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Published: 2007-05-28 02:11:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 171; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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Ili doesn't get drunk that often, but when she does...she reaches a level of trampiness that no one would ever believe her capable of when sober. Seriously, if anyone doesn't believe she's her mother's daughter, just get her drunk and they'll be proven wrong instantly.Unfortunately for Aidy, he can't touch her no matter how much she prepositions him. Whether it's out of some moral code or the fact that he really cares about Ili/she'll murder him once she's sober, I don't know.
And Ruxy, except for the nose I think he turned out well this time!
Ili (c) me
Aiden (c) Ruxy
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Brin twother!
I have a scene in the HotU fic in which Kia gets drunk. While she does not reach Ili's level of trampiness (nobody else could reach that, ever) she does manage to wake up in Valen's room in the morning.
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To be fair, she was doing that quest in the docks where you have to outdrink the bloodsailor in order to get info from his companion. She won. Unfortunately.
He's sulking, I imagine from not being able to touch her, and the fact that he's responsible for her now. If I recall correctly, the dialog went something like this...
Aiden: Ili? Hello? Ilivarra? *waves a hand infront of her face* Anyone home?
Ili: I didn't know you had a twin brother. *hic* He's hot.
Aiden: *rolls eyes* *to self* Great. I haven't babysat drunk people in...three weeks. *sighs aloud* Come on Ili. *picks her up* Someone's got a rendevouz with a nasty hangover tomorrow.
Ili: Your eyes are green. Like grass. *hic* I like grash. It's comfy.
Tan: Gods help us.
*Once they get to Ili's room, Aiden tries to lay her on the bed, but Ili pulls some assassin trick that winds up with her lying on top of him, pinning him to bed. She bends down to kiss him, but prompty passes out*
Aiden: *grins wickedly* I think we should tell her about this in the morning. *tries to get up* Uhm...*tries again* Geez, how much does this woman weigh? *failed attempt* Tan...a little help?
Tan: *lies down in front of the door* Goodnight, Aiden. I'll see you in the morning.
And I bet she threw an apopleptic fit. Am I right?
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Hee! None of my characters managed that!
Aww. So he's going to wake up underneath Ili in the morning?
Oh yes. She had a mad panic fit, Aelaeri started screaming at her in her mind for being such a stupid berk, and she just ended up running from the room like she had a Balor on her tail.
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Ili has gone through periods of serial drinking, so it made sense that she won. And since her last heavy drinking period ended decades before I'm sure she paid dearly with a huge hangover. 
Actually, she's going to wake up first. And you can bet her first words are going to be "What the fuck is this?!"
Aeleari is still there?
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Oh yes - the hangovers. Kyral and Kia both sympathise. 
I bet Aiden has a panic attack when she wakes up and threatens to kill him for taking advantage.
Indeed. Aelaeri is skulking in some small, remote corner of Kia's head for the SoU fic and the HotU fic. It's a Big Subplot of Evil that is going to wreak havoc with the original storylines.
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Ili says that he'll have to hold his liquor if he wants to be a proper red sister.
Nope. She wakes up, shakes him awake, levels a knife at him, remembers everything, sheathes her knife, and makes him promise not to tell anyone. He proceeds to make fun of her. ("How could I forget that expressed your undeniable attraction for me? Not to mention you almost kissed me?") Then she tried to kill him. But Tan stopped her.
God, I love Aiden. He's such a bastard.
I can't imagine Valen will be pleased by that. And i bet the seer has some sort of method of getting her out...
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Oh, poor guy, is he pouting?
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I imagine he is. She's been sending him through the ringer in his advances, and now that she's finally responding with something other than biting hostility, he can't do anything about it. That, and he doesn't like babysitting drunks.
I would warn Tash about Ili. After twenty drinks Ili will act the same way toward her.
Ili: *drunk off her ass* *strokes Tashes hand* I always wiked larriors. *hic* A lot. So...does that armor unclaspsh in the front or backsh?
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Gosh!
You did that again, girl.
Consider me dead.
Of laughter.
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Somehow, I doubt Tash the weapon master is laughing as much as you.
Ili: Tah...Tash, if I...if I told you...you had a hot body, would you...would you hold it against me?
You know, she's even worse when she's high.
Ili: Tan! Hi!
Tan: You sure are.
Ili: *gasp* Holy shit, you can talk!
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Mhm. *cough* Not sure if muscles make a female body hot, but I guess Ili's drunk enough to consider anything hot.
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Untrue. Some women pull it off. But then again, most of them are warrior maidens and superheroes.
Yes, Ili would find a slime covered toadstool sexy in her state. But she says that she thinks her Honey Cakes is hot whether she's drunk or sober.
Ili: *breaks into song. Queen's 'Fat Bottomed Girls' to be precise* oooh you gonna take me home tonight. oooh, down beside that red firelight;
oooh you gonna let it all hang out. Fat bottomed girls, You make the rockin' world go round. *collapses, face first on the bar counter*
You know, now that she's passed out, Tash could start writing things on her face or painting her nails pink.
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Tash would never do such a thing. More likely she would wait until the next morning and drag poor hangover Ili to the training room for long, exhausting and merciless training. Just for the fun of it.
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But you forget, hung-over and miserable she may be, she could always summon a portal to a relaxing place. But I imagine Tash would drag her back regardless. And Ili's stubborn enough to put up a good fight, drunk or not.
Also, she'll be cranky enough that she'll tell Tash in many ways to use either Qua'laen, Mischa, or a goat for sexual gratification. The sword may come up in that list as well but even hungover, Ili will think twice before taking the sword lightly.
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Tash is always up for a good fight, especially when it is meant to help someone (or herself) to get rid of a nasty hangover. 
And yes, never underestimate Tash's devotion to the sword, not even Valen dares to touch it without her permission, let alone make some obscene suggestions...
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That's a really good idea actually. Make Ili fight or get pissed off enough to forget that she's hung-over. You know, Tash, I think the weapon master is smarter than you want us to believe.
Unfortunately, Ili probably lacks that particular common sense.
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Ili takes a cue from her mommy and prefers to scream, insult, and curse at everyone who crosses her. For example:
Tan: Good morning, Ili.
Ili: Go fuck a rothe.
Tash will probably be on the recieiving end of that if she tries to make Ili fight the next morning.
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Accompanied by a few fist fights, broken bones, and screaming matches? Sounds like each ladies' childhood home.
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*dreamy sigh* THAT would be something...
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