AriAdoringGiants — Are we there Yet?!
Published: 2023-03-20 04:46:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 6434; Favourites: 95; Downloads: 6 Redirect to originalDescription
“I warned you to just keep your mouth shut during the trip! How do you expect me to focus on the road when you’re back there complaining about how uncomfortable you are or how bad something we’re driving past smells every 5 seconds? Well I think I got a better use for your mouth now. For the rest of the trip, you’re gonna stay in my sneaker, licking up my sweat and chewing on the dead skin on my feet, so I don’t flip out while I’m driving again! And if you think the shit on the road smelled bad, trust me buddy, you ain’t smelled nothing yet!”
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