the middle of the floor*
*Alexi and Yuna appear from the back room with ramen bowls and set them on the box, after Eithe and Angelica remove their weapons from atop of it*
Alexi: *Looks up* Well supplied.
Eithe: Yeah, gotta be in our line of work.
*Alexi and Yuna finish eating and lie down for a while*
Alexi: *stretches* well time to take an enthusiastic walk through the woods.
Yuna: -and kill homicidal vampire priests?
Alexi: Yes, a very enthusiastic walk.
Eithe: Guess we'll head to the gun range and fire a few shots. Right Angelica?
Angelica: Let's do it!
Eithe: Alright! Let's go!
*leaves*
Alexi: See you down there.
Eithe: *Waves back*
Sure!
*Sometime Later*
*At the gun range, most of the interior is covered in technology, and the targets are digistructed so they are controlled by a computer. Basically a virtual reality game center.
Alexi: How's the range coming along?
Eithe: *Points towards the targets*
Left one is mine
Right one is Angelica's.
Angelica here is a natural marksman!
(Right target 20,20,20,20,20,20,20)
(Left target 20,20,20,20,20,20,20)
Range of 250 yards
Weapon, M14 with stock scope
*Picks up M40A5*
Alexi: Alright let's see if I still got it.
Long range, it's been awhile.
Eithe: Let's make it more interesting
*flips switch*
Eithe: Moving targets with random algorithms.
Seems like a real person running
...Go for it
Alexi: Alright.
*Adjust bi-pod and scope*
Eithe: You got this. Focus.
*Fires*
*On a scoreboard*
*20*
Eithe: That's a headshot.
Again!
*Another target pops up*
*On a scoreboard*
*15 + 5*
Eithe: That's a shot to the heart. Good!
Again, Last target!
*Another target pops up*
*On a scoreboard*
*15*
Eithe: Looks like that was below the neck, a suffering wound, but fatal nonetheless...
*Looks at Alexi*
Good shooting. Not as good as you were before but still, most were clean shots, all fatal.
Alexi: Keep it clean, keep it fatal.
*Eithe goes to the terminal, resets the scenario*
Eithe: Alright let's let our apprentices go at it once huh?
*Moments Later*
Alexi: You want the EMR or My bolt action?
* Alexi looks at Yuna*
Yuna: Er- Ummmm....
Eithe: Indecision eh?
Take your time.
*Angelica takes up the Beretta 50 cal.*
Eithe: The range is going to be around 300 yards. reenacting a deal between crime lords.
...Choose wisely
Yuna: Ill go with the EMR to be safe. Im not as fast on a bolt action.
Eithe: Ahh the upgraded version of the M14, good choice!
*Yuna nods her head*
*Seconds to set Up*
Eithe: Alright, check your bi-pods and scope, test is about to start!
*On queue Angelica and Yuna, double check their bipods and their scopes*
Eithe: Sound off!
Angelica: Ready!
Yuna: Set!
*Pushes button*
*Horn blares*
*Figures materialize into a scene where around 20 people are gathered around a building, with several more inside*
*Seconds pass as shots are being lined*
*Guns fire*
*Camera follows the bullets fly out and fades to white*
*At an Air Force Base*
*A group a people runs towards an already gathering crowd*
Multiple Voices: I can't believe it.-
No way he just...-- with him?
--I'm placing bets! Who's with me?
*All shout*
Multiple Voices: $10 on Eagle One!-
$20 on Kenji!--
--$50 on Eagle One!-
*An officer approaches*
Officer: You there what's going on?
Enlisted Airman: You better hurry, Kenji just challenged Eagle One to a mock dogfight in the simulator!
Officer: *Sighs* That boy is nothing but trouble!
Croupier: Place your bets, place your bets! Kenji against Eagle One! Place 'em here!
*Everyone runs over to place their bets on their chosen champion*
He's not winning. *Quietly*
Guy: Who?
You'll see.
Croupier: Place your bets here! 500 for Eagle One? 200 for Kenji? All here, place'em here!
Voices: The bets, already reached the 100's?-
-Just ridiculous--
--You're not gonna bet then?--
--Of course I am!-
Airman: Damn Eagle's so level headed.
Airman 2: Kenji ain't that bad either.
Airman: Probably why he challenged him. To see who is better.
Airman 3: Who the hell taught him?
Airman 4: Some guy named Blitz
Airman 3: Kenji?
Airman 4: Yeah, Eagle over there is a natural though
Airman: So Eagle isn't as defined as Kenji is, since Kenji had a teacher
Airman 4: Guess you can say that.
Airman: Well we'll see who dominates who.
*SIMULATION START*
*Big screen turns on and shows the dogfight*
Airwoman: Whoa, is that movement even possible?
Others: That shouldn't be possible-
-How'd he do that--
--The one in the red is Eagle's plane right?--
--I just got here what happe--
--They almost clipped each other, they are reall--
--It seems Eagle is just toying with him-
*The entire crowd is engrossed in the captivating battle*
*The outcome; Eagle One - 3% Hull Damage - Victory: Did the most damage
Kenji - 64% Hull Damage - Defeat: Hull levels fell below safety standards*
Kenji: *Still inside the simulator* DAMN IT!
Eagle: *Over the radio* Next time.
*They exit*
Croupier: The Winner! Eagle One! Get your payments! Losers! Better luck next time!
Voices: Auuuuuggh! I should've bet on Eagle!-
- I got double more than what I bet! I am so--
--It's so funny seeing all these reactions--
--How much did you make?--
--I made over $200! $200!-
*Eagle walks over to Kenji*
Eagle: You and I are having a talk later.
*Kenji stares at Eagle*
Airman: Looks like Kenji isnt happy.
Airwoman: Eagle doesn't look happy either
Airman 2: I know the guys who lost their money aren't ecstatic either.
